Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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still here

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand im back

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Can I hug the Syndra?

You've wasted every single one.
I'm not jealous of anything.

Well, maybe someone driving an Aston Martin or a Jaguar. I really want one of those cars just because.

The joke isn't funny anymore

I continue to occupy this area

>claim
isnt everyone in that game?
edgy
cant we all get along?
thats proof shes a kitten
how has your day been? anything interesting done?

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Stop messing with cute little kitty

Doll claimed.

That's fair enough man, don't sweat it.
I'm doing pretty good, had to get a jab today at the doctors, but other than that fine. Yourself?

Ah that's awful for a triple A release.
Fair enough, I get fun from the difficulty, so I enjoy it. Noticing a trend in our tastes ha.
League is pretty good, but annoys the hell out of me.

lol no. If we did this world would be really boring.

Why? Becuase you want me too? Fuck off.

How come a newfag gets so many replies

Can't we all get along?
Nice feet

sure
youtu.be/5DmYLrxR0Y8

Because you're waifu is trash that gets claimed by 50 guys.

ok
cool
not even just a few

Ow yea what else?
I mean I'm addicted but it's so bad for me, stressful and shit
I also destroyed my wall playing it
Whats you main?

I did have a run in with 3 blondes who accidentally locked their bike gears on the hardest gear, but that's about it.
>Can't we all get along?
No.

>you need boat harems to get good fleets?
In the endgame, yeah.
>It said something about the character designs relating to the actual ships
They do in many cases, in more or less subtle ways.
>At least it's a chore with cute grills.
With some major risks of heresy, well, you already saw yourself
>Don't think I've seen a bote I didn't like.

>buy something with real cash to repair ships immediately/break the limit
Yeah, you can, but it's not terribly essential, it's mostly about marrying ships beyond one, which costs 700yen each, I think.

>do it for the waifu
Murakumo actually is one of the starter ships you can pick, so that's not too difficult.

>resorts to name calling

What a terrible comeback. Fade back into obscurity, obviously where you found that thing you call a waifu.

Best type moon claimed.

Claimed.

I'm practicing good etiquette by not talking to anyone that's close to me.

Also just kind of hanging around and thinking about things

Best rifle has been claimed
>Likes ugly cars
Figures.Besides what are you going to do 1337 H@X my phone?
Thanks qt

Not dead, I repeat
NOT dead

Not name-calling
Just cold hard facts.
Besides you're projecting again

woops, i forgot to make a a claim
how silly of me.
Claimed.

Claiming

>states an opinion
>claims his opinions are fact

Jesus. Kill Yourself. How is it that three of you shitters can't out shit post one user?

Ah I seem to not know a lot about this game
>Apologies
>Finally female contact
Seems like a great day
>No
Why not? We are all faggots
Drunk though? If not start drinking boy

nice feet
so dead?
i thought this was a hug box :c

Who told you that?

They lied.

Your waifu does get claimed by like fifty guys
Also Tomoko is a fucking meme
Now stop getting mad over one guy commenting that you can't get a proper phone

it was o:

I'm going to get a lot of s*** and hate for this or watherver:
callme a fake fan or watever you want i'm free to hear it:

I honeslty i think it's a bad decision to pander to one group and leaving the other in the miniority because they want to use new things.

I don't care if there's old pokemon at all,but i think GF need to aknoweldge this people too,i mean they already did pander to the old side in XY,i think SM should imo go to the Emerald/Platinum route or at least the BW2...
I just i had one friend that feel very disapointed with this and i think i doesn't really hurt the game for just reducing a little the old pandering right? i just feel bad to the pokemon fans that still have the ilusion to catch new things and they barely can't,especially younger players...that maybe plyed XY and get bored of the game fast for this.

I know GF doesn't give a s*** about people who like new pokemon,and they want to continue their charizard pandering,but i'm just saying that i really feel bad for younger/ veteran XY players that SM is going to be another XY experience,and pokemon imo is losing that "discovering feel" that had in I-V.

Well,hate me now.

