Tell me something about yourself user. It can be anything

Tell me something about yourself user. It can be anything.

>I fired an AK-47 once
>I went to see the suicide squad today
>I like sci-fi stuff
>I am listening tot his right now youtube.com/watch?v=K_bEhSjGacg

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I'm listening to Soviet Rock

I think OP is a faggot.

Taco bells 99p bean veggie burrito is horrible. the £1.89 beef one is better

I had a gf one time

>fired both ak47 and m16
>no one owns guns in my country
>never watch TV
>6 hours at work hunting down a bug
>3 minutes to fix that bug
>electro swing youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4
>quit drinking half a year ago
>quit smoking 15 years ago
>can't dance for shit

Im recovering from a suicide attempt and things are going pretty well

That's awesome user

Proud of you! keep it up

Thanks anons ill keep doing my best

>I own four firearms and love them all.
>I haven't seen a movie in theaters since Mad Max Fury Road
>I hate my job but I'm doing it because it's a challenge.
>Don't take a management position. They rape you for hours.

kys faggot.. oh wait u failed at that.

Getting some professional help I hope? It's a fuck ton better than family/friends telling you to "get over it".
Also antidepressants. Was very reluctant on taking them but I haven't been depressive or seriously anxious for three months now. Actually improving my life and having plans instead of just passing days.

How's 8th grade going user?

Today i realised i don't have many hobbies apart from reading, drawing and playing vidya, got a lot of time off so been looking into shit to do,

I am a human

>been trying for 2 months to play technical difficulties but am still shit at it
>only have 2 semi-close friends
>overwatch gets really dull really quickly
>half of my cousins hate me for a thing i did 6 months ago

I'm a huge faggot for not being able to get over the person that I talked out of suicide and helped me with so much of my shit.

He has a boyfriend now. I'm alone.

What do you draw? I've been trying to get back to drawing for years. Just never get around to it and end up wasting time with games.

>I've been arrested for arson
>I've experienced 118 degree and -52 degree outdoor temps (F).
>I once hit 2 squirrels at once while driving. I swerved to miss them and they both dove right under my tires.

Hope things get better, user.

Stay strong! Proud of you. I struggled with suicide years ago. It really does get better.

Anything?

>I currently have my left hand on my dick

I'm with you, user, from the opposite perspective. She kept me sane and cheated on me a year later. Work with her twice a week.. Shit's rough.

Gets better every day. Stay strong user.

I once killed a man with throwing knives.

>I'm a Boilermaker for a Class 1 Railroad
>I'm planning to drive halfway across the U.S. to watch a SpaceX Falcon Heavy launch
>I own 9 guns worth about $6,500
>I've driven 146 mph in a 75 mph zone
>I think I have a cavity but I'm too scared of the dentist to have it looked at

Same

>Im sad about all the hatred floating around
>im riddled with anxiety
>Im worried about my future,but don't know what I can do to change it
listening to this: youtube.com/watch?v=FV8T-y7q85g
> the only reason im here is because of video games

I like to fuck trannys
i work at a welfare center
i own a 9mm
I used to smoke weed allot, I quit, a tranny broke my heart now im smoking again

bump

I want to have sex with my 11 year old niece.
I'm 23.

That sucks man. Have a collection of "souvenirs" from her?

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>me and my business partner released our game today, I'm terrified its gonna do badly
>I practice archery
>I love small fluffy animals
>there are only 3 people I would class as friends

No. My attraction started fairly recently.

Also she's freakin adorable. I don't want to just use her. Wish I could have something more.

I am waiting for an apocalypse situation so I feel better when I go on a killing spree

Just wait til she's 18 dummy. Stick your dick in a tranny til then.

i stuck a pen up my ass while jacking it on the toilet during middleschool.

fucking pathetic next time do it right you worthless piece of shit

>21
>Live at home neet
Have some vidya that I resell but not enough. If I sold everything probably have a grand. Dont know what to do

I saw Scarlett Johanson irl

Ahh must be lusting after that Innocence. Now I REALLY feel bad for ya man.

>my life is worthless and the only thing that keeps me alive are my family and vidya
>I'm not even that good at them
>get extremely frustrated and mad when losing
>don't know what to do anymore

Honestly sometimes I want an apocalypse too. I don't want to go on a killing spree though. I'm just so unhappy and empty in this current day to day life. My family are sort of 'prepper' types and I own a lot of guns/ammo. Depending on the scenario, at least an apocalypse would offer me a chance to die (most likely) or be a hero and help people like it plays out in my head.

just end it and kill yourself if you rlife up to this point has been shit it aint gonna get any better only worse i can tell you that

I have an iq of 89 with both parents being mentally challenged

>I'm at work
>I'm the boss
>I'm taking a shit right now
>it's making my asshole itch

When's the last time you did something fun user? Or different? Have you considered maybe your just depressed and don't want treatment

lol. seriously man. I hate women my age. I'm not one of those fedora-wearing beta's, either. I'm just done with their bullshit and wish i could find one with similar innocence.

but yeah man mixed feelings. I remember cradling her as a baby.

Im lonely af but my fear of rejection is stronger than my desire to put myself out there. Little by little, im dying inside and becoming bitter.

lol, I have a crappy 22.lr w 5 shot clip.... it jams every couple rounds as well. I'm definitely no prepper, but I will be sure to aquire needed goods quickly should the occasion arise

as for my spree... there is a list..... I have problems.....

but it wont be random assholism at least

I had a shit and there was blood today

I'm at the last stretch of finishing up my summer courses.
I've been doing a little better at enjoying life since I entered college, but it's starting to get hard again lately.
I don't like Summer. It reminds me that I should be out with people more often, but I'm too busy and a little lonely.

