You walk into the grocery store

>you walk into the grocery store
>turn the corner and see this
>what do you do?

ask her what aisle is the ass in

god damn look at those carrots

I would buy like 7 of them

keep walking

Turn 360 walks and degree away.

Ask her why the OP is such a FAGGOT

I leave her alone and look at the faggot photographer and suckerpunch him in the back of the head for ever taking this photo and letting you guys post the same fucking thing 10 times a day.

i go home and thank god for my girlfriend that has a normal neck

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Take a pic of her and start a thread on Sup Forums

Continue buying my groceries. Who cares if some skinny chick is listening to music in the store..what is this Afghanistan?

Go away and search meat valley. Salad is for pussies.

Who gives a fuck

MEAT VALLEY?

I'm the only faggot in the thread that read the filename, I respond not because of it, only to call everyone here a faggot.

Stick dick in a cantaloupe then shove ass many carrots as I can in her asshole.

>go and ask for her autograph, although i dont even know what she sings
>ask whats she doin there shopping like one of us lame mortals

Are you secretly OP? Did you finally get the gay chuckles you were looking for?

I love how people find it funny when it was email spam shit from like the 90's

Continue walking to the frozen food Isle for chicken tendies. Then, some fresh egg noodle, and condiment isle for Pataks™ curry paste to mix in noodles, and some plum sauce for tendies. Then go back to the frozen Isle, as I saw someone go by in a cart with Perogies and I asked if they were on sale and he said ya, so I figured I would pick some up. Then since I'm back in the frozen isle, i figure I should get some frozen pizzas. Then, since I have pizzas, which of course have all the food groups in them, I go back to the condiment isle and pick up a bottle of President Choice™ creamy garlic dipping sauce. I like to dip my pizza crusts in that. Then I take the bus home since I lost my license from the D.U.I i got the other month.

samefag

probably ask for a picture with her
tell her Shake It Off was a fun song
then leave her alone

Just saw filename
Dubsdubsdubs

tit game on point tho

depending on answer and body language id
>keep chatting, try to kiss her/taker to my place
or
>say bye, walk away, sell autograph

almost got away with it

Feed

This is a crime.

id fuck u

Fug

Fuck

Ask someone for help

They must of moved the booty section

this

Is there a video, please? xD

>xD
Gtfo faggot

Pick out the rest of my groceries and go home. She writes mediocre pop music at best. Honestly though who gives a fuck about celebrities? They are just people.

do a 360 and fap away.....

Dub dubs agrees with me. Most of you are fags.

but youd be fapping away with your wiener out user.

>Honestly though who gives a fuck about celebrities?

Well, someone gives a fuck about them otherwise they wouldnt be raking in the dough like they do. Oh ya, and have millions of people paying to see them, waiting in lines, sucking dick just to watch them perform from a thousand feet away

I know. It's stupid. You are stupid and you should feel bad.

Just because you like art doesn't mean you will like the artist.

Way to answer a rhetorical question kiddo.

ask here if she like memes

kek

I would tear off her shorts and go down on her and she'd be squirting before she knew what happened.

If only.

nice trips, but you confuse me. have a good night with your wife and her kid.

Just start fapping and chase her

this

It doesn't take much to confuse you does it?

Thanks for the kind regards tho. We were planning on having a threesome tonight, her daughter is a freak.

Thank god I'm not dating her

go eat a piece of cheese

lol

Any particular type?

Canadian cheddar

Go buy some eggs ready for the morning.

Take a creepy picture

Tell her that yeezus was the one who made her famous

And that she is a fucking snake

Alright.

i would turn 360 degrees and walk away

i go to her and stutter how p-p-p-p-perfect she is. then i run away, go home and cry like the pathetic loser i am as i realize that no beautiful thing in this world will ever look at me and think anything but "ewww gross"

oh wait. no, sorry. confused myself with OP again.

also: filename

Ask her if OP has yet killed himself

Keds and no socks is a very nice combination.

Taylor swift!!!!

Fucking autistic retards!!

Imagine the stench of her feet and the shoes...hnnnnng

Mount her right there and ejaculate until she shows signs of pregnancy

Sounds legit you man-beast, ham-planet, cave-dwelling, oger-monster piece of shit

harsh

Quickly stuff a large cucumber into my pants then stand innocently next to her until I catch her gazing my new bulge. Then give her the squinty eyes and tell her that I doubt she could handle it and walk away making her blush, yet sloppy wet at the same time. Then go home and jerk off like a mad man because I am a basement dweller on 4chin

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OP what was the point of blacking out the "Whole Foods" on the basket?

what is your favourite breakfast cereal?

Try to avoid as much as possible, do the invisible cartman, avoid eye contact, or preferably avoid the aisle altogether until she leaves.