No the trash part you stupid slut.
Tomoko is 11/10 waifu.
Hey man, he started it by talking shit about my phone.

If he didn't want to get hit, he didn't need to talk shit.

And who are to stand at his side? His fuck buddy? Fuck right off with him.

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youtube.com/watch?v=1HayjZsTnBE
I have been watching this video for 1 hour and 25 minutes.
Send help

Did I get some more rest?

>the smell of burning flesh

Only when is in school

A bit longer than an hour and a half, but it was worth.

Helloo

School doesn't start until the 22nd retard.

I'm actually laughing pretty hard. You guys suck at shit posting.

Hey there cutie, what's up?

Not much
>not cute!

Don't make fun of the qt
The shitposting just started back up
And why would you know when school starts?

Windows phones are pretty shit tbh fam

I dunno. I try and talk to whoever's on usually, and then certain conversations just keep going.

I'm playing less and less of ot lately, and I usually get more stunned than angry. Probably gotta try and kerb that a bit man.
I don't really have one. I tend to like tanky supports, but I kinda swotch from supp to top. Been playing Gragas jungle lately though.

It'd make sense to be an end game thing I guess, given you're breaking the level cap.
So they do. I could probably tell which ships had the biggest guns from looking at the bote girls.
That's the risk you take when you expose yourself to them I guess, but there's more to a waifu than being cute!
Ah okay, at least it's not too important then. Looked up the exchange, that's quite a lot to marry one bote, let alone a fleet.
Oh alright then, wouldn't know. She's a pretty good one anyway.

Fair enough. Your call, but I don't mind if you do.

Quite relaxing to have a good chill and think about things, especially if you're listening to music while doing so.

Truly top tier

Thighs/10

What'd you do?

Oh it was great.
They had some weird mechanism on their bikes witch locked their bike gears to the hardest ones.
I turned them down a few gears to be better but not as good as original setting.
One of them was a landwhale.
Hers i turned down just one gear.
After i got my stuff done at the town (about 30 minutes) they hadn't even moved a kilometer.
Last time i saw them they were in the middle of nowhere, 3km away from the closest town and about 10km away from their destination.

Fun times.

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Calamity-masu'd

Saber claim
Cute shitposting edition

Cause I'm enrolling this year for college, and I'll make fun of anyone I damn well feel like.

God they really are. But they make and receive calls and texts so I can't complain.

Trash* claim
FIFY

This is how people become sexist.
>can't manually swap a chain from one gear to the next
Did they have huge fingernails or something?
God forbid one gets a flat tire.

I'm listening to the Glow pt.2 right now, I'll probably move on to listen to some nujabes once I'm done and then Andrew Jackson Jihad I guess.

I'm just trying to avoid awkward situations talking about my condition to family members and all that

not yet
New rule:
No being mean to anyone


also discount klonata loor:o

Fuck you.

You want a hugbox?

>>>/facebook/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/anywherebuthere/

Super cute. And well shit, days half over already!

Fuck, really? Ah well, get me a rice crispie treat and sit back and enjoy I guess.

Took a nap so I would be riding the big bike for the first time on sleep deprivation mode. Got like, 4-ish hours in.

Not cute.

Kak my govorim YA obrashchayus' k moyey sekretnoy seti shpionov cherez SSHA i vash IP trassiruyetsya pryamo seychas, chtoby vy luchshe podgotovit'sya k shtormu, lichinku. Shtorm, kotoryy unichtozhayet zhalkiy malen'kuyu veshch' vy nazyvayete vashu zhizn'. Ty chertovski mertvym, malysh. YA mogu byt' v lyubom meste, v lyuboye vremya, i ya mogu ubit' vas v boleye semisot sposobami, i eto tol'ko s golymi rukami. Malo togo, ya aktivno trenirovalsya v rukopashnom boyu, no u menya yest' dostup ko vsemu arsenalu morskoy pekhoty Soyedinennykh Shtatov, i ya budu ispol'zovat' yego v polnoy mere, chtoby unichtozhit' vashu zhalkuyu zadnitsu s litsa kontinenta, vy nemnogo der'ma. Yesli by vy tol'ko znali, chto bezobraznaya rasplata vash malen'kiy "umnyy" kommentariy byl o tom, chtoby obrushit' na vas, mozhet byt', vy by proveli svoy grebanyy yazyk. No vy ne mogli, vy etogo ne sdelali, i teper' vy platite tsenu, vy proklyatyy idiot. YA budu srat' beshenstvo vse nad vami, i vy budete tonut' v nem. Ty chertovski mertv, detka

