ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

my crs moom tyred to finger me in the back of my moms freid

I'm gay

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thanks for the bump

i fuck my sis while she sleps

Op is a faggot oh wait no secret there

you mean she is in a coma?

I accidentally set my friend up for rape.

happens. did he cry when u fucked him in his ass?

I'm into omorashi
>Inb4 "what the fuck"

This is the only non porn thing left of Sup Forums. New fags and baiters have taken this shit over at this point

I'm fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

I have a macro fetish.

I love reading these threads

My dude we need pics with stamps

I want to kill myself even though my life is pretty good.

seconded

these threads make me realise that however much stupid fucked-up shit I've done, I'm not even in the same league as some of Sup Forums

LOL that would put everyone for a loop.

Wait a second is her name Elaina?

I get huge boners when listening to live classical music

My moms car tried to finger me in the back of her friend

Proof with stamps

I've seen him post in these threads before it's legit lmao

nope

I was phone

Did gay shit a few times a few yesterday's back, cheated on my gf with other girls, stole silver from my family, do i feel bad?
>No

let me get right on that mr fbi

Kek'd but im drunk so 7/10

There's not a single thing on this planet I crave more than intimacy. I want companionship, love. Despite this, I've spent so much time masking my emotions with this apathetic persona I've created to combat the fact that I do have empathy- too much of it.

I just feel so alone in this world. I'm like a flickering candle in a dark room. Eventually one of the many breezes will be strong enough to extinguish me, and then it won't matter anyways. What is darkness without light.

I would disown a family member if they turned out gay.

This is my first post on Sup Forums

What do you mean?

Idek I'ma need proof doe

Some turn to Gods, some to Devils but the real question. Is there a difference?

welcome you are now oldfag

these fucking rapey cars, with their fingers

Ay my dude if I have an interest I want to see it I'm into it

When i was 6 yo j licked my cousin's pussy

I understand...

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

I feel you user, I could be beaten, tortured, raped, and infertile, but as long as somebody truly loves me I can withstand that pain. Without intimacy, life is meaningless.

Things are going good, everyone things you're happy then boom you kill yourself.

yes i know, id love to share but wont for reasons

Haha I totally would for the lulz.

I want to do this now

How can I get that I'd like too

Fuck that, I bet the gov is all over this shit

I feel nothing for the ones I am supposed to love, only nurture their dependence on me as I try to manipulate their lives to my will.

Elaina from Starr?

I play with my penis on the Internet. Mostly to women in the missionary position.

Do it! You wont regret it.

ostensibly not *that* good

was not ready for these feels

I'm the same. Luckily I've found a girl who is the same too.

...

My friend s u c c e d my penis when I was 7

I used to sit my sister on my lap when I was playing RPGs when we were younger, and then stealth hump her ass.

where at?

I pray a lot for my friends to die.

I love her... but now its too late
she die... and I gonna be an hero too...

too real, but i feel u

The gettin place.

She thinks her dog ran away. Actually, I drove it out to the Rez and now either a training dog for a fighting dog, or became some prairie nigger's Sunday dinner.

i'm stupid turned on by chastity.

and also still in love with my ex

I'll tell a story that I've never told anyone about
>be 14 year old edgelord me
>home alone since both parents work and I just walk home after school
>bored, open facebook and spam my friends
>H ends up talking to me about something they discovered
>something about onions
>the onion router
>never heard of it
>tells me how he found these naked girl pictures on it
>you have my attention
>describes to me how I can download
>begin install
>load it
>do some research on using it, begin browsing
>don't really do much since I was a pussy
>just used yahoo mainly, giggled at how the homepage was a different language
>forget about it after a few days
>fast forward
>one year later
>see some youtube video about tor
>remember I have tor
>decide to use it again

>be less of a pussy
>decide to dig into the deep web itself
>see some pretty shady shit
>heard about the silk road by now
>stumble into it
>i see a link for a firearms deal
>kind of want to click it and see what happens
>decide to click it
>suddenly a pop up
>reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

I cheat my gf with hairy muscled daddies

which Rez?

Parents divorced when I was little, mom had another husband but he got arrested for drugs. Ended up being 9 and living with my dad, but visited my mom, younger half sister (4) and her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend abused me and my sister, forced us to do dirty shit with him, made me do stuff to my mom, my sister. Mom and him ended up in prison, but I've always felt emotionally stinted from it.

Sorry to hear that my man

Standing Rock

I molested my sister when she was too young to remember

I ran over a 9 year old Latino girl with my mountain bike when I was 11. She got up but I didn't stop riding. I just drove out of the park and went home. Probably broke her wrist but at this point I don't give a shit anymore.

Why. Just fucking why

jar jar is one of my favorite star wars characters, when i was a kid and saw episode I for the first time he replaced han solo as my fav character and i was excited to see him on attack of the clones. The only reason i dont like him so much now is because im not aloud to

you like him cause he is a nigger

I'm 30 and never as much as held hands with a girl. I've traveled around the world, climbed mountains and been to extravagant parties. But I wear such a complete mask that while I watch my body start to get old I will remain a kissless virgin with nobody suspecting. I browse the internet late into the night haunted by the thought I'll never have a family of my own.

Had a thing with a coworker that is 13 years younger than I am, behind my long term gf's back. They were friendly with each other and the coworker put an end to it out of guilt. Never got too physical with her but she asked me to cum for her and sent me some pretty hot pics to help me fulfill the request.

>aloud

Why don't you just like him quietly?

I'm 39 and I fap to the thought of destroying my 18yo intern's pussy.

A few years ago when I was in high school my parents went out of town for the night, and so I invited 3 friends over, 2 dudes and a girl. at 2:00 AM we all skinny dip in my pool and take turns doing intimate things with girl. My friend L had a girlfriend so he didn't do anything, my buddy C was cousins with the girl, and I had a girlfriend. Ended up making out with everyone (including L and C), but ended up fucking the girl. Me and her were the only ones up, so we fucked on the guest bed. Best sex ever. 6 hours later I went to my girlfriends house and fucked her, she never found out.

nigger

I'm the same age and in the same situation. There's no incentive to make a family anyways: men are demonized by society, divorce and cheating are rampant, courts are biased, etc. Fuck it, let it burn.

One time I cummed in my aunt's panties and left them in the bin

She found them and put them in my travel bag before she left.. if she initiated it I would give that old woman the fuck of her life god

When my nephews stay with me I let them shower with me and my gf. Their parents are conservative godfags who think them seeing a naked female will scar them for life and probably send them to hell or something

I'm a habitual shoplifter.
I'm upper middle class and have plenty of money but I love stealing shit.

anything in particular?

why?

I killed my cat with a bungee chord when I was 4. I didn't realize what I was dying, it just sort of happened. When I was a horny 12yo I molested the 6yo girl I was babysitting. Whenever I feed my current cat, I used to strangle it. And yeah

I posted my exs nudes inline for years, and she's a teacher Ive posted her first name, city, age. People repost her like a little camwhore regularly now... should I be worried someone will recognize her and cost her her job?

palindrome incoming

bois

OMFGGGGGGGGG


PALINDROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

I'm playing WoW right now.

The 22 year old student who is renting a room from me, doesn't pay actual rent. Instead she lets me fuck her.
Great deal!

OR you could get $ and pussy....

Lmao not really, just stuff I like.
Clothes are a big one.

I suck my own dick.

lol motherfucker

I have a heart disease and am fairly sure I'm going to die of a heart attack soon. The thought of surgery terrifies me. I can't bring myself to telling my doctor or parents.