Born healthy into a loving working class family

>Born healthy into a loving working class family
>Do well in academics but shy away from honor roll
>Shine in sports, especially swimming
>Make use of your God given talent, train your hardest every day
>Coaches, scouts give you nods and talk about you being the next big thing
>You play it off and are humble, but are beaming at the praise
>You compete in nationwide meets, enchanting crowds with your unique styles and forms
>You are hailed as a local sports hero, loved by town and state alike
>Constant stares from females because of your toned body, but remain chaste
>Graduate high school, the crowd gives you a standing ovation as you receive your Diploma

>this topic
>this flag

>You marry your high school sweetheart, her entire family loves you and vice versa
>Trainer settles you down, and tells you about the chance of you being ready for Olympic selection
>You are surprised, but determined to make the team
>Train everyday before the trials, never taking a break
>The local pool has modified itself to serve as a training facility for you
>People from all over talk about you being ready to make the jump at the age of 18
>Despite all the media attention, you decide to remain humble and not let their imagination run wild
>After training constantly for what seems like months, the trials have begun
>The night before you gather your entire family to pray together and for a successful day ahead
>People from all over the country who have trained their entire lives are here for this moment
>Butterflies are in your stomach, but you do not let the pressure get to you

this is not your fanfic blog dumb frog poster

go on

reddit pls leave

>Many veterans and pundits agree that you did very well
>After what seems like ages, the trials are over and the results are in
>You have made the team
>Surrounded by your entire family, you burst into tears and praise and thank God for the opportunity to be apart of Team USA
>Sponsorships are at your door begging for you to come and endorse their products
>Despite all this you endorse your local pool and local sporting good store
>Many people have high expectations for you, but they all agree that making the team is a huge milestone
>You discuss the olympics with family friends, and they tell you about how it hosted in Rio de Janeiro
>You have never heard of Rio, only in movies and school, but do not care where the event is hosted
>After being told about it, you decide to venture off and look it up
>You discover that it is poorly planned, the infrastructure is subpar, and crime is very rampant

>be American
>get shot

t. reddit

n-no

I don't like where this is going

>Despite all this you resolve to mentally prepare yourself
>When you arrive at the airport, you are surprised to see people walking towards you, only for guards to shoo them away
>Always one for people, you let them come to you despite Security's objections
>A child, no older than 12 looks at you and says, "are you famous"? in broken English
>You tell them you are, and you relish in seeing the beam in his eyes
>Walking away from the child, you smile
>This is what it feels like to be a celebrity you think inside
>After being escorted to the Olympic village, you are shocked at how poor the training facilities were
>Your local pool beat this by a mile
>Still, you would never give up being an Olympian just because of some bad facilities right?
>After harsh makeshift training, you decide to wander out into the city

Oh god. I'm already beginning to tear up

This is so sad

>be Austrian
>enslave and rape your own daughter for decades and father children with her

Oh fuck no

Fuck you rio

>Get Zika
>Wife gives birth to a potato

THE END

Is this pasta?

What is it?

>You smile and wave as you see the same child as earlier, only surrounded by what looked like his older brothers
>After approaching them, you are shocked as you are then pistol whipped, by none other than you child you were with earlier
>You are blindfolded and then kidnapped for ransom
>The media are all on alert due to your current status
>Despite all this you still sing hymnals to get you out of this situation safely
>After the ransom is paid for you are set free, and never see the child again
>The Brazilian government decides not to take action against said criminals due to the loss of revenue it could entail
>This shocks you, and your nerve is tested as Brazillians deny you being kidnapped of you own doing for publicity
>You channel all this anger into training as you try your hardest to reach new levels
>You decline interviews due to threats from the government, and spend nearly everyday training with no rest
>The olympics begin, and you are looking very shaky to say the least

>then you meet a couple of hot Sweden girls who want a threesome
[Hold on got phone call]

what a phony

>you start a thread with a story that will take more than 1 post to finish
>you choose to not write the whole thing out beforehand and have your shitty thread 404 before you can finish the story
>all because of one dumb choice

I will never understand this. I guess frogposters are just too dumb to think ahead.

Faget