/heem/: RIP Chad edition

Do you think Chad will be able to compete when he comes back?

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>tfw I can heem 650 niggas per minute with my elite systema skills

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feels good being the toughest guy in the thread

Be careful.

Ok Muhammad

Heem yourself

Coach Zihabi said knock you out.

Get in my guard bhenchod

But isn't Conor obligated by contract to promote the fight or have they given him a pass?

Tim Kennedy is a god

Schaub is cancer

what the fuck is that from

It's Schaub re-enacting the Rothwell fight

Now that Lawlers chin is deleted, is there anyone left who can deliver consistant spicy bangers?

that's FUCKED up
as soon as woodley's bomb connected someone from the office (us) said "that's as hard as I can hit!" (open in other tab)
this shit happens to me too often. spoopy

nick diaz if he ever leaves the club and learns tdd

That absolutely cucked white unathletic family celebrating the big black man at the end just makes this so much better.

I'm glad even the swedish can appreciate things like this.

>Argentina
>Commenting on whiteness

McGregor

Remembering Lawler. He had one job, (miss the overhand right) and couldn't even do that right.

RIP Orc

Hey guys..
Did you know that,uhm..
Schaub is cancer?

OY VEY

SHUT IT DOWN

>You witnessed Robbie being exposed

Based as fuck lads

Is canada the worst poster of this last week's torrent of stupidity?

Hello good sirs of reddit.org/sp/heem

My name is Conor "the GOAT" McGregor. Ask me anything.

What would you predictions be for the following matchups (assuming them to be 5 round title defence affairs):
• Woodley vs Wonderboy
• Woodley vs Nick Diaz
• Woodley vs GSP
• Woodley vs Condit
• Woodley vs Maia

Who falls first,heem, Joanna or Mighty Mouse?

• Woodley vs Wonderboy
>Wonderboy
• Woodley vs Nick Diaz
>Diaz
• Woodley vs GSP
>GSP
• Woodley vs Condit
>Condit
• Woodley vs Maia
>Maia

No one gives a shit about MM's record so it won't matter if he does or doesn't fall.

Wonderboy>Woodley by beating him half to death
Nick Diaz>Woodley by gogoplata or points
GSP>Woodley implying GSP coming back
Condit2.0>Woodley by heem
Woodley>Maia assuming Maia loses to Condit

Literally everyone beats Woodley, there has never been a disparity between the division talent and the champ.

• Woodley vs Wonderboy: Wonderboy by round 3 or 4 (T)KO
• Woodley vs Nick Diaz: Woodley by decision
• Woodley vs GSP: Assuming GSP is the exact same as he once was GSP by Decision
• Woodley vs Condit: Too close to call honestly. Either Woodley by early KO or Condit by decision
• Woodley vs Maia: Maia by either decision or late sub.

It's a great record nonetheless

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New Heavy Hands!

>125 pounds
>man

pick one

Like /heem/? A good 80% of the faggots here thought Conor would bury Nate even though on paper it was a complete nightmare for the little leprechaun that carried out damn close to expectations.

>Not caring about MM
The guy is the only one who can take GSP's place as the GOAT in my opinion.

On paper. Rousey could have potentially done the same if she didn't get exposed already, would that make her the GOAT? On paper yes, but take into account the lack of talent pool in the 125 and WMMA divisions.

Assuming p4p and taking wieght and height etc out

MM beats everyone ever, he's the best

No because everyone knows how one dimensional Rousey was.
MMA like GSP does everything equally as well. No one can say that for any other fighter besides GSP.

Cruz.

except mighty mouse

Cruz only beat him because he has a massive reach and height advantage

Again taking out that, DJ beats him

Woodley
Woodley
Woodley
Woodley
Woodley

jbj

Holland goto bed u drunk

> Woodley vs Wonderboy
Wonderboy via decision or late KO
> Woodley vs Nick Diaz
Woodley via 2nd round KO
> Woodley vs GSP
GSP via decision
> Woodley vs Condit
Condit via decision
> Woodley vs Maia
Woodley via 3rd round KO

And MM your right my mistake.

Jon Jones is extremely athletic and effective and is very skilled. But his striking has gaps and so does his BJJ.

So you want to move the goalposts? You sound like you're a Mcgoob fan.

prove me wrong

the only things are can he KO Diaz and can he hit wondermeme(he likely can, unless he chokes)

Gsp cant outwrestle him, would get KO'd standing
Conduits chin doesnt hold up anymore would get tkod
maia wont be able to grapple him would get ko'd

>implying he won't permaheem you back to Mecca

How am i moving the goal post?

