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HOU:McCullers left start due to elbow discomfort
CWS:Dilson diagnosed with strained left hamstring
WAS:Bryce Harper scratched Tues. due to illness
PIT:Cervelli pulled from game after HBP to head
LAA:Angels place Huston Street (knee) on the DL
MLW:Orlando Arcia at SS, hitting seventh in debut
LA:Josh Reddick bats cleanup in Dodgers debut
CIN:Cozart scratched Tuesday with bruised finger
WAS:Ryan Zimmerman (wrist) sits again Tuesday
COL:Story to undergo season-ending thumb surgery
SD:Alex Dickerson (hip) back in Padres' lineup
HOU:Ken Giles takes over at closer for the Astros

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Who /nowilltolive/ here?

More like Poo Darvish lmao
>rags

who /twins pls/ here?

Royals

Raping those >rags

Why would the Astros bring up a prospect and immediately bat him second?

No wonder he's sucking, that type of pressure is retarded.

elbow/bone spurs/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John
old/fat

Why are Giants fans unresponsive like Bryan Stow when their team is getting BTFO?

>Orioles win easily to stay in first
Is there a comfier feel?

At least we won't hear from Gay for Bumgardner Guy for at least 5 days

Yeah it makes no sense.

Beta

>whos fans literally watch art happen
>and their team get btfo
>and they stay watching all the way to the end
What did they mean by this?

>won 2 in a row for the first time since late june

thank you based rasy

What's with fans of baseball's weakest division spamming this thread with their perennial loser teams?

...

Mets

What did they mean by this

they're good fans, unlike the Jints, >rags or Mest fans who disappear as soon as their team starts losing.

They have the balls to still show up. What do you have?

Don't see any AL West posts of NL Central

Votto is so fucking based

>good fans
>balls

t. cucks

I don't even check the standings if my team loses.

If the Jays and Red Sox drop tonight, there will be

*or

Why do Giants fans run their mouth like Bryan Stow when they're winning and then lay face down not responding to paramedics when theyre losing?

No one can fucking stop us.

>METHINALS

...

Fuck off detoilet

...

>methinals

HOLY SHIT LEL

>cardlels

>Check scores
>Cardinals got walked off
>Oh

San Francisco Giants player to do list:
April-June: Over achieve
July-September: Regress to the norm
October: Golf

Just got mlb premium for $11 , odd dubs the rags are my new favorite team, even dubs the Nat's are my new favorite team

Methinals time to get cooking faggots

>to the norm
>not straight to hell

Bro do you even?

resd

Daily reminder that the jints are 4-12 since the all star break

Serious question, how have whos fans not switching over to the Cubs yet?

Do they, like rooting for abstract art?

>detoilet and >rags fags literally can't comprehend

because the whole reason they became whos fans was to root AGAINST the Cubs

why do you think half their fanbase bandwagons the tardinals as muh 2nd team

0/10

Let me just copy and paste my answer from the game thread.
>Being in the same city doesn't really mean anything. The Cubs feel as much as "not my team" as a team from California would.

>1908

or

>2005

Serious question, why is user a faggot, and not switch to being a heterosexual

Does he, like rooting for rimjobs and assfucking?

>J.D. Martinez to be activated tomorrow.
>J.D. Martinez to be activated tomorrow.
>J.D. Martinez to be activated tomorrow.
>J.D. Martinez to be activated tomorrow.
>J.D. Martinez to be activated tomorrow.

no windians

true, Whos fans like to use past success as an excuse for present mediocre, but that shit doesn't fly on the North Side

Now you know how blowing a 7+ run lead to a divisional opponent is like this year.

>because the whole reason they became whos fans was to root AGAINST the Cubs
>implying

The reason why I'm a White Sox fan is because I live and have been living very near to the park. I'll never switch.

>3 games back
Neat.

Who can stop detoilet in the playoofs?

>Whos Front Office like to use past success as an excuse for present mediocre
Fixed.

The fuck are you on?

>BTFO Tigers
>BTFO Red Sox
>BTFO Orioles
>BTFO White Sox
>BTFO Indians

Jesus who is going to stop the Twins?

Who is this qt anyway

>people doubting based brad

I knew it was coming but it still hurts

>fly on the North Side
What past success

>Whos fans like to use past success as an excuse for present mediocre,
>implying

That's just our retarded FO. Most fans have moved past 2005 and are wanting heads to roll now. Even KW who brought us 2005 deserves to be drawn and quartered now.

Why do people keep talking about shit they have no clue about?

and so do the fans (like the one I was replying to)

>detoilet
>in
>the
>playoffs

>said no one

Detoilet here, thank you based twins keep it up

Enomoto Yuiko

>Even KW who brought us 2005 deserves to be drawn and quartered now.
So much this

B A S E D
R
A
D

Your bait is goddamn shit. Try harder.

Trips confirm ottoman banter is weak

It'd be cool if they made it. Right now I'm just enjoying the ride.

I haven't seen a single WS fan in the last like, three or four years who doesn't want their front office to fall off a cliff. They're pretty acutely aware how badly managed they are.

So who's winning the NL Cy Young?

Trips confirm.

needs to get the fuck out.

>Lindians

Bartolo Colon

>It'd be cool if they made it.
And choke again.

>Comedy Central

the blue jays are now the new york mets

>offense is shit
>cant score without homeruns
>entirely reliant on starting pitchers going deep into games

>4 (You)s
seems pretty strong to me

twindians

Thanks m8

>tfw outsource to Furanzu for waifus

Strasburg

WHY CANT THEY BEAT THE TWINS

>Tigers win 7 in a row
>next closest team is at 3 in a row
>Tigers by far the hottest team in baseball with Fulmer, Zimmerman and Verlander due up.

wew

more like seung huan OH SHIT

After last year, I've decided that playoff baseball, regardless of the outcome is pretty definitely better than no playoff baseball.

Jewry is so bad now he needs to croak and let someone who cares about winning take the team.

And then fire KW, Hahn, and Robin preferably into the sun or into a spiked wall.

I seriously don't even care about 2005 anymore it's been a fucking decade, KW needs to go burn in hell. Thanks but no thanks you piece of shit KW.

>Rags sell the farm to pad their offense in an attempt to get to the WS
>Their "killer lineup" produces 1 run in 9 innings
>Their 40 year old rental goes 0 for 4, strikes out twice

>post yfw the Cusb win the Worlds Eries

>Doyers

Forgot to mention they're also getting J.D. Martinez (40 HRs and 100+ RBI last year) back tomorrow after like 2 months of being rip

Twins are a good team, you should know.

Get ready for regression.

You're surprised that Beltran can't hit the same division pitchers he couldn't hit before?

>yfw Jewry croaks and someone who cares about winning takes the team and subsequently moves them to Indy because "they'll be more competitive in their own market"
that's a monkey's paw wish

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>taking collins/aviles/romine out of the lineup

How do >we keep gettong away with it?!?

if it works then keep at it. It's a lot of work to collect images of waifus