Toronto Blue Jays @ Houston Astros

It's a 3 up 3 down for every inning for the Jays episode

first for baseball dead sport

especially with Lance McKKKullers on the mound at home.

I hope he gets 20 strikeouts in 9 innings

Jays havent seen him either. And Dickshit is on the mound against a lineup with Gomez in it

@SNBarryDavis

Grilli, Barnes and Bolsinger are only #bluejays relievers available tonight.

Nice quads leaf

Watch dickGOD go complete game for shits and giggles

I thought this Bregman guy was supposed to be good

While the Jays get shutout in a no hitter

We need the bats tonight

rasmus dinger calling it

Dubs confirm

I hope this happens

oh well not yet

Soon

100% out
No hitter still intact

Ayyy who /atthegamehere/?

will be tomorrow . got two tix to the pogeyman go thing .

>Thole is literally better than the entire Blue Jays team

COLD
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BATS
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>Blow Gays

#300!

thole gets his first hit in a mortal age and does a nice hit and run, why you gotta fucking spoil it for him he's finally doing something

Apologise!

thanks jose, make an idiot out of me

#300

300
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>Soloding

Apologize

>Donaldson
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

#300

oh wow

if he gets away with this

hes safe but it wont be overturned because
>Jew York

100% safe

But thanks Jew York

Thats too close to overturn.

>Jew York took 5 seconds to make the call
>Literally found out it was the Jays asking for a review and called him out without looking at the replay

better to call him out and risk no controversy

>activate it

that would've been such a crazy play, I think he was actually safe the absolute madman

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Do Astros have a meme wall on left field like Boston?

Kind of yeah

>baseball

RA is a very good fielder

dickGOD

>That hug

He's a golden Glover

it's not really that high all around, slightly higher left field wall but the porch under the wall at 315 is pretty damn good for dingers I think

kinda like a flipped yankee stadium if the small porch wasn't like literally 2 feet tall

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It's the shortest left field in the majors.

0.34 batting average lol

Encarcinsnon full time FB

fucking please, if i have to watch Smoak strike out 6 fucking times ina single game ever again im gonna murder someone

also DINGER PARROT

ding ding dongers :3

The Dominican duo does it again!

nicEE

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Jesus why can't the stros get hit on an over the hill pitcher.

and the deepest centre, I just learned

>a fucking hill
>and a flagpole in play

didn't realize how ridiculously meme-y this park was desu senpai

holy shit EE dinged that one off the wall

Saunders looks like such a babby without facial hair

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It's one of the most aesthetic parks in he majors. Also don't forget about the train on left field.

I like trains

STAY HOT DEVIN!

travis and bautista are literally the only smart hitters we have

>inb4 le swing really hard and pop up man

definitely a gem

>owner's glass office window facing the park with a sign saying 422 ft

just based

I LOVE YOUR BIG STRONG ARMS

already better than sm*ak

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I think Buck is the only one who pronounced Encacinanion properly

oh fug francisco kek last I saw him he was still striking out for the Giants in Japan

We have two hitters above .270 and they both have hits.

Team had a nice hot streak but has a lot of holes.

Are you circumcised?

I think that's the problem

yeah i think it looks awesome. i dont like the look of modern glass buildings but the way they did this looks nice

Based Dolan

m v p
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dolan DP incoming

rip mccullers elbow

>flexing his elbow

F

Exploding elbows

F

That song is so gay
Is there any irony to advertising the radio of TV?

RIPIP Astros playoff chances

Was it a good trade for Feldman?

they got a decent prospect for like the 5th best reliever on their team with an expiring contract

>another pitcher the Jays havent seen

thats it, that's all the run support Dickey gets

How many Guadelupe's do you know who turned into MLB stars?

>Guadelupe Chavez
>18th on the Jays top 30 prospects

We'll never hear of that guy again

>First appearance in the majors
Lets hope he gets the K against EE

It'll be like pottery

hes 18 years old

OPTIMISTS BTFO

>EE
>Not trash
>Retards want him to stay with the Jays

This is it
This is the inning Dickey blows it

batman ;_;

>yes network is making fun of us again

Is Houston a nicer city than Dallas?

Didn't seem all that bad, I am not gonna freak out yet

why are you watching that?

>90 rbis and nearly 30 dingers

"no"

>YES

eternally butthurt 4th place scum

>Only hits when the Jays are already ahead
>Literally just pads his stats when it doesn't matter

but can the Astros get a run? no nt going to happen