Oh shit, you did a thing and a genie popped out!

Oh shit, you did a thing and a genie popped out!
You now have three wishes!
No wishing for more wishes or more genies, but everything else is okay.

What do you wish for?

1. All niggers and mudslimes just disappear
2. Magic wallet that has the right amount of cash for anything I want
3. The ability to kill anyone just by thinking about it.

1. I wish I could wish for infinite wishes.

2. Infinite wishes.

3. Take over the world.

>I wish I could wish for infinite wishes.
You broke the rules.
The genie turns you into a puddle of diarrhea.

1 perfect health for my entire family
2 money
3 Jackie Chan
Fuck!

(1) Harambe rises from the dead

(2) Can talk and has teh charisma

(3) Becomes POTUS

perfect shapeshifting abilities
to die in my sleep at 100
happiness

kek

I only need one wish:

Destroy Earth.

the rules don't say anything about wishing to change the rules

get rekt OP

Holy shit, a talking puddle of diarrhea!

1. geenie looses his short term memory every two whishes
2. geenie remembers that he must stay at my service till he recalls the third wish was whished
3. succ

Don't you want to destroy other civilizations in other galaxies?

1. I wish for the power to time travel whenever I want.
2. anything
3. anything, then go back in time to the first wish, repeat indefinitely

Kek'd hard

1. creation of a pocket dimension in which I am god/ infinite power / ability to do anything
2. pocket dimension has infinite are/possibilities
3. i'm removed from Earth and placed in my pocket dimension, nobody else can ever interact with or effect it ever again.

1. Wisch for another beeing/object capable of granting me wishes (expect geenie) .

Done

1) Happiness for my family
2) No more Tumblr
3) Emma Stone tied to a chair in my room

your wish was granted

Harsh...

1. I wish i knew the wishes that will make my life perfect in every aspect

2. & 3. *those wishes

>i'd still be okay with this

1) get za warudo

literally nothing else would matter ever again

to be born again as a girl. if that doesn't work: to die quick and painless and make sure that the afterlife is just consciouslessness.

1- I´d wish to have the power to grant wishes.
2- Wish for any other genies to disappear
3- Wish for that the original genie commits genie suicide and take over the world with my genie powers.

I'd wish for Ryoko's powers, so I could fly, teleport, phase through shit, make a fuckin' lightsaber out of nothing, and whatever else I missed.
Save wishes 2 & 3 for a rainy day.

Nah, they haven't annoyed me yet.
If they do, I'll change my wish accordingly.