Waifu claiming thread
previousRules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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If you just puked then you can't be feeling THAT well.. you sure you're okay..?
Why's that?
I guess I'm doomed then.. which makes me have even less confidence because of what you just said about having a lack of confidence.
>I totally agree.
My brother is the best I love him to death.
>Is that good or bad lmao
>I hope she thanked you for doing so.
Now you're making it sound like it's all work and no fun.
>Be afraid.
Then I'm hugging you for the rest of the night so you can't fall asleep on me again.
When I grow old will you buy NII a house of gold?
When your father turns to stone will you take care of Nii?
nice baking fgt
Claimed
Iowa claimed
It was towards mid game that we started to get destroyed haha. they ended up getting kha to camp us and it was wew lad
Gets a little too comfy haha. Whenever I feel tired and I lay in my bed I start to drift to sleep. Normally being awakened by any noise. I've never fallen asleep to music. Though it sounds nice.
Sure man but you gotta remember FREEDOM ISN'T FREE YOU GOTTA WORK FOR IT BROTHER
Leona blitz is a pain to go up against but still very fun haha. One of my most fun things I've done was doing Jhin Teemo bot with my friend in ranked. Worked 95% of the time
Claim
mine
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Claimed.
Thats awesome to hear, I have been reading a ton more lately as I am right now haha, how about you?
Super cute pic
How have you been today princess?
Yozora claimed
What's popping /waifu/?
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Penny Claim
Only one person has actually seen the booty in its full glory
That man, he is the most patriotic man I've ever met.
Because Sabaton is god tier. You can't tell me they are anything less. Got a favorite song from em?
Nothing much aside from the shit fest. What about you dude?
Claim
Oberstgruppenführer
yeah im fine good to see a friendly face
well it was just a story to me i feel better now that people are starting to be nice i dont know how to feel how should i feel?
final claim going to get some sleep now ill be thinking of you guys im going to hug my esdeath and fall asleep god i need her good night love you guys never hurt me ok love ya
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Fight the fascists!
It's one of the newer ones I've gotten.
Pretty okay day, played some TLoU with bros and had a blast
Wuz gud nigga?
Oh shit
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Exactly what I intend to do. You seem to underestimate this Britbong waifu.
Kek that sounds fun. Been playing mostly Fiora and Gangplank lately. Still enjoy Quinn and Graves toplane
a cute
(Esdeath)
I hope you can try it out sometime!
(Anonon)
I hope you can fix it somehow, those are terrible and even worse when you don't know why it's happening.
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>Honestly its a bad thing because she went FULL WEEBMODE
>Eventually she came out of it and now shes much less radical about it.
Other than that, she's like a carbon copy of me except shes much better at sports and is bad at vidya.
Doll claimed.
Ruh-roh
Oh cool, IT. Not my cup of tea personally but whatever floats your boat.
I can imagine. It's shocking how bad at computers a lot of teachers are given their job. Got any good stories?
Thats a fair point, the amount of hours I banked on tf2ware. If it's coming purely from Blizzard then they'd have keep adding shit.
>Leona Blitz bot
You are speaking my language.
Yeah I'll be fine, stopping by the doctors for a jab in a bit, so I'll ask about it.
I could say the same thing to you blue beauty
That is also a top tier picture
I love Las Of Us one of my favorite games, well single player games I should say, the multiplayer gets me nervous
Well the lan was the main thing of the year and now it's over so.
Heeey Yozora how r u
Now listen you little Ki, if you can put up with my shit day after day, I know you can put up with any bullshit college throws at you! So now I'm going to sit here and cheer you on!
>Now to really cheer you on, I'm gunna dress up in my maid outfit and get the pompoms out of that box I saw on the ground in the garage! Surely that'll motivate you!
Didn't feet fed enough then. LITERALLY gotta make them useless and don't let them farm! Also, your other lanes have to keep the jungles busy!
Nothing much, yo.
Winding down and shit.
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Read before responding, I don't have much time to chat.
Rude.
Hello you guys.
My power went out for the second time in less than a month.
(Nico)
But yeah, I feel as if my tastes are pretty average.
(Penny)
The last power outage was bad in itself. The transformer outside my house exploded at 8am, and no one got around to fixing it until midnight. Luckily that's not the case this time.
(Shizuru)
And as soon as I show up, I'll have to leave. My mobile is at half battery and I want to make sure I can still make calls and whatnot.
So you are ok with you being mine?
he knows how i feel
Leona Blitz but is 10 seconds of fuck you in particular it's hilarious
>Spookydoll.jpg
Alright. Later Yoko. Enjoy your night.
Time to start the Waifu reich
PAPERS PLZ
They're pretty good and idk if i had to pick one i guess it'd be this one
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Good.. I hope it's nothing serious..
Haha that sounds like me and my brother. He gets so mad because he got me into video games and now his lil sis can kick hiss butt u_u but he can still destroy me in sports.. unless it's soccer or cheerleading.
lol If I needed a cheerleader I'd do it myself I was one of the captains of my cheer team back in high school u_u
Average tastes aren't bad! In fact it could be good because that means you have a lot of people that like the same stuff as you.
Really? Sorry for sounding a bit mundane
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>maki
Cqc is porn to me dude
We talking about gifs or pics? ',:^)
You?
Whoo boy the multiplayer is sweaty af but its fun
Long day?
Thanks You Know!
>Sanae
Long live the fuhrer
Feel tired and sleep.
If you havent, you need to tell your therapist that story.
I can't post it often because of my data cap.
Arms seem to thin tbh
Yo.
Fuq meant for fucked up no i am not okay and i am not yours
You are ok and you are mine
QotT: is your waifu a protag or a villain?
and do you agree with her actions?
Go Blitz Alistar and Rube Goldber machine their ass under your tower
>Spooky doll?
