Does this actually work?
Does this actually work?
If you aren't autistic and know how to handle making things
How am i suppsoed to get it out of the glass without destroying the shape?
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crush that glass
smear some vaseline into the glass before you start? Or just buy an onahole from Jlist.
ive actually done this one before, i have no ideo how you get it out of the glass, but ive done it in just a plastic solo cup and kept it in the cup and it worked fine
It made my anus prolapse. Don't do this tutorial.
>100g of water
It stays solid for about 30 minutes out of the fridge and then you get corn starch gel all over your dick and it's incredibly painful to remove.
Don't do this.
Use a plastic cup like I did. Easy to shake it loose that way
Yes it does work. Just make sure you have a stick of appropriate size before you make it. The stick I had was too small, and granted I felt like a manly man ripping my discount pocket pussy in half, it only ended up being one time use.
> Amerifat detected
Sorry you failed basic chemistry m8
just get a blow up doll like a regular person
holy fuck, it actually works. Thx user.
pic related
Just get a real girl you virgins
has anyone had a gf who was cool with him owning one of these?
no
Does it feel like a real pussy?
most of gf's are actually cool with it
Eh.
Top kek, nice one m8, seriously the first thing I've seen on Sup Forums today worth a laugh.
how would he know
what did he mean by this?
Poke a hole through the bottom or your dick my get stuck in there
Kek'd
Sadly it's true
Poking holes through dick may be a stupid idea, user
Yes, it works. Don't even try to use it immideatly after making it, I burned my dick that way. Just wait 15minutes, when it's still warm and wet, but won't burn you.
My wife bought me one.
Its 100ml of water, not 100g
>using grams to measure a liquid
just buy one
> water's density is 1g/ml
> some countries that aren't USA weight their liquid
Seriously. Get your head out your ass. Your ignorance is deafening.
with metric system 100 grams of water is 100ml of water
Holy Fuck! What did you wife for? Might as well cut your dick off.
How to make a great fleshlight
You will need:
>A plastic cup long enough for you tiny little micropenis
>A disposable glove
>Two kitchen sponges
Step One:
> Place the glove between the two sponges
Step Two:
> Place the glove sandwich in the cup, with the open hole of the glove facing you
Step Three:
> Stretch the opening of the glove over the edges of the cup
Enjoy!
those measurements are equivalent. That's why he said, "blah blah failed basic chemistry blah." Water has a density of 1 g/ml.
haven't you people heard of whores and massage parlors?
I tried it once a long time ago. It just ended up being a sticky mess. Didn't even feel that good. Would not recommend.
Grams arent used for measuring liquids.
Yes they are, moron. Everything has a mass.
that requires a fuckload of money
That and pretty much every liquid for cooking is close enough to water's density that it doesn't matter
Yes but if it's a liquid you use ml to describe it's mass
Or are you seeing 1 kg signs on a water bottle ?
> hooker said no :(
Pic related does work too!
@OP
Those are called lifehacks
(pic related its a chinese technique to those that use excessively the mouse near the keyboard)
Make sure this a post by an edgelord and isn't going to kill you or hurt you in any way, eager dumbasses.
are you daft? Use your brain.
Do you even density?
We're not talking about the scientific approach, where you'd be completely right. In cooking recipes, it is not unusual to see the recipe call for a weight of a liquid instead of the volume of it.
If you've come to enough of a low point in your life that you want to have sex with corn, you might also be interested in the following items:
islam, christianity
This is Sup Forums so you will probably die from chlorine poisoning
most girls think it's fun to jerk you off with a toy.
A cup and a microwave are easier to reason with for the dick rubbing than a god is.
>Poking holes through dick may be a stupid idea, user
yeah, i got mine pierced 10 years ago, haven't pissed right since
There's a better version, you just need one of those yellow washing-up gloves, two sponges, a glass or Pringles container and a piece of string.
You take the piece of string, tie it around your neck and leave the glove and sponges for people to wash up your faeces
They use the glass to put some flowers in to remember you by
American ignorance will never cease to amaze me
Tried it twice. Both times it became very crumbly
If dildos are generally accepted then why shouldnt fleshlights be accepted, too ?
Just clean the thing after every use
You sure talk about America a lot. You can stay on my couch if you want to visit sometime.
i put mine in my girlfriends vagina to make it tighter because she is always so loose when she comes home from her friend jamals house
i think they do yoga or something and it loosens the muscles idk
Kek
Or just use a rubber glove and get creaative.
You're the first person to admit actually trying this xD
What does this actually do other then fuck with your tendons
Here in burgerland, we cook using volume measurements almost exclusively. Ingredients like meat are listed by weight, but liquids or something granular like sugar are by volume (ounces or cups, depending on quantity). It just seems weird to list a liquid by weight.
Don't do this it makes mustard gas in your anus!
ITS THE SAME FUCKING AMOUNT[!!!!!! YOU STUPID FUCKING INBRED FUCKWAD
How do you think chemical industrial works? They measure all liquids in kg. Because weight is way more easier than handling volume.
>believing anything you read on Sup Forums
>xD
No, it doesn't, it'll break apart after a few uses, and it molds after awhile.
some exceptions to this are in industry such as aviation, fuel volume varies alot with temperature, so they go by mass.
Only an autist would use mass for a small measurement tho