Claims to catch his meat fresh from the wilds every day

>claims to catch his meat fresh from the wilds every day
>never leaves the city gates

>plays Skyrim so much
>applies real life logic to it

Go outside user

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>outside
>implying the matrix isn't real

I killed him and his brother hated me until I invested in his inn. Fucking jew.

>is a joke
>is game so no lyfe
Pls b my friend you are so cool

I am pretty sure that I actually saw him outside in the wild.
But then again, that could just be caused by one of many mods I ran with.

>Ok

kek'd

Look Iranian
Probably lying.

You filthy swit

There's a couple of NPC mods that tries to give the vanilla NPCs more life so their schedules aren't so bare bones. You might have one of them.

Vanilla skyrim NPCs are soo robotic. Even oblivion NPCs were more interactive, they could do things that got removed in skyrim to stop "silly things from happening". I liked the silly things dammit, like a whole town going batshit mental because some NPC stole a bit of bread and things got slightly out of hand.

>region is tense with war
>be me
>be flamboyantly gay wood elf
>get sentenced to death for being such an outrageous little faggot
>survive dragon attack
>get off the hook
>kill dragon
>save city
>onlyyoucansaveus.jpg
>spend hours instead committing crimes just to have an excuse to get buttfucked by guards
>loophole
>literally get anally pounded by every guard in region
>dragons still killing and eating peasants and guards
>dragons start to become sick, fall from sky or die as hatchlings
>Thane and wizard college find wood elf super AIDs in literally every dragon
>save the world
>given home in White run
>die of AIDs

I'm with you. If you wanted to assassinate an oblivion npc and tried to learn his/her schedule, you had to follow them for days, and even then you could fsil because every Loredas he travels to Bravil for some skooma and hookers.

In Skyrim they are either at home, at work, or on the street going from one to the other.

L2memes

I loved finding quest-related characters dead alongside a road in Oblivion. It added a realistic twist to the RPG aspect.

>skyim
>actual NPC lifecycles
P'sure you want the non-shitty Elder Scrolls games, or Fallout New Vegas.

Ya know, the games where Bethesda was basically the publisher and didn't touch the fucking game.

Has any of you been to the cloud district lately?

Of course not nigger farm owner.

Exactly. Being a thief/assassin in oblivion felt so much more involving because of how the NPCs were

>farm doesn't even exist

tfw i will never get those morrowind feels back

Come to chat with an old woman hm,? do your good deed for the day?

WHAT
I thought bethesda developed oblivion

who developed it?
TELL ME

My ancestors are smiling at me imperial
Can you say the same?

Imperial scum.

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That's because he was originally made to go outside like described in the dark brotherhood mission, but they never added any scripting for that to happen as originally planned.

>mfw did exactly this first playthrough
Then I realized guns = superior.

>own tavern
>only rent the bedroom out to this one single person
>only ask the tavern wench to serve this one person every time they come in, no one else

Those NPC conversations too.

"Radiant NPCs"
Topkek

I actually preferred the oblivion conversations to skyrims.

I mean don't get me wrong, they talked absolute shite but it worked in a quirky way. In skyrim it's the exact same 2 or 3 lines repeated daily

What's up with the new edition coming out?
They wasting their time if it's just a graphical overhaul again.

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Yeah i know, some of them were hilarious too.
They should do a remaster of it imo. I mean it costs more than skyrim atm but i don't think they will.
If they did they should definitely redo the dungeons 'cause they were shit and all computer generated(so i heard).

Not true, mods are still being made, as well as there being updated texture packs! Go raid some Dwemer ruins - that always cheered me up :D

>be poor
>hungry
>check my inventory for food
>got none
>see someone else walk by
>I'm not good at thinking things through so I start sneaking behind him in the middle of the street in clear daylight
>not very good at pick pocketing either, get caught
>"thief!"
>half the town starts yelling, screaming and run away shouting "I'm getting out of here!"
>the other half start chasing after me trying to punch me to death
>I try my best to run away
>6 guards appear with the ability to run at 300 MPH while swinging long swords at me
>savagely slaughtered in the middle of town
>the citizens instantly return to their business as if nothing happened, my death completely meaningless

>I just wanted some bread

>Barrels and plates full of apples.
>Not one apple tree in the entire world.

>primitive
>can't even speak english
>invents the Tamriel Space Agency

topkek

keked hard at this

>claims to be a strong nord woman
>dies to one slap from my enchanted mace

Witnessed

cheers

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