ITT: secrets

ITT: secrets

my cars mom tried to finger me in teh back of my moms friend

Memes aside, does Slender still lurk here? It's me, you.

I'm a big, bearish man's man who powerlifts, plays in a metal band and teaches rifle classes.

I'm straight up bisexual, but only for the hairless submissive femboys. I've never fucked one but when I interact with them I get a raging boner and want to choke-fuck them as much as I do with women. And I'm a total "daddy" type so I know at least some of them want to.

Fug.

haven't seen her for months qg, think she got tired of beign a mememe

Sad story. I was also gone for months. Hope she is happy with her gym gf and gf's daughter and that she finally saw the ocean.

Are you an old-time regular too?

she seemed to drift away from Sup Forums as her life got together so I'm assuming she's doing ok.

noticed you were gone, assumed prison

I convinced my past 3 ex gfs to fuck a friends dog

hah no just busy IRL. I haven't done anything illegal, no intention to start now.

As as you wank to girly looking ones I think its straight (same with shemales) but i wouldnt ever tell any one either

you have some interesting tastes, I assumed they might have got you in trouble with law/wife

speaking of interesting tastes, you missed the return of pedomom - this time with nudes.

Which one? the 4 July bbq mom?

What did she post?

No

I have sex with women behind my gfs back then ask for a bj without washing pjuice

that's the one

just gave some general updates and took some low-quality nudes of herself for us

Does she like the taste of pjuice?

Lucky dog

I had a friend when i was like 14 or something who i knew since kindergarden and i guess you could call us pretty good friends. We usally met to play Call of Duty and that similar stuff you consider cool that age. One day, dont ask me how, we jokingly argued who had the bigger dick and it ended up in each other comparing. However, i didnt know to what this would lead... As i said we used to play CoD and such and he never used let me play after that, demanding to take out my dick so I could play. At this age i didnt see the problem and so I did it. As i continued being submissive to his demands he asked more and more. He jacked me but I never came past precum and I think he couldnt jerk off at this age either but you could tell he really enjoyed that. Even though I always was kinda resistant and he was the one "forcing" it, i never had to actually jack him off and he continued to do things like sucking me off, playing with my balls and humping me with clothes on and even though i found it "gay and therfore bad" as usual for this age i let him do everything just to play Black Ops...

When I fuck and don't wash off my cock gets covered in crusty pussy juice. surely anyone would notice?

Fuck. Do you remember the updates? Did you keep the rest of the pics? She's the original reason I started lurking these threads. I just got intrigued.

He is, not that he realises it.
Hes grateful for it though, its the only time hes ever got his end away.

kept them, but they're pretty low quality. She took them in a dark room.

It was a few months ago now but she hadn't 'slipped' since that time you got her excited.

Most of the updates were just about taking her girl out in public, talking about a few fantasies

if your snkmail still works I can email them through at once instead of posting one at a time

still works. Thanks.

I didn't believe she was real. Still kind of don't tbh. Had some serious guilt over inspiring her to slip and it's easier to assume she's fake!

If you have any of the updates saved from her send them too if you can. Thanks man.

That's why you finger them first so they're so horny they just shove it in their mouths

A lesbian loves me

I talked my ex gf into fingering her younger sister

are you a woman? How do you know?

Have a nice job, have a girlfriend, have loving family.

Have irrasional feeling fhe is fucking around behind my back though I know she isn't, wake up hoping I died during the day from some accident. Have ridden my motorbike with my eyes closed for as long as I dare just so it happens. Can't take life anymore and just want it all to end.

I have a great reputation as a "foster system age-out." What most people don't know is that I was a burglar (not the house-tossing B&E thug, 2nd story specialist that people rarely knew they were robbed within a day of coming back home). After about 15 years of doing it successfully, living on it by the age of 20, I was captured. No official arrest (expunged record) as long as I agreed to work as a "troubleshooter" for the private company that caught me in cooperation with law enforcement. Now, I'm a "security specialist" that spent the first part of my legal career as (more or less) a burglar working for the "good guys." Why is this so funny? Except for a couple drunken charges, I have a spotless criminal record.

Fucked my ex, her sister and her mother.
They all don't know. Noone knows.
If anyone ever finds out, I better dig myself a grave.

I'm a man.
She told me

why?

story?

Hi QG.

jesus, man. hang in there, it gets better.

When talking to a girly guy, slip in that you are a "power top" and a "bisexual gay virgin."

They might pretend to not know and actually be doing some kind of dysfunctional competition for you. Just enjoy it.

I don't really know anymore, I've felt like this for longer than I can remember. I've seen therapists and doctors about it, I've spoken to random people because I can't bring myself to let real people know about this.

I can't bring myself to hurt them but I want to just disappear

assumed she was fake as well, her re-visit made me wonder though. definitely a woman and in the right age group.

I just jerked it and came for an 11yo on omegle

Not that much to tell.

>be 18
>first gf
>love each other but fuck Im 18
>her mum and sister are hot
>one night I meet with sister in the kitchen
>one day I find mum in the garden
>get lucky as fuck both times that noone caught us

Since black ops? So you're somewhat freshly gay?

hi. Guessing this isn't slender though. Anyone I know?

super rich with nothing but fake friends.

male or female? did she seem like she watched that regularly?

