CHLOE BOX OFFICE POISON MORETZ STRIKES AGAIN
>Universal’s Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising fell 11% last night for $7.85M, which comes as no surprise to those box office analysts tracking it. The Nicholas Stoller-directed sequel is now poised to open in third at $21.75M, which is 56% off from the opening of the 2014 original.
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God her tits and freakishly small
Bad Neighbors 2: Just fuck my shit up
Wait till Marvel hires her.
Did people like Bad Neighbors? I never heard anything that positive about it, certainly not enough to warrant a sequel.
Bad Neighbors 2: JUST Arising
It was pretty meh but was ok I guess.
Nowhere near as good or memorable as the Ben Stiller Focker films
It was mediocre, but it made a huge profit so they decided to make another.
Thats because the first wasnt a feminist movie
feminist movie? Elaborate.
>wasn't a feminist movie
>rose gets to ogle guys but seth has to pretend he has eyes for only her
>rose makes out with a guy and seth watches on
>loser loses his wife and she dates someone only because he has a massive cock
mm
Z-Zac will be ok right?
Bad neighbors 2 is a feminist movie.
Thats my point
Take note of the white borders in this image. I personally resized the image horizontally. Now look back at OPs pic. Thats Chloe 'normal'. Wtf right?
Is she natty?
The natty queen
Ike Berenholtz was the only funny part of the first one, everything else was forced and got small chuckles
Unfunny subhuman Mexican redditors spotted
>Strange face
>No tits
>Masculine body
>Zero talent
>Huge string of box office flops
Why is she still a thing? She should be working at McDonald's.
He looks so dehydrated.
>phat
It had a couple of good scenes like the De Niro fancy dress bit, premise is semi decent, but overall falls flat. 2 is a better movie overall tho.
If I was rich I'd have Chloe abducted and turned into a pig by underground cosmetic surgeons. First they use electrolysis to permanently remove all the hair from her face and body, even her eyebrows. Next they permanently graft on prosthetic triangular ears and a curly tail. Her nose is reshaped for a snout-like appearance, pushed up, nostrils flared. Her vocal chords are destroyed so she can only grunt and squeal, her leg tendons damaged so she can only crawl.
I keep her in a pen, forcing her to eat from a trough and raping her repeatedly, after a few weeks her mind snaps and she becomes animalistic. Drugs in her feed make her pasty skin an appealing pink. An irritating salve is applied to her cunt to make it permanently red and swollen for that "in heat" appearance.
If possible, I'd have actual pig parts grafted onto her, even dainty little trotters to replace her hands and feet, the only bits of her I need to preserve are her mouth, cunt and ass. If technology was sufficiently advanced I'd have her budding breasts cloned and 4 more grafted on.
I'd tell her in advance what was going to happen, even introduce her to her "donor" pig so I could really enjoy her terror and despair.
where did it go so wrong?
Everyone thought after Kick-Ass that she would have a great career ahead of her, but now it seems that she's stuck doing these YA and unfunny stoner comedy tier flicks
... she is rich and young. She can pull a great perfromance out of her ass any time b/c she is attractive.
She can always just be cast as a pretty leading lady, and just sutdy acting until it get's better.
What went wrong? are you a moron? She is rich living in America enjoying the best drugs and sex slaves.
Zac is in Baywatch, he'll be fine.
There's a much smaller talent pool of good actresses when you're twelve than there is when you're an adult. She's gone from being exceptional to being average.
This Tbh
Is Chloe the perfect choice to portait Slam tight piggy in her inevitable biopic.
I hope she gets a leading role in Inhumans so it tanks and we don't need to deal with extra special snowflake xmen.
wew lad those are some sad tits
this
well that and she has aged terribly. she was a cute kid, not so much as an adult. such is life. at least she got to be attractive for a few years, more then you can say for a lot of people
don't forget being covered in dumb tattoos and a hillary shill
That was just wishful thinking by her older male chan using fans.
>it's a Sup Forums makes fun of your waifu again episode
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put your trip back krager
she brings it on herself
im not joking, please delete this right now...
