Scotland thread

Scotland thread.
Any scotland here?

INb4 someone starts talking about independence and shit don't bother we all agree anyway

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Aye

Where you from Stirlingfag here

im here maaaannn

Dumfries and Galloway

Stirling here too

Edinburgh here

God our country is the best

>we all agree anyway

your referendum result begs to differ

Ayyy North Ayrshire please end my life :(

We have the best and most exclusive brew, irn bru

Fuck off england

Seconded

Salam alukum from the Isle of Bute.

OP here trust me raploch in Stirling's worse

if we had proper summers. would be the best no bother

Angus, anyone?

I'm Big Tam fae Port O' Glasgow.

Who needs summer anyway?

I'm not Scottish but I sometimes have sex with a girl from Carluke.

There's naewhere on Bute that looks like that ya lying wee prick.

fucking big edinburgh here.

yea thats cool mate.

yasssss

here ill get my cousins to kick fuck oot eh you

Where you be from then m8

You need to punctuate;
"God? Our country is the best???"
Protip: It isnae.

Where's better then?

sounds decent is he hard az fuck?

the hardest in niddrie m8

Any callums in this thread

What a random fukin question tae ask like wit da fuk

Bloody Jocks

on that note im out. too radge for me. he would win

hamilton fagg here bawbags

hey guys... did you know, that the first Scots came from Ireland? Founded the kingdom of Dal Raita, later to known as Alba and later still as Scotland, and amalgamated with the indigenous Caledonians, known to Romans as Picts?

fact is, you're all displaced Irish.

regards

an actual Sassenach.

I dinnae need to taste every peice of shite to ken which een tastes the best, so it is that I dinnae have to gang to every country to ken mines the shitest.

aye well. dinni come to Sup Forums again eh

Fact is my family came here during the potato famine so get your facts right

aye thats cool mate.

Dubs gave spoken

>the hardest in niddrie m8
I'll get ma granda to come doon tae Niddrie to kick the shite oot o him.
Niddrie is jammed wi fucking neds.

im here

Ye ken like barbie

who the shit cares about your potato ancestry, bro, I'm talking about the historical Scots.

used to be. now its all immigrants in the council houses

Ye want tae fookin go yea English prink I'll dae her heed in

Nae true man, there isnae ony record o the Picts amalgamating wi onyone.
Fit the fuck dae you ken o my history you shandy drinking wanker? Fuck all.

you're talking out yer fucking are you cabbage fucking scally-cunt

My granda disnae give a fuck far it is, he'll come doon onyway.

Fort Augustus fag here

yer granda wullnea get up aff his pish stained pensioner arse

Perth fag reporting

bump for scawtlund

what is the national anthem

why is everyone still up? summer holiday cunts?

god save yer maw

>English
I'm Danish bro, as in Saxon from North Germania, we fucked you even harder than the English. Please leave the UK, and join us in Europe.
love you too, you lilly white cunt.
10% of Scottish DNA is Pictish, go look it up. The Picts never left, they merged with the Dal Raita Scots from Ireland. It's common fucking history, man.

ken ye own history from ye fairytales fookin will ya ye poofs ye dinnae need no sassenach the likes of I to teach ye now do ye

lol

I believe Flower of Scotland, but I prefer Highland Cathedral myself

Glasvegas - Geraldine

Dundee reporting for duty.

a long fart in a bagpipe

mere like get cancer and walk five hundred miles into the clyde

go eat yer pastrie ya nazi cunt

All jist bung this oer 'ere
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM

Fuck off.

We dinni like the UK as much as any Scot would hate to admit it we need the EU

Cos I'm Scottish and my Christian name is Scott I've always felt a teeny bit extra Scottish than you other Scots that aren't called Scott.
I'm a fucking ginger too.
Damage.

why does every fucking Scots thread have to descend into illiterates trying to type in dialect?

You are an embarrassment to the nation. You present the nation as incapable of using our own language.

And while the odd word is perfectly fine, when you get idiots like and
who appear incapable of spelling words like "out", and every other word is some sort of grunting incoherent noise, you make us all look like fools.

you don't get people from Yorkshire talkin' 'bout bugger o' problem down t' pit lad, or the likes.

Stop it. This is our language. has been since before there was a Scotland, or an England. Use it, and stop making us the laughing stock of the English-speaking world.

danish man you couldn't hold jack shit got fucked by swedes several times
tfw when you get bent over by cot sweden
you dumb cunts even got shredded be=y the krauts go build a long ship you goat fucking pagan want stains on history

all the flavours of the world available and you chose Salty.

u fukn wot

[Scotlandishness intensifies]

It's sort of a "code",nigger.

go chew on a cock filthy rat humper

I chose fuck off Dundee, mate.

Okay
which glorious sun drenched part of our fair country to you hail from?

code for "I'm poorly educated, ignorant, illiterate, and an embarrassment to my nation"?

larkhall

never cared much for pastries, mate.
we should reform the Kalmar Union, Scandinavia, Balticum, Finland and Scotland. We'd be great.
>you couldn't hold jack shit
right.. like, when you held your own at Culloden Moor? How are the Highlanders these days? Oh right, they no longer exist. Join us, brother. Join with Scandinavia, and fuck the English.

Aberdeen fag reporting in

Perth. The devil's wankstain.

Any of you cunts speak "Egg"

hahaha
I don't even fucking know where that is.
Tap Gadgie fae the tap toon! hahaha

Can Someone just pull this cunt's head out his arse and chop it off?

Glasgow Hillhead master race reporting in
If you live further east in the center (unless you are under 25 and live in Dennistoun) then you are failing at life

Led by a panzy and still caused a riot
held our own at stirling and highland culture goes well and celebrated around the world manly in shit Scottish parts

Neggo

>we should reform the Kalmar Union, Scandinavia, Balticum, Finland and Scotland. We'd be great.
Trading is a big part of Scotland now we need the trading the EU brings to be able to more easily sell our whisky and shit

DJ Badboy - Friday Nite

No, I spend a lot fo time in Engerland and if I'm with a mate we can talk faster mor braod scots,fuck not even scots just dun-fuckign- donian and no cunt has a clue what we're saying.

now now, don't be mad master scotfag. All I do, is try to tell you that there's an alternative to the sinking boat you're on, called the UK.

leave the UK, stay in the EU and in time form an alliance with the northern countries. You stand only to gain.

danish cunt on a scottish thread get to fuck or get bottled prick fuck back to dannermarlsnsdkn

Scotland is an abhorrent place, ugh. Love Carlisle.

any musicians fags in here?
any gig go-ers?
I work with a fair few bands,mostly shite.
Glasgows full of chav wannabe 10 years too late Pete Dochertys all sniffing shit coke.

Kerry Gibson

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fucks up wi her heed

most folk can't speak it or understand it
bairns can pick it up in 5 mins though.