Its been over 3 years now since that happend. not saying you are wrong.

Just a someone...

Dont let em know youre rich

Is this who I think it is? O_o

If you want to really die just get super drunk, rip back the throttle and go head first into a wall without any safety gear

I'm not Slender.

f, loved it
pulled out her tits for me

So if I'm not wrong, they all 3 know who "won" the unspoken contest.

I secretly wish /b would have some variety from time to time.

>it's me, Goku!
>tbh, imo, smh fam

I know that. but someone else I know well?

Appearenty not my ex. Because.. well, shes my ex. kek

my mom's friend tried to car me in the front of her fingers car.

Seek therapy, the most selfish thing you can do... the biggest middle finger you can give your loved ones... is let your issues kill you. That would really traumatize those who love you. If you are dead set on dying, at least do the courtousy of making everyone who loves you hate you so they are glad to see you go.

too late.

Showered with my girlfriends sister. Didn't fuck but got a good blowie.

zozzle

did you try to find new friends without letting them know you're rich?

You know me better than anyone else here, yeah.

It's a hard life having everyone text or call you because they know you're a good time that isn't happy because of your money. I would get rich friends who spend their money trying to fill a void with you. That's what I do.

I've been exposed online and whileninact upset about it it really turns me on.AMA no I'm not posting my pics.

shit qg when did your wife find out you came here

i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.

If dubs, you do fucking post them.

Same here

You should have put on a condumn.

Roll

exposed by who? what was posted?

You thought you did. That's actually your fathers kid.

>go to bed son.

An ex my nudes

First try check em

Oh how are you doing, friend?

She told you she was on birth control, huh? Should have made sure before you began buttering her biscuit.

Just my boobs by someone I showed pics to

I want it to be a accident if it happens

Therapy hasn't worked and its been years, medication hasn't made any difference.

She made a difference but I feel guilty as i've dragged her into this. I smile but its not real, i'm quite and she is loud and happy all the time

I have some sort of a boyfriend thingamajig.

i did in the beginning but i was obsessed with cumming inside her raw. the mere thought of it used to give me erections. then i just kept doing it like a retard.

anyways. i dont regret it now, but back then i was shitting my pants for like a whole week until we got rid of it.

>protip: planned parenthood doesnt ask you for ID.

who saw the pics? Did it include face?
Feel like sharing them here for us too?

Get thread

I tried to have sex with someone I haven't seen in literal decades. She rejected me. I tried to have sex with her teenage daughter immediately after out of spite. Her mom caught us before anything happened and kicked me out, threatening to kill me if I ever tried to contact her family again. So I went back home and went on a 6-month-long cocaine/alcohol/meth bender with an old coworker of mine, drifting in and out of consciousness for the course of that entire thing. We decided to go to a local planetarium, a place she always wanted to visit. She died in there.
My coworker had been totally clean and sober for 18 months prior to that bender, and would probably still be alive if it weren't for me. But nobody knows that. Nobody knows I caused her to relapse and eventually overdose. Nobody even knows she was with me when she died. Everyone thinks she just got high one day and decided to visit the planetarium. This is just one of many awful things I've already done, and we're only 3 seasons in. :/

that's amazing. I want to hear all about it. Can be here or kik if you prefer. Assuming I'm talking to the right person, I just kikked you from current active address

My face was cut off and sorry no

I have adapted my fleshlight to allow me to connect a vacuum cleaner with a negative pressure relief valve.... i want to marry the vacuum.. best head i ever got!

Not really a secret, but I had a real brother, my friend lived with me through high school when his parents kicked him out. After school my family wasn't doing great so we just took off and drove to Seattle, had a great time. Got a place and a job and we were actually living. Then some heroin whore got in between us, he did fucked up stuff and so did I and I chugged a bottle of whiskey and just left, came back home, living with parents but doing better than most 20 year olds in a way. Like we made up and talk all the time, but hes working a shitty job, living in a room with shitty roommates and hooked on opiates,kratom, alcohol and just sounds depressed as shit. I'm here with all of our friends having a decent time, still have no idea what I'm doing with my life and if I'm worth anything, but I get to go on trips with friends and be with people that care about me, and he's stuck in Seattle and I can't do anything about it. I feel shitty, he's my brother and I'd give anything for him. But I can't find work in this shitty suburb, epileptic and can't drive, I can't get a place he can move back to, and I'm pretty sure this will just be the end of us. Just grow apart and I almost know he won't really be able to find happiness on his own.

John Snow is a Targarien
and Han Solo is killed by his son Kylo Ren

^Old enough to NOT brag about this kind of thing, sees it as a secret.

Who saw them? What turns you on about it?

>until we got rid of it

Kudos to you and your sis for having g the good goddamned common courtesy to not burden everyone including yourselves with another kid no one really wants.

Where are you from?

Alright. Ya got me.

All I know for sure is Sup Forums. Why did it turn me on? Just being helpless about being exposed like that.

have you told him about your gun and how you got it

Kansas

I told a girl online I was 18. We've been in a long distance relationship for 6 months. ERP'd and stuff. She's now 18
I'm 32

if you feel like being exposed and helpless again sometime that could be arranged.

no problem.

you get turned on by the idea of being seen? Like watched while you change? Or if someone pulled down your top while you were in the Mall?