Epic Faproulette
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1. Your typical jerk off
2. Jerk off to straight porn
3. Jerk off to a horse cock
4. Jerk off to a non-suggestive picture of a young teenage girl
5. Finger your ass while jerking off
6. Put peanut butter on your cock and let your pet lick you to orgasm
7. Jerk off to a picture of space
8. Fuck your pillow
9. Jerk off to pic related only
69: Eat your cum
Dubs: Only finger your ass until orgasm
Trips: You choose a number
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We Live in an Alternate Timeline; Our Simulation Rebooted About 15 Years Ago
I've been doing extensive research on this anomaly after some personal experiences drove me in the right direction. What I'm going to tell you sounds crazy. But if you think about it, you'll somehow know it's true. I don't know how, you just will.
First of all, realize that we live inside of a simulation much like the Matrix. The difference is that in the Matrix, the people in the simulation at least have real physical bodies plugged into the Matrix; our entire beings are in the simulation.
About 15 years ago, there was a nuclear holocaust that eliminated human life on the planet. I'm not sure if anyone survived but it was at least a virtual extinction. The mass experience of death and emotion caused something in our simulation to crash or triggered something in the program. There was some kind of mass awakening. Most of us experienced the flesh burning off of our bodies and being vaporized. We were all still aware post-death.
We saw the complete destruction of human civilization forever and existed in that reality for a little bit. Some of us were surrounded in nothing but pure white light after being vaporized. Then, everything rematerialized in front of us back to normal. This was our simulation rebooting.
I think that our mass awakening triggered something in the simulation and caused it to do like a system restore. I'm not sure what the implications of that are. I think that our simulation has a certain goal and that we were not supposed to destroy ourselves before accomplishing it. Once we do accomplish it, I'm not sure if that's good for us or if the simulation just shuts off.
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