Did you even read my first fucking post?

>Assuming p4p and taking wieght and height etc out
>taking wieght and height etc out

Thats how P4P works you dense mother fucker

Wondermeme will keep distance and has will become champ due to the 2016 champions curse.
Diaz, IDK i sorta don't wanna entertain it too much it's 3 weeks out from 202 and we haven't heard shit so it's unlikely.
GSP. He's gone to war with the best wrestlers with 1 big overhand in their arsenal, also Firas developed the gameplan for Rory which literally made Wood look out of his league. GSP won't come back though.
Maia I agree with you tho

>Wondermeme will keep distance
You guys keep saying this but literally dont know that the best way to defeat a rangy guy is blitz and get close. Thats literally what tyrone is good at

look what Bigg Rigg did to GSP, rory is more tactical but GSP literally has always relied on jabs, wrestling and strength. He isnt stronger or the better wrestler so that only leaves his jabs. Tyrone would fuck him up good

Look how Rory managed distance against Woodley. Now look at how Wonderboy managed distance against Rory. MMA Math sure, but it's pretty clear Wonderboy is one of the best fighters at managing distance in the sport. He's most vulnerable to somebody who can counter him when he comes in with his hands, and Woodley isn't that.

Wonderboy will demolish Woodley.

Glad he doesn't decide match ups on the count of not having any (relevant) fans so BIG OL' REPUBLICAN Dana will put him against Wonderboy so the title goes where it deserves.

>• Woodley vs Wonderboy
Wnoderboy.
>• Woodley vs Nick Diaz
In August? Woodley. December? or later? Diaz.
>• Woodley vs GSP
GSP.
>• Woodley vs Condit
Woodley.
>• Woodley vs Maia
Woodley.

Well of course the Dutchman would say that, Dutch kickboxing literally relies on closing the distance and popping of unholly combos that mess with everyone. Wondermeme plays it safe until he finds range and blitz's.

I see what your saying but I feel like he'll just play it safe, pop off some counters, wait till Woodley gasses and Blitz

• Woodley vs Wonderboy
>Wonderboy
• Woodley vs Nick Diaz
>War Diaz
• Woodley vs GSP
Woodley
• Woodley vs Condit
>Condit if actually 100% healthy
• Woodley vs Maia
>Maia

Really not sure how Woodley vs Wonderboy would go, I think I'll wait for Coach Zahabi's input.

yeah I literally got taught that in traning

But good point, could happen

I haven't watched Woodley's fights since they happened, but does he do anything after he lunges in and throws the right or is that his hail mary shot?

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KATAS 3 TIMES A DAY

MINIMUM

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did he eat that gi afterwards

>Its a Boxing circle jerk episode

Say lads, I'm finna start taking BJJ at age 25, and I haven't taken any martial arts before and I'm a lanklet. Is this a good idea? I'm looking into it more for the sport aspect, not really defense, and I don't wanna take something that will give me brain damage as a form of recreation.

>When boxers try to be smug but you know they couldn't last in your guard

Doing anything physical is good for you. Never too old to start.

>there are people itt that unironically think Tyron "t-nigger" Woodley is a good mixed martial arts practitioner

youer all average blokes

Pure Jitz? looking to compete?

>t. guy who thought aldo, rda, werdum would not get btfo

Ronda's a qt

Brazil coming thru with that truth bomb

>tfw I am average now
Step up from previous assessment 2bh

i did think and prayed that all of those would lose, not a fan of any tbqh
brazilian mma fighters are pathetic, the only one worthy of anything is glover

>im pretending
ahahahhahah

stop posting friend

found the cuckistani, you wanna lose another war to untrained poo?

there are lots of self-hating hipster BRs on Sup Forums

>GSP gets blacked by t.Wood in November in New York

>nether"no champions"lands banter
Heres yor (You) :^)

Overeems coming for that belt son.

>bhenchod

my sides

He's British.

Come talk about technique:
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listen up goof casual with our 15mil population we already had 1 champ and will soon have our second

Found this WebM so I'm posting it
plz no bully

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D E S T IN Y

Bisking bless

>this post
>this flag
wut

based leader

the fuck did you just post here

If I enjoy it enough and have a knack for it, sure I'd try compete in some men's meme competition.

ty senpai

BELIEVE YOU ME BUDDEH

>when you realize you were the avg bloke all along

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Who /Aesthetic/ here?

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this is the guy who said that

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Gray Maynard's little brother?

That moment he points to Luke and says "FUCK! YOU!" on top of the cage is pure brilliance.

Smug samurai twat.