>you walk into the grocery store
>turn the corner and see this
>what do you do?
You walk into the grocery store
ask her what aisle is the ass in
god damn look at those carrots
I would buy like 7 of them
keep walking
Turn 360 walks and degree away.
Ask her why the OP is such a FAGGOT
I leave her alone and look at the faggot photographer and suckerpunch him in the back of the head for ever taking this photo and letting you guys post the same fucking thing 10 times a day.
i go home and thank god for my girlfriend that has a normal neck
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Take a pic of her and start a thread on Sup Forums
Continue buying my groceries. Who cares if some skinny chick is listening to music in the store..what is this Afghanistan?
Go away and search meat valley. Salad is for pussies.
Who gives a fuck
MEAT VALLEY?
I'm the only faggot in the thread that read the filename, I respond not because of it, only to call everyone here a faggot.
Stick dick in a cantaloupe then shove ass many carrots as I can in her asshole.
>go and ask for her autograph, although i dont even know what she sings
>ask whats she doin there shopping like one of us lame mortals
Are you secretly OP? Did you finally get the gay chuckles you were looking for?
I love how people find it funny when it was email spam shit from like the 90's
Continue walking to the frozen food Isle for chicken tendies. Then, some fresh egg noodle, and condiment isle for Pataks™ curry paste to mix in noodles, and some plum sauce for tendies. Then go back to the frozen Isle, as I saw someone go by in a cart with Perogies and I asked if they were on sale and he said ya, so I figured I would pick some up. Then since I'm back in the frozen isle, i figure I should get some frozen pizzas. Then, since I have pizzas, which of course have all the food groups in them, I go back to the condiment isle and pick up a bottle of President Choice™ creamy garlic dipping sauce. I like to dip my pizza crusts in that. Then I take the bus home since I lost my license from the D.U.I i got the other month.
samefag
probably ask for a picture with her
tell her Shake It Off was a fun song
then leave her alone
Just saw filename
Dubsdubsdubs
tit game on point tho
depending on answer and body language id
>keep chatting, try to kiss her/taker to my place
or
>say bye, walk away, sell autograph
almost got away with it
Feed
This is a crime.
id fuck u
Fug
Fuck
Ask someone for help
They must of moved the booty section
this
Is there a video, please? xD
>xD
Gtfo faggot
Pick out the rest of my groceries and go home. She writes mediocre pop music at best. Honestly though who gives a fuck about celebrities? They are just people.
do a 360 and fap away.....
Dub dubs agrees with me. Most of you are fags.
but youd be fapping away with your wiener out user.
>Honestly though who gives a fuck about celebrities?
Well, someone gives a fuck about them otherwise they wouldnt be raking in the dough like they do. Oh ya, and have millions of people paying to see them, waiting in lines, sucking dick just to watch them perform from a thousand feet away
I know. It's stupid. You are stupid and you should feel bad.
Just because you like art doesn't mean you will like the artist.
Way to answer a rhetorical question kiddo.
ask here if she like memes
kek
I would tear off her shorts and go down on her and she'd be squirting before she knew what happened.
If only.
nice trips, but you confuse me. have a good night with your wife and her kid.
Just start fapping and chase her
this
It doesn't take much to confuse you does it?
Thanks for the kind regards tho. We were planning on having a threesome tonight, her daughter is a freak.
Thank god I'm not dating her
go eat a piece of cheese
lol
Any particular type?
Canadian cheddar
Go buy some eggs ready for the morning.
Take a creepy picture
Tell her that yeezus was the one who made her famous
And that she is a fucking snake
Alright.
i would turn 360 degrees and walk away
i go to her and stutter how p-p-p-p-perfect she is. then i run away, go home and cry like the pathetic loser i am as i realize that no beautiful thing in this world will ever look at me and think anything but "ewww gross"
oh wait. no, sorry. confused myself with OP again.
also: filename
Ask her if OP has yet killed himself
Keds and no socks is a very nice combination.
Taylor swift!!!!
Fucking autistic retards!!
Imagine the stench of her feet and the shoes...hnnnnng
Mount her right there and ejaculate until she shows signs of pregnancy
Sounds legit you man-beast, ham-planet, cave-dwelling, oger-monster piece of shit
harsh
Quickly stuff a large cucumber into my pants then stand innocently next to her until I catch her gazing my new bulge. Then give her the squinty eyes and tell her that I doubt she could handle it and walk away making her blush, yet sloppy wet at the same time. Then go home and jerk off like a mad man because I am a basement dweller on 4chin
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OP what was the point of blacking out the "Whole Foods" on the basket?
what is your favourite breakfast cereal?
Try to avoid as much as possible, do the invisible cartman, avoid eye contact, or preferably avoid the aisle altogether until she leaves.