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Buffy

Peppermint or Spearmint?

there is no food in the world that will make me feel happy

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*enters the thread*

alri

Peppermint

*shoots you*

Germans celebrating their famous holiday "Octoberfest"

spearmint is for twats

Business idea: move to the czech republic and become "czechlad"

Peppermint, goes well with incense 2bh

alri mate, bet you hate Mondays haha

looks more like the bdo character creator

spearmint or you are literally a plebian

need a redpilled qt gf desu lads

>Australians don't have any significant holidays besides r u ok? day so they celebrate octoberfest, st patricks day etc

Boy, fuck you John, you dumb, white guilt, milk toast piece of human garbage

>defend
defend what, burger?

it's milquetoast you fucking spastic

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Sorry_Day?wprov=sfsi1

that's not a word

considering a software developer apprenticeship 2bh

>tfw Allen's don't make their spearmint lollies anymore
aaaaaaaaaaa

A & B its clearly an overwatch clan

You're just jealous you don't get to play rowdy games of two-up on ANZAC day.

i assume that every swedish poster is black

that's not a holiday though and the only time i hear it exists is from Sup Forums

Think we have mostly the same holidays as you 2bh along with Australia Day (which is coming up soon, I expect some VERY good birthday presents from you lads)

why? an american would be more likely to be black

haitiANO

>ah yes lets celebrate st andrews georges & davids day down under

I have a 17yo kid doing that at my work and he's useless
still getting paid though so yeah, go for it mate

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Aren't there always controversies every australia day

don't like australia day as a pale shut-in

>Yank comes into the thread
>Has to be about cucks

Thou cannot fabricate such feces

INVASION day

Some abos and closet commies (see: residents of Melbourne and other nests of champagne socialists). Don't think enough people care for there to be any changes though. One city tried to "move" the day and they got shut down by both state and federal government.

had a 17 yo kid a my work doing that and he was beyond fucking useless and getting paid 4 quid an hour

lmao what a waste of everyones tiem

do the abos have a nakba

How is it that girls know when you're about to cum?

FUCKING MACHINES

(or are you the other israeli)

They don't, you can often surprise them.

It's usually about 5 seconds after you put it in them lol

porn isn't real life mate

me doing the washing

is2.Sup Forums.org/pol/1484302190212.webm

they don't

you're meant to tell them
stop watching porn

what would a swede be doing in /brit/ anyway

the fucking machines israeli doesnt post here anything besides fucking machines which he does once a month or something
telling me to post fucking machines is a gimmick invented by triggered rorkes that dont like seeing the israeli flag in this general

Britain is open
pls send fdi

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We don't get many Israeli flags, except machine fucking ones

me

bored of existing and it's only 9:30pm

...

go to bed

kek im the cocaineposter from last night sicne then i spent 300 quid on sex chat lines talking absolute shite. i got one of them to break down adn admti she was 52 when she said she was 28 it was hilarious it seems they're not even allowed to cut you off since you're payong fucking shit loads. they tried to get back at me by taking the piss about how much money i was spending and i just told her i was buyign her dignity and she started crying AHHAHAHAHA

>makes me hit 5'8 early-ish
>never grow again
ah yes

I've been programming since I was 13 and have 2 years of a BEng in compsci at UCL under my belt. I am definitely not going to be useless.

I'm only doing it because I dropped out and don't want to work as a binman

to learn about british culture, humor, colloquialism, and slang, which is the purpose of Sup Forums.

why are you here, burger?

It's 11:30am mate absolute state of you

>Met some british lad on Killing Floor when i was 14-15
>Became friends
>Pretty much shared our hardships through growing up
>Apparently his friends were pretty shit
>He had no real ambitions in school but he really wished to work in vidya
>In the end he stopped his studies and failed several things to start working in vidya
>From what i heard his family was kinda stoic
>Sort of found refuge by being a furry (he fucking despises the whole thing now)
>Has pretty much proven me he's an alcoholic
>Has a shitty job at a cheese factory he hates
>Agrees with Sup Forums on some extent

Think he might even browse this general
Feel bad for the lad, warm feelings to him

Its jut that every girl I've fucked seems to moan more and become more active and breathe heavier when I'm about to cum.

Maybe its just because I'm fucking them a lot faster as I find it pretty hard to cum and If I stop for only a little while it will take me ages to build back up again.

BRISBANE

I'm drunk and laughed uncontrollably at this

wish I was rich enough for that

hmm

you're a virgin

t. deano

Nope. Last had sex on Tuesday night.

But maybe you are?

>virgin posting in 2017
the absolute state

did you think you were being super clever by using the word stoic? it seems completely out of context and strange. and it's "to some extent" not "on some extent"

no idea what to do for dinenr its so fucking hot

could run down and get a shitty maccas feed, or cook either

1) eye fillet steak and veges

2) veal fillets with mushroom butter

3) a tin of tuna


looking for some help making this decision

Why is Karen so shit?
She ruined the Anglo-Japanese Alliance!

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>he does the virgin post

wish depressed phimosis suicidal turtleneck bruce would fuck off and never come back desu

I'm having sex right this moment

GOOD post

wish i wasn't. i'm too fat for summer

are you the fat aussie?

I'm not a virgin, but your post just reeks of utter virginity

Whys any of that hard to believe

virgin status confirmed

Is she pretty?

youtube.com/watch?v=mO_u-EkJZ8E

honestly it's fucking hilarious ring a sex chat line they're all middle aged women lmao. one woman was talking about her dogs for ages then i asked if she would piss on me while i wanked and she just went quiet and said ""uhhmm ok"" ahahahahhahaha honestly you can push it so far i even got one of the slags to admit she had 3 kids in their 20s and i asked if she'd ever seen her sons dick and did she like it

dont need to apprentice with that background

just make sure u got something of a portfolio

i don't wear turtlenecks

the post just oozes virginity

LOOK AT IT

for a slag

>I know, I'll call him a virgin, that'll show him

Have had sex with 7 girls over the space of 2 years.

Maybe I'm just retarded.

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not sure about that

I applied to a few but they didn't even bother replying

Have you been up literally all night doing drugs and calling sex lines?

no she looks like a mannequin

imagine the state of phimosislads bellend. probably encrusted with smeg. what a dirty cunt he is.

>>I know, I'll call him a virgin, that'll show him
>Have had sex with 7 girls over the space of 2 years.
>Maybe I'm just retarded.

Okay, how about this one

>maybe

had phimosis when i was 4