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Business idea: Start a new thread before the old one is full and watch a civil war start between the two

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feli city

I did come here to cuck you guys

just got called a plum by a girl via SMS message at 5 in the morning

dumb pirate frogposter

me in the pic

graham taylor was murdered

I'm 1/4th ethnic Australian.

who?

why do we bother building all these new buildings when they're just going to be levelled in bombing runs in WW3

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Do you really think the average married male worker in a third world country only has to work in the morning and then has the rest of the day to do whatever they want plus luxury expenses?

this was my favorite tea before they stopped selling it

Why do we fall sir?

she's crazy like a fool;

Nothing will top a good old piping hot cup of Lipton black tea lad.

>used to produce silent, odourless farts
>farts are now loud and stinky

it's hard adjusting to this, no longer can I fart with freedom

Ran a Russian caravan on your mum last night

so we can get dubs again

lol i was just thinking about this

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This is what you get for posting BRAAAAAAP

good advice. just started a daily diary. I eat a similar meal daily and it was interesting to find out how many more calories it had in it than I thought, so will need to eliminate that.

Good idea with the rounding up, I forgot to add the olive oil I used to cook with

red flags forwomen

>literate

It's only done just for the sake of it, cause you know we are at the bottom of the earth

Anyways you lads have like 100s of counties and 2 other countries thinking they're completely different to one another

Shaved my arsehole once
No such thing as a silent one for weeks if not months

Also fix your diet

BIG CHOON

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always love peter gabriels videos desu

Gonna buy some new shoes

dyed blonde hair

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not those I hope

getting a haircut tomorrow, any recommendations?

wow looks like my business has really taken off

I will only have sex with virgin women

something like them

I got a missed call from your bitch...

Pretty sure a bloke would more more inclined to order an Angel Shot if he had to see that fat ugly mug

Imagine an entire city full of these buildings, linked with walkways in the sky, entirely pedestrianised, no cars, lots of green spaces

>uncomfortable social interaction
>run away or call the police
ah yes we should definetely encourage this sort of behavior

>purple hair

Is this the universal sign that a woman is an angry feminist?

Do aussies leafs or yanks feel claustrophobic in Europe

Can't imagine being thousands of miles inland with thousands of miles of land around you, makes me feel a bit uncomfortable for some reason.

whodatis?

GREAT book series

Knock it off with those mangu comics.

You do realise that literally 90% of Australians live in cities right

Compare that to 80% in the UK

my house is bigger than half of europe lol

no?

desu I've spent my entire life deep inland basically (unless you count the Lakes)

There is a place called Church Flatts Farm in Derbyshire (near Coton-in-the-Elms) which is the farthest point from the sea in the UK. The section of coast nearest to this farm is on the edge of The Wash, south of Boston, Lincolnshire which is 113 kilometers distant, i.e. 70.2 miles.

lol

Spent my entire last night deep in ya mum

Should I shave my chest and stomach?

>europe

dont do this, NOBODY here lives in europe

gonna have to do an agree
ever read his Book of the New Sun series?

iktf. exceptional post

Something like 90% of people live within 50km from the ocean and well over 60% live in just the capital cities, not including the minor regional cities which house almost all the other 40%

There's a lot of land but not much is used. You're not surrounded on all sides by thousands of km of land unless you're an abo in Alice Springs

that is the series i posted

you mean long sun? no

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abo in Alice Springs here

ama

do yanks see europe as some weird poor place where nothing happens

are you a homosexual?

Fungus > Plants > Animals > meme kingdoms

saw an old lad sexting on the bus today
very explicit chat

I do

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i see england as an enlightened magnificant island almost as good as australia or jamaica

europe on the other hand is continental eurasian slime

alri Jerry

No

I am paki-tier hairy though

date ordered an angle shot with lime
police came and hauled me off the the insane asylum cause i said i was 6' on my profile but im really 5'11"

Yankees are my favorite luck swing team

europe is all history, no future

I didn't see that both were two books in one

ahh manlets

when will they learn

Good episode

Who /halfhourawayfromendofnightshift/ here?

Have never been to Europe. When I visit it'll probably be in ruins kek

tonight is my night off, 2bh. 12 to 8 for me

>europe is all history, no future
Should be best friends with the US then

GOOD meal imeating right now

kek!!

m-maybe she can't tie shoe laces? maybe she's more of a pumps gal

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She's definitely a pumps gal if you know what I mean

Don't think I do mate

I see it as interesting with a lot of history but dead desu
like Mars

I also don't see Britain as "really" European and probably has a bit more of a future

is it scary being that far inland

>winning US candidate literally voted in on the line of 'we're shit but we used to not be shit'

europe is a country you go backpacking round after college to score some high-class tail

Nothing pisses me off more than subtitles that aren't exactly what is being said

nah, what do u mean lad

presidents have been doing that same type of slogan for years you mong

>kek!

exactly

not a fan of the sea really

too many nasty little things and slimy grabbers to tickle your legs and bite you, and you can't really swim in it or just float like in a lake.

THE MAIN-TRIM METEOR guy sounds funny
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hmm

I wonder why someone thought this would be a useful stock image

yep. there are more differences between states in the US than countries in europe

Name one anywhere from the 40s to the 70s

if you can hear what is said then why are you using subtitles

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