Every photo of chloe should just be a close-up of her dicksucker lips, the rest is nasty
>making fun
I want to make sweet love to her now more than ever, user. She's truly prime Chloe atm
as a chloe fan you need to learn to like it
maybe she gained all that fat because one of those niggers put a nigglet in her oven
just admit it, you're waifu has, by now, gone through miles of nigger cocks
...
although she isnt my waifu, iktf ;_;
That's enough. She's pure...
I'd fuck her too
but she's insufferable
can you imagine if chloe had a kid with one of those niggers, and it was a girl? Combine those linebacker shoulders she has and her mannish hands/face with nignog genes. That kid would look like a trap from day 1. Fuck now i want to see what that would look like.
stop. im closing this thread.
How would you fuck her? Please be detailed.
like the dog she is
There isn't really any good tastes in this franchise that makes good laugh (笑´・艸・) You can always watch PBS for tasteful thang, user !!!
fug! Now i want too see what Chloe looks like with a massive preggo belly.
these hands are shopped, right?
>not just having around 4 or 5 pigs routinely gangbang her untill she loses her mind first
there are shoops out there
Maybe they are or maybe not. It's so hard to tell.
High test
why did i read that in vegeta's voice
>how many eve is you
she sure is
>this exists
Kek
>dem shoulders
>those tits
Fucking hell, puberty was not kind.
yeah
but I wouldn't mind it if she wasn't such a dumb cunt
she must have one suckable clit
...
Still qt and supremely fuckable too tho.
you mean her feminepenis? the one that her mother told call "clit"
>fuckable too
you know that she has a tattoo above her fat vagina that says "blacks only"
all that "cuteness" is out the window for me
...
you know what, i just realized the only girl i have known that fucks black guys has linebacker shoulders and man hands too, and looks a lot like chloe. is this a pattern? have i discovered the coal burner gene?
Someone call the scientists
>shill for Hillary and promote getting women to vote for her because "girl power"
>the next movie she's in flops
>ugly white women settle for black men
What a discovery.
god damn she's built like a linebacker
Maybe she has really low self esteem. That Complex interview hinted at it when she mentioned that she wants to be loved by all her fans or some shit.
Bish is crazy
>shaped like a box
>poisons offices that are of a similar shape
It's like poetry
That sounds more like a cuck movie
um isn't this the girl that I btfo?
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>chloe has developed such a blocky build I can no longer tell whether something is a shop or not
Fugg
I heard there was a deleted sex scene from the 5th wave ?
I want to dip his feet in chocolate sauce and spray them with cummies :3
so, there's pretty much 0 chance she is ever going to show her tits right? they look like they are gonna look awful, so she and any movie producer aren't gonna let that happen.
bummer i really want to see what those little fuckers look like
wait for the next fappening :^)
CHECK OUT MY PECS LITTLE MAN
its shit, pg
Maybe its just me, but I think she's more beautiful and hotter than Peyton List. No offense to Peyton, she looks great too, but I've noticed sometimes she'll make weird facial expressions lol Like a deer in the headlights type thing, like her eyes are glazing over like she's stoned or something. Again, no offense meant, as I used to be accused of the same thing back in the day in high school gym class (stupid jocks lol). Chloe looks like she might be a bit curvier, too, which I prefer on a girl, but its hard to tell.
But yeah, both look good and I have "borderline inappropriate crushes" on both lol Hot teens like them are pretty much the only reason to watch these YA flicks, am I right? I guess its that male fantasy of: the girls you wish you'd dated in high school/when you were younger/etc. Otherwise those flicks are just too cheesy to take serious. Can't relate to any of the characters. Which makes sense, since I'm way older, but I've also been accused of being a "man-child" (possibly due to undiagnosed developmental disorders), so... Guess I relate more to "dramedies".
Sorry for rambling, what were we discussing? Oh yeah - Peyton and Chloe are hot ;-)
It's from this
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The first movie was fun but it definitely didn't need a sequel.
There I fixed her
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How many more chances will Chloe get? Who will she eventually play in the Marvel, DC or Xmen movies?
>this hobgoblin is a 10 in america
shaking my head
damn i havn't even seen that in probably 10 years, memory is a weird thing. wonder what other things i do from latent memories without realizing it
>she's out there making money starring in Hollywood movies, partying and having fun
>you're here analysing box office results, posting bad pics of her and attacking her in fits of jealousy
Grow up guys
The better to fill my mouth with.
I dont think marvel has access to the blob though.
get fucked