What the fuck is this shit Sup Forumsros

What the fuck is this shit Sup Forumsros

You have cancer, boss

Friction burn. Stop jacking off so much.

Bad News Mate...

Maybe see a doctor?

A small benis.

Amputation to be

Mango worms. Google it.

Doctor reckons some sorta infection but antibiotics aren't working

HPV

That's herpes simplex 2

Does he reckon? Does he REALLY?

fucking kek

Looks nothing like herpes you spastic

Skin cancer

I does look like herpes after the bumps have been popped...blood test will confirm

There never were any bumps, they started as brown dots under the skin then surfaced and dried out.

It's herpes scars. Happens when you don't wrap it up faggot.

that happened to me a few days after I ate out an escort. fucking cunt changed her number too after I harassed the hell out of her, then some niggers parked outside my place for a few days so I stayed inside and never wound up getting it checked out. it cleared up eventually but it took months. I have no idea if it was an STD or STI or what. The fucking niggers had me scared over other shit until they finally left me alone.

This stop popping them op it'll just spread, also cease and desist ur homosex, that is all.

a very small cock

Thats nerve gas poisoning.

spider bites

holy shit that is the best meme jesus christ can u tell me how to use it?

Actually wrapping it up isn't very effective against herpes. Best prevention is to thoroughly wash your dick after sex.

first of all... nice dubs.

second, you had some warts burned off and thats the scarring from it.

>enjoy your lifetime bening cancer fag.

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>ate out an escort
LMFAO WHY

> ate out an escort
did you make her breakfast?
lol

she said she was clean and it was my biggest fantasy before i lost my virginity. I also saw no signs of an STD or STI so I thought i'd be in the clear. it was a stupid mistake but I didn't have a lot of street smarts at the time.

You are fucking retard
Not retarded
not a retard
You are retard

would you get off my ass already and drop it? I got enough shit from my wife I don't need some faggot who doesn't even know me giving me shit too.

Hey honey I'm off to eat more dirty cunt
She said it's a little crusty and the scabs are from razor burn but I'm sure it's fine.

Post webm of you popping them pls

Jesus fuck user, you sound like an ultra-cuck. Not even memeing, you just genuinely sound like the type of guy that has a black stepson.

The only thing stupider than eating out an escort is getting married.

it was before I married her asshole, she gave me shit once I told her the story a few years later after we were married. I wanted a clean slate.

also the escort wasn't crusty or dirty. she tasted fine.

btw, herpes goes into remission
You still have it. Just dont have an outbreak right now.
Shit never goes away. Ever.
You can be clear for years, but then... an outbreak
AAAHHHH FUCK
respond to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
also go eat more hooker pussy fgt get aids and finish the job of taking one less retard out of this world
fuck your wife too

Funny you mention your wife, I think that's her calling you right now. Something about a bull needing prepped.

you don't know shit about it. and even if I did have herpes it may not have been from that one girl. I did oral with more than one prostitute. the last prostitute I was with (in 2003) I had facesit me and I rimmed her.

its been years since "an outbreak" so I really doubt I have anything. plus from what ive googled it also has other side effects to which ive never felt. and as far as fucking my wife, you probably never had a women yourself so you can forget about that fantasy champ.

>I did oral with more than one prostitute. the last prostitute I was with (in 2003) I had facesit me and I rimmed her.
What the fuck...

shit poster confirmed
No ones this fucking retarded

I hope

I have da herpes, but never had symptoms ever.

Stop googling fucking faggot, plan parent hood...poor fag and get blood test and ask for herpes test...you probably have simplex 1 and 2

welding burns.
Ive been a welder for 40 years, and I know a welding burn when I see one.
Stop fapping while welding, kiddo.
Or at least put a welding glass on your penuts too.

It's called you being a unclean fuck who recently shaved and was surprised to see what's been festering in your pants underneath all that cum matted hair, I bet you don't even clean up after you jerk off you just pull your boxers back up and roll over and pass out

Syphilitic chancres.

You're going to die.

This for real

The pens tends to form random pustules that are harmless and seeing how you shaved to might have chopped them off.

Look it up in google images, I'm betting on this.

Most likely in grown hair... Nothing to be worried about. Had those few times, annoying as fuck, but eventually they will heal.
Might also be, that you're scrathing it while asleep...

I've had ingrown hair, that isn't ingrown hair.
100% guaranteed it's an STD. Go to your doctor OP.

Your dick's become a verruca, mate.
Only solution is to freeze it and lop it off to stop the spread.

On the upside, it'll also stop you spreading your seed.

gay aids

probably from shaving op

>she tasted fine

Fucking gross dude.

Continuing message.
Might also be either skin rash, or popped pimples...
Shower, and smear some moisturising skin grease on it. A couple of days and they should be gone...

scrot rot

stop shaving with a razor and go to electric trimmer, also start jerking it with coconut oil

Better yet, cut a hole in a coconut and fuck
Coconut oil is for vegan faggot douches who think that everything in oil form is a medicine

Syphillis

topkek

It's actually a pretty good lube, mang.
It's also literally anti-fungal, but OP's case seems to be different. Looks like acne almost

go fuck yourself

> peer reviewed medical research
> coconut oil is anti-fungal
Pick one
In the mean time you can keep jacking off with the stuff but don't act like you're doing yourself a favor by doing it, your balls probably just smell like coconuts.

i have hpv and looks nothing like that

that's probably herpes

Hey don't knock it til you try it. I use coconut oil when i buttfuck my wife, works much better than water based lube in the store. And a giant jar is only like 7 dollars.

go to a med and stop asking /b you retarded gaylord

Thats clit cancer

You've been shaving with a dull razor, not moisturising and then masturbating 5 times a day. Did you only just find out about masturbation?

this

What am I reading??

HPV. Go to a doc, get cream, worst case scenario two years of symptoms and you're fine. Keep an eye on it, though, that shit can cause anal and penile cancer (not kidding).

Is that a fleshlight? Holy hell that thing is disgusting.

it's inside out. don't worry about it

Remembers me of that guy on here that sticked his dick in this absolutely horrible fleshlight he bought off craigslist or something. Jesus fuck.

*reminds

it's from the original thread but i put a minor celebs face on it for whatever drunken reason i had at the time

i have herpes, this is herpes

Stop injecting heroin into your dick, OP

Or get tested for syphilis

Damn good to know

no

go see a doctor NOW. as fast as you can or the treatment will become exponentially more expensive.