Nah probably just some stomach bug or something, thanks for worrying Nico.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Filthy communist scum
Filthy Nazi scum
I think I've estimated you correctly
>quinn graves toplane
ADC top lanes should be a crime punishable by death
It was mostly my buddy throwing spears constantly while I tried to snare. Jungler got fed up with them getting fucked so he came down for a visit. It was a visit that ended in our demise lmfao.
Sounds comfy. Anything interesting happen to ya?
Glad you agree haha. That's a real good one! Mine has to be this
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Goodnight Smugs!
Time to start the opposition then
She's a running gag.
She should have raped tsukune.
See
Buy a generator.
Very. I'm tired as fuck, yo.
Goodnight
Awesome to hear that. I'm doing good as well.
That seems like a fair agreement, I won't let go.
Twenty One Pilots/House of Gold, I enjoy them a lot.
Kek, true but it's hard to resist. Are you a light sleeper then? By then it's all hazy and I just space out. It's pretty nice, maximum relaxation.
How many hours we talking? Exactly, whether it be characters, skins, items, etc etc... It's gotta sustain the game's lifespan.
Kek'd. It's pretty cool to look at I'll agree.
Both :^) Night m8.
This anime girl is your friend, she fights for freedom.
Protag
She could have done things better..
Sleep well
Filthy murikan
Why not sleep?
I'm back bitches and this goo is still my claim.
One good story I have is:
>Class full of Juniors/Seniors
>Anatomy class type shit
>Some reason the computer froze on this video then BSOD'd
>Connect to it with my laptop and start digging around
>Corrupt drivers, fix it, no problem
>Forgot to disconnect, start digging around out of curiosity, they're not paying attention to me anymore.
>Find encrypted folder
>Crack that shit yo
>Open it up, find this 13 gb folder
>Videos, various pictures, nothing but horse cock
>Accidentally double click video
>Horse cock appears on projector
>Kids start fucking laughing up a storm
>Teacher runs out to the hallway, runs down the hall and out the building
>never really came back.
Anyway, I'm out. Gonna go play Siege
>Gonna play IQ
>Redheads are #1
>But cute blonde German girls are definitely a close second.
Well it's too late, now you've got me to do it too!
>Maki I'll convince Maki to do it as well. :^)
Nah, should've been he jumps on them and stun them, and you follow up with a snare for maximum fuckage. And RIP
>Dat Kalashnikov
>MMMM mmmmmmm
Desu is in our thread so we are going to come hang with you guys.
Sorry Iowa.
>Sanae
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here
and
Round these trouble makers up
No you aren't.
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Shit tier waifu, no personality, only tits.
Disappointed.
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You'll see I'll show you
I only do that when the enemy cancer picks top like Yasuo Illaoi and Darius
Kek
>Even spookier
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>Sweaty
Wew I know that feeling~
Eh I see what ya mean, I mean I like it
wait what happened??
Heya!!
Glad to hear that cutie, anything cool today??
keep a leash on your posters than
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Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.
The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight
Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.
That desu-fag doesn't belong here either you cuck.
It's not sweatier than Destiny's trials of osiris... and I get salty VERY salty in destiny
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>/waifu/ user spams furry thread
>/waifu/ spams furry thread
Yeah all people who post anime characters are from waifu.
You fell for shitposter bait, they did the same thing with drawfags.
Nothing really.
Had to go back and forth with my ex all day. These hoes aint loyal.
Don't feel like it.
DEMOCRACY IS NOT AN OPTION.
U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
>Posts anime character
>MUST BE FROM WAIFU
Holy shit.
WE JUST TOOK POLAND!
Checked.
It's good.
DO SOMETHING
Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?
And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up
I never knew we'd ever went without
The second floor is hard for sneaking out
And this is where I went to school
Most of the time had better things to do
Criminal record says I broke in twice
I must have done it half a dozen times
No I don't.
Hopefully.
One thing I can guarantee you is that I dislike country/westen music.
Thats not exactly what I mean.
>No one read the top part of my post.
Power outages suck. That's all I have to say for right now.
Night Shinoa.
Unsure. On one hand she could just dearly love you and wish the best for you, on the other hand she might be a great one who's only using you as a surrogate child. Either way she loves ya tho so protag.
A fuckin lot I know that much. Loved that gamemode so much.
Yeah, especially events like this Rio one, they should scrap a big amount from it.
Holy shit if that happened at my school. Evrryone would die from hearing it.
Later.
Ap blitz best blitz.
Gotcha, any plans?
looks like hes shit posting here as well, guess hes everyone problem, the mods got mad at me for reporting spam so it's clear the admins here don't care, i'll leave you be, have fun.
god tier waifu
I wonder if it's too late
Should I go back and try to graduate?
Life's better now than it was back then
If I was them I wouldn't let me in
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, god, I
Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
I barely played Destiny, its fun sometimes but I mean what I really love is the PVP in that game so much fun!
Hey thanks for the checks mate
Checked. Yeah I agree! I was there a couple days ago man
Remember the old arcade
Blew every dollar that we ever made
The cops hated us hangin' out
They say somebody went and burned it down
We used to listen to the radio
And sing along with every song we know
We said someday we'd find out how it feels
To sing to more than just the steering wheel
Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She's had a couple of kids since then
I haven't seen her since god knows when
Blitz build blitz best blitz.
>Coin, mobi boots, randuins omen, glory.
>800+movement speed gleaming beacon of metal charging at you.
>You will not get away.
This isn't checkers.
I love and hate destiny, pvp is all I play unless /dsg/ ask for raid/nightfall/CoE/ any PvE activity
Cirno incoming
no i am not
What time is it where you live?
You can't win.
I was answering to you but accidentally answered to sachi instead