>when you save the thumbnail

Tomoko claimed

waifu: vocaloid IA

Nice try.

Yea I know it's pretty bad, my parents weren't glad either with that incident (I still lived back home when it happened)
And gaining that sweet sweet freelo heh?
I can recommend Syndra, so strong atm
If you like paying middle
Haha you should've let them be, that way they could lose some weight.
But you're a bike technician?
Better than all the flame shit posting
Whats up man?
Agreed!

>Did they have huge fingernails or something?
How did you guess?
>yes, let's go on a roadtrip with full makeup
I only lowered it a little bit.
>But you're a bike technician?
No, im just not retarded.
Not fully at least.

That's mean and a violation of the new rule
don't make me take you to the naughty corner
good

Under what authority, bitch? Respect your fucking seniors.

discount SAO sachi rollio:

Claimed

Shots fired
I know nothing of bikes
I guess I can put my chain back on
Respect sachi-chan and play nice

meanie ;o;

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Doesn't sound like an issue to me.

I think you sent that earlier didn't you? Because I've added it to my playlist. Haven't heard of those two. Will have to look them up. At the moment I'm listening to Enjoy the Silence, but I'm feeling a Morrisey mood coming on.

Understandable. But if they start to really worry it may be best to clear it up with them. Again, your call though.

Better than nothing as long as it's good sleep. When are you riding it?

I'm all for being nice, and respect, and all that.

But you shits are pretty fucking gross with all this hugboxing.

Remember where you are.

Also not here to get teamed up on.

Congratulations, you bored the big bully so much that I'm leaving.

Enjoy sucking each other's assholes.

I'm already looking forward to sleeping with me again.

'Blondes' really explained it all already.

Don't make this personal, fam.

But I WILL be back.

You prissy little princesses need someone like to develop callouses.

Enjoy your peace while it lasts.

Cutie

Yeah your just leaving because your bored :/\)

I will.
>CURRENT YEAR
>Not eating ass
Papa Franku is furious

Dw we still love you
We are all hugboxing fags
Just needed to teach you

My leaving?

fresh pasta
you're mine
Does me want to come in the shower with me?

I've been trying to stir something interesting up, but all these guys want to do is suck each other's ass.

Kill yourself.

Fuck off.

Try it.

In about an hour or so. Dad just woke up apparently, said to give him a bit to really wake up.

Is that image implying that Israel funded both Trump and Hillary in order to force their Zionist agenda into American politics?

memestar claimed

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Cutie!

SHOTS FIRED!

But really, this place has become a bit of a hugbox more recently. Not that it always hasn't been to a degree, but this is Sup Forums after all. Everyone's all lovey dovey "cutie" this and "don't call me cute!" that.

Remember, your waifu is your WAIFU, your waifu IS NOT YOUR PERSONALITY.
NO RP/ERP.

He's right, fucking kill yourself with the shit memes.

What's up, Drama Alert nation! I'm your host, Killer Kemestar! Let's get riiiiiiiiiiight into the news!

Nyet blyat.
No its implying that Galil a cute with a hat.
Let me guess you're voting for Hillary?
Get out you NIGGER

>Let's get riiiiiiiiiight into the noose!

How can one man be so based?

Explode with tomoko

Nuh uh!
What'cha up to, Cutie?

>Remember, your waifu is your WAIFU, your waifu IS NOT YOUR PERSONALITY.
Why not both? I'm a narcissist.