Fuck it, dick rate thread

Fuck it, dick rate thread.

r8 m8

Jesus fuck dude, congrats on the genes

cheers bro.

Lets go

r8

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Dude what the fuck

2/10

eh 3/10

2.5/10

Scrotal edema, probably has serious heart or liver problems.

Nice/10

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So is it straight guys or gays in here? I've always wondered.

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How sensitive it the head?

Cutfag here and I always get so sad to see non mutilated Bros with shiny red sensitive looking glans...

A girl could suck the tip of my dick for an hour and I wouldn't cum... I can barely even feel when they put just the tip in, I have to have vicious slobbery bobbing to get off.

faggots

Rate

Shame. Feels a bit weird judging a dick I would never use.

(you)
omeg

10/10

2.35/10

6/10 R8

7/10

9/10

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Fuck it. Guess the length/girth

little more than 6 in length, dunno girth
7,5/10 nice dicko

thnx fggot

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Mmmm kik?

Eh close, I wish it was over 6. At my absolute most I am like closer to 6. Girth is above average and good though at 5 and a half. I need to get larger condoms because the last ones I got were difficult to put on.

I'm a straight dude sorry

Mmmm kys?

same as

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It's kind of funny. I'm a straight dude but I am posting in a dick rate thread which is probably all guys rating my dick, what a faggot I am but it's ok it's 2016 the year of our Lord we can't be homophobes.

Ummm I'm a straight girl. Idiots.

10!!

9

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If you really are then, vancouverdude21 on kik

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rate?

plse rate

FUCKING WHAT

Hhaha what the fuck is that. Seen some weird dicks but thats justhilarious

>Ignoring the fact that every human seeks validation
> Thinks: posting a dick = FUCK ME IN THE ASS!!!

It looks like an alien

>vancouverdude

Are you a hipster or chink?
Probably both

My dick looks exactly like OPs, it actually hurts if I pull it back like that because I have slight phimosis, so my glans were always covered.
Never even had a bj so can't give you a direct comparison, but I avoid anything touching it, even my fingers, way to sensitive most of the time, especially wet.

I haven't jacked off in a week and when in the morning I washed it with the palm of my hand my legs almost went out how sudden and too much it was.

It's a dead mans boner.

I never claimed that but naturally people would think this is pretty gay. I'm secure with my sexuality though because I am empowered in the year 2016.

Nope, thankfully. My dick is too thick to be Chinese

funny that that's disgusting and pukeworthy but if there was a dragon dildo shaped like that and they marketed it as a dog dick it'd sell out

9.5/10 dick
10/10 you

got a full/bigger picture?

sure you are and even if your a girl. being stupid enough to think we're gonna assume your a female... Just makes you more of an idiot.
i'm btw

Rate please

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no idea if the majority here are gay, i don't go here to look at dicks, just to be judged.

I like big saggy balls. Anyone have that? Please post

>No idea if the majority here are gay

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nice head, good length, 8/10

r8 and guess length

My god shave...and why is there two pics?

tits/timestamp you know the drill

nice

>My god shave...
Lol I probably should, some girls really like it tho you'd be surprised

>why is there two pics?
3D view m8

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Maybe.

I would take that up my ass/10

I thought dick R8 threads were for women.

Kek

Good one m8

lovely stuff, I want to see more
How old are you?

If i roll a dubs ill let the first guy on grindr fuck me. If i roll trips he can do whst ever he wants to me. If quads ill get double teamed plus trips. First to reply is s reroll.

One more for the perfect score.

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25.

I wanna slide my tongue under your foreskin. UK?

>UK?
Maybe. who's asking?

Fuck, you make me look like a teenager and I'm 28
Would worship the hell out of you, extremely jelly of the girl/guy who gets to

Its like bitches in heat

Someone who you outsize

Both.
Female for relationships/intimacy and males for urges/sex.

Minus the phimosis that sounds wonderful.

You mention you never had a bj, but how sensitive you are makes it sound like it would feel amazing. Like you are so sensitive you can get pain from washing it... Imagine if you just were super careful with it and had a tongue wrapped around it. It would feel godly.

That's why I am jealous of noncut fags

lol

>envious

Well I guess something that wonderful ought to be shared in all ways

Though myself am the opposite way disposed, not that I'm landing anything.
Got a full body pic maybe?

Exactly that's been my whole point since

Yeah, despite the phimosis I still prefer it this way than getting cut, it'll stretch or it'll stay this way but I'd rather this.
Pulling back the skin and my underwear on them is irritating as hell and I can't really take it - and this is your "normal/rest" state.

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About 7 inches/17.5 cm
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MEIN AND ROSEONCROSS

Never been with a guy before, but might let you suck my dick

R8 me m8s

Not really, I'm really self-conscious when it comes to certain body parts so I tend to stick to where I'm strong.

Too bad but its your choice, I'm sure you look good all over

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