I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss...

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

fuck off rick go back to history channel

Hi what can I get for this?

Let me get my buddy who is an expert on faggot paraphernalia.

I'll offer you $0.45

Hi Rick. I have the very first post ever on Sup Forums .
"OP is a faggot!"
How much can I get for it ?
Can you call any of your expert to check it ?
BTW check my dubs.

But he said it was worth $6000.

call them and ask if they have BattleToads

I can't do over $0.80, that's my final offer

What Judge did that fat fuck, Chumlee, blow
to get off those last assault/drugs/guns charges?

Do you have Battletoads?

History Channel cancelled your show because
they were tired of bailing out Chum Lee.

Hey, how much will you rip me off for this superb example of a late 20th century underbelly fanny washer?

How much can i get for this meme?

Friend of mine went to your pawn shop in Vegas
and said Chum smelled like unwashed clothes,
100 degree B.O. and bad wiping hygiene

Let me just call up my friend who's an expert on people trying to sell their own selfies

Chumlee has a whole brigade of Battletoads
living in his stretched out rectum.

Hey Rick, how much can you give me for my dubs?

Chum Lee is a fat wigger because he and
other nig-nogs share a sub-78 IQ

Hello sir, I have some dubs I'd like to try and sell for the right price.

Offer?

Wh-what the fuck happened to my dubs??

I just had them! Excuse me while I go check the parking lot and my car, I must have misplaced them somewhere...

Is it true that Chum, for a Dollar, will eat anything in the pawn shop break room garbage can?

How much would you charge to let me come over there and piss on Chumlee's collection of Nikes?

No. Dubs are single-single. 04 04 is not dubs. Sorry.

This mystery is too tough for me, this looks like a job for the Hardy boys in the case of the missing dubs.

Then your friend lied because those people are TV stars and don't actually work at that pawn shop. Pretty sure the old dude owns it but that's about it. The whole thing is staged.

Is it true that fat fuck Chum Lee thinks "dubs" is
something to eat?

Heya rick. How much can I get for this sweet meme?

Please find them Hardy Boys! My dubs are out there, cold and alone... what if something happens to them?

This was years ago around the middle of Season two.

Oh wait, here they are. Thanks Hardy Boys!

Offer, bald man.

I want your bald head for this British Pepe

well it's gonaa sit on the shelf for a will. sooo give it to me for free

Did Chum try to put the moves on that P/T goth
chick working nights at the shop & she kneed him
in the nuts?

FUCK YOU YA PIECE OF SHIT
*teleports behind you* heh nothing personal kid

She also said Chum had his forefinger shoved
up past the second joint in his nose mining for
nuggets.