Have access to MILF neighbors house for a week while there on vaccation

Have access to MILF neighbors house for a week while there on vaccation..

What do?

Thinking about jerking off in a pair of her panties while I lay on her bed.

Ideas?

Pic kinda related

See you can find something naughty. Or a sex tape

Take a pic of the pantie drawer

Rig that fucker up with cams. I actualyl did this to a neighbors place. Was pretty cool to be able to watch them any time I wanted.

Cum in her food, shampoo, moisturizer, personal lubricant, etc.

This is the saddest thing I have heard all day. If you are older than 18, you need to go jerk it to internet porn like the rest of the world.

Will search draws for sex toys and report back findings!

Will do, plan and spreading several loads in it!

Cock tribute a pic of the Milf

Take pics of her panties

fuck off summer faggot

*they're
Stupid white trash.

Make copys of her framed pictures cum on them
Post here

Have you socially-stunted autistic sperglets considered the fact that the reason you're so lonely all the time is because you're the type of cringeworthy little faggots that do sad shit like this?

Seriously. Enjoy the next 60 years of jerking off to facebook, kids.

take her underwear as a souvenir

Take the butt-plug out of your ass, you won't be so butt-hurt.

Fuck off

Have you socially-stunted autistic sperglet considered the fact that the reason you're so lonely all the time is because you're the type of cringeworthy little faggot that do sad shit like this?

Seriously. Enjoy the next 60 years of jerking off to facebook, kid.

Rob her blind

>he says on Sup Forums Sup Forums
>the irony is lost to him
Here's your (You), lonely 90s kid.

And your just a pussy dry old cunt who like being a bossy bitch. But your just a ugly old cunt that need to mind your damn Business

telling someone to mind their business on a public thread..... yup... that's some special logic right there. You sound like a 14 year old.

Man people can be such cucks sometimes

You sound like a fag

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WTF are you talking about? I get laid all the time by a couple very hot women. I just liked watching my neighbor get fucked occasionally.

>there on vacation
>there
why did I have to read your fucking post twice because you're too much of an imbecile to know the difference between there and they're?

>cucks
I don't think that word means what you think it means, but you're using it because you've seen it mis-used on reddit and you want to appear to be cool

>I get laid all the time by a couple very hot women
>validation sought - please tell me I'm a stud, not a pathetic low-life bragging on an anonymous image board
>I'll claim troll now as damage control

Ok. Let me use it correctly then. FUCK YOU BITCH

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1. Did you really need to read it twice to spot that?
2. - read the thread

Stole a pair of dirty panties from this Milfs hamper last time I was at her place, curious to know if she knows they're missing or of if she suspects me.

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>says he'll use the word correctly
>doesn't even use the word
>uses capslock instead

Get her skin cream and cum inside the bottle

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Check computer for nudes.
Post win.

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install cams in bath/bedroom
go home
wait
share

>and ill keep this thread bumped until you get back with the pics in september

ok

Post a pic of them, we all wanna see!