Can't wait for the maximum comfiness of late Autumn and Winter.

I think it was just a cut tho

I'm gonna be completely honest. I have a problem with compulsive lying. I'm a bit neurotic. I'm a loser video game addict. I usually pretend to be a law student on the internet so people respect me but i'm actually a sophomore in college. I get jealous of people when they're smarter than me. I have trouble empathizing with others. I fear relationships to the point where I get upset even thinking about them. I have paranoid delusions about being betrayed or exploited by other people on a regular basis. I feel bad being honest. But I'm trying to better myself. I've been going outside more often and exercising a lot. I think i'm improving. I could use some tips if y'all wouldn't mind.

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You can get out of the funk, user. I was the same way all throughout highschool, then I got a job where I was forced to socialize with a lot of people and it brought me out of my shell.

how old are you, btw?

I'm super clingy on the inside but I never show it. I get jealous if my friends talk to other friends more.

Pretty!

>im 14
>ive been raped 3 times
>i like cereal

Damn man. Got that shit end of the stick. Bit to be honest I think you just hate yourself more than you hate the current women of today

:D

>20 years old
>Parents own multi-million dollar company
>I am currently getting paid to look at Sup Forums

MODS MODS MODS

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I masturbate to cartoon peonies

I'm actually almost positive I'm depressed to some degree. Basically if I'm not at work, I just sit at home with my cats and play vidya or watch anime. I'm 26 and it's been 3 years since I had a gf. I have a couple of friends, one I go play paintball with or play vive vr at his house occasionally, but other than that I don't do fun things or interact with others. I'm too afraid to seek any sort of professional opinion and really don't want any of my friends or family to know I feel this way.

I'm a speed reader and history buff with a count of 200-400 pages per hour.
I bake pastries to relieve stress.
Every weekend I play board games with my buddies.
I have a really extensive knowledge of science fiction books.

I play for score on one arcade game

Le edgy underage b& Sup Forumstard

Keep at it, man. A lot of your post reminds me of myself.

Just continue investing a little time into exercising and don't let anything get in your way. It's when you take a break that creates new challenges.

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But user you shouldn't feel inferior.to anyone man.

>ive cooked hotdogs on my engine block
>ive just got back into riding horses
>i owned a 1995 gsxr and rode it when i was 16 illegally for months
>i own a vz61 skorpion

Recommend any good ones?

I only jack it to anal porn, but the thought of.doing it irl grosses me out.

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Funny, I'm the opposite. I jack it to the thought of doing a grill in the butt irl, but anal porn grosses me out.

I have helped fly the world's largest kite

I honestly believe that Kirby Super Star Ultra is a masterpiece.

Cool

Dude your letting shame from others dictate your happiness. You don't see that people superficial views on mental illness is forcing you to lead an unhealthy life

My D.Va Rule 34 folder is larger than the rest of my porn folder, excluding videos.
Pic obviously related

I'm okay at photography.
>pic related

p cool photo, where at

I dont blame you.

It's a chemistry lab at college I live close to. Love the building.

fuck off

Sure thing user. Mix of hard sci-fi and more philosophical stuff here.
Revelation Space
The Sparrow
Canticle for Lebowitz
Destination Void, The Jesus Incident
The Stars My Destination
Blindsight
Rendevouz with Rama
Armor
Ancillary Justice
The Road
Mote in God's Eye
Hyperion
Sprawl Trilogy. Gibson's short stories are also really good.
Use of Weapons
Flowers for Algernon if you want something super depressing.
Book of the New sun

i have many random pics from many sources.... twerent me there tho. lol

interesting

>My mom died 5 years ago and I never fully recovered from it
>I don't want to hang out with my closest friends anymore because they've all become stoners now
>I can't enjoy weed because of previous bad experiences blocking my mind
>My fear of rejection is stronger than my desire to have a relationship and it kills me
>I feel bad writing this all down, knowing other people have it way worse than me and I shouldn't complain

Thanks

I don't feel inferior to anyone. I'm extremely ambitious and jealous of anyone who I think is more successful than I am. I used to use that to motivate myself to do more to make myself look better. I started reading books regularly because some chick I met did it and she's really smart. She pissed me off to the point where I had to cut off contact with her because I felt like I was going to strangle her the next time we crossed paths. She didn't do anything rude to me, she's just from a rich family and she's really smart. I was jealous. My family is dirt poor. I'm smart but not as smart as she is. All I want is success and I think that's my problem. It drives me nuts to see anyone who has figured something out which makes them better before I have.

Is it meant to look phallic or did I just let out a freudian dick?

>book of the new sun

More about me
>i surf also
>huge into street racing
>i took bjj and judo for a couple years
>favorite food is burek like my baka makes, she makes it so good for me
>i could live without electronics but not my guitar
>if i dont play an instrument for a while i develope anger problems
>i drive a 1978 chevy c10 longbed
>about to leave for airforce basic in sept 27

>i am 20
>wanna do something with my life
>hate my father
>love my mother
>currently in love with a girl a 2h drive away
>sometimes thinking about comminting suicide
>sometimes i enjoy life

dont mind me, just making sure peeps see awesome backgnds

Can you remember everything reading that quick? I struggle to remember parts of movies from the day before