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québec edition

A toast to Quebec.

Quebec good

Dial M For Murder is literally the greatest movie ever created.

/bouchard/

Dial M for Monkey is literally the greatest album ever created.

Shan't be posting in the other ""edition""

post benis

lewd

lol Biden was so shit Obama had to give him an award to feels good

My mom was crying watching that

th for Abigaile

post tummy

>mexican baseball

So cultured

>filename
Kek'd

Looks fun desu

You're mom may be a cuck, bruh.

That's my dad desu

>Fuck that boring leaf thread desu

Are Armenians white?

lol no

h-here we go

I have so many boogers this is horseshit

10/10

when are we getting married?

RASHEED MY SON

How do I get unfat?

You tell me

mewlatto, I ain't no ayrab son
I like wimmin

Look pretty Slavic.

lame

>i like wimmin
>engages in homosex erp
lol denial

Jews > Eastern Orthodox > Lutheran > militant atheistism > Catholic >>>>>>>> Islam

He asked for pics, I was comfortable posting my stomach idk
i bet youre a virgin anyway

listen montreal showing me (us) your penis is good idea

i dont want to go to sleep

LITTLE QUÉBECOIS DICK

yeah I am never tried p in v

Quebecois have a special connection to their province.

I'm mildly concussed. ask me things

p in b > p in v

I'm going to Quebec in a few weeks lads.

Whats the best thing to do there

What does Baja's pussy taste like?

Then don't, we'll stay up together and post retarded frogs

this guy

Just sleep it off

:)

See

wew, where exactly are you going? its a big place (for you)

i dont do lewd stuff sorry
have you tried p in boip?

akko

Mexican rice and coins

Montreal.

Pretty hyped desu senpai

My semen

who the FUCK puts cumin on tacos

Cool dog, the amount of stuff you can do in winter is limited compared to summer but its still pretty great. How many days are you staying? And what part of the city? I'll tailor my response based on that

Nice thumbnail, nerd!

I want to. But im very broken

Wonder what Baja's pussy smells like

...

that's what the doctor said to do.
it's only mild so it's not super bad. it just feels like I'm drunk and hungover at the same time minus the good parts of drunk

Girls like when you cumin their taco

>broken

uhhh okay, just don't let some creep from craigslist take your v-card okay!?

Cumin and nacho cheese.

but if i don't sleep i won't make any strength gains

That sounds nice
Delet this

surprisingly shook about nintendo's new bullshit tbhh

Literally shaking?

i wonder what Baja's boipussi tastes like

Vibration thing seemed cool and caught me by surprise, would probably need to use it first to see if they aren't just bullshiting us with the capabilities of the double dildo

AYY

How can we help you go to bed, user?

You need to be a healthy well rested user and we want to make sure you can get the 9 hours of sleep a growing boy needs.

...

Why do Mexicans put cumin in their vagina?

im gonna go have a fap then read i guess

is the Amazon reviews fucked up or something? It isn't showing the highest rated ones first for me, even though I have it filtered that way. Its irritating the shit out of me

>tfw 3-4 hours of sleep on average
I don't know what to say

Nothing we can do to help then?

Alright. Good night and sweet dreams :)

>buy a bottle of some meme tier microbrew root beer
>literally just tastes like black licorice

have you guys ever imagined what it'd be like if you had total control over everything

like you could think "i will win the lottery" and then you would. or think "this person will give me 5 bucks" and then they would. or even crazy things like "i am invisible" and then nobody could see you, or "everybody loves me" and everyone would love you

i do sometimes when i can't fall asleep. it'd be so cool, right

american microbrews are a great meme

That sounds pretty good
What was it

How do I get laid as a beta nerdy white guy?

...

i love coffee

I bet Baja is a virgin lol

go to asia

1st step lay down

Congrats you just got laid :)

Based on the faggots here, I'd say let some homo fuck your asshole.

gnight cumpsters

goodnight sweet prince

You can already do that while dreaming

...

fuck if I remember

Tasted shitty because you couldn't taste other flavors, I just tossed the bottle

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU PUT MY XBONE CONTROLLER!?

...

when are we invading iran?
i want a warbride.

me irl

i need to travel there before the neo-cons get their grubby fingers on it

that and north korea

definitely would be something to tell your kids about

Gonna go listen to infowars. Goodnight, and remember if you're reading this post you are the resistance.

>those dark soulless dead eyes

I always suspected they weren't fully human.