Give me an original way to commit suicide

Give me an original way to commit suicide.
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Spray bleach in your veins

Find a nice secluded area to watch the sun rise one last time, and ignite the pile of thermite over your heart

Have a bucket filled with rats, be restrained without movement, place bucket on your chest, heat the bucket really high so the rats will eat through your body to try to escape.

Let a horse penentrate your anus

Winrar! Sorry OP

Piano wire or similar around neck and attach to bridge (preferably over a highway).
Then glue your hands to your head. Jump off bridge.

gg

Bump for interest

Watch zoltan sing

Ho lee shitt

Purchase every item on the tacobell menu, blend all of it up, and pump it up your ass. Make sure before you anally ingest, take a fucking shit load of laxative.

Contract AIDS
Start licking door knobs
???
Profit!!

quints

SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE

He said original user. Not an idea that's been circling for years

Cover yourself in petrol, run into populated area and yell "FLAME ON!" then light a lighter.

Attach helium balloons to handgun, go to secluded field or area, shoot yourself, gun floats away, ???, looks like a murder, profit.

cover your legs in blue paint
chest and arms in white
head painted red
then freeze yourself with a big stick up your arse

Heroin overdose, ull feel great and just go to sleep

Holy shit that's hilarious.

>Dress you up like harambe
>Go to the zoo
>Take a child
>wait till you get shot

That's not original! That used to be an execution method but with the rats on the face!
OP you should guzzle down some isopropyl alcohol and then pop a few chlorine tablets and make yourself a human chlorine bomb

Write about how you think a person you dislike is going to kill you for extra lulz.

me like

Unless they watched that episode of CSI

2 fast 3 furious

This is actually really good

Hey we got the dubs and it's a great method so your move op. Don't let us down

Ask a girl to bite your dick off until you bleed to death

put on black face. drive erratically on the roads and ignore all red lights and stop signs. When a cop pulls you over, get out and squirt him with a water pistol. we'll enjoy the dash cam vid.

Fucking roll

>be black
>go to a police station
>have fun

Nah that's stolen from a movie, KYS you fuckin faggot

rollerino

cauterize asshole closed with hair curler or similar

go on binge eating

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Watch this again and again until you die.

live through many more decades of suffering and die in pain as an old person

Roll for my own idea

reroll

Re-roll

Tie a rope around your dick+balls and jump off a building. Preferably with a big dildo in your ass. Also, strap fragile plastic bottles of bleach and ammonia to you so when you land you contaminate the entire area preventing anyone from cleaning your mess up for hours or even days.

Attach enough balloons on you so you are able to space program

Become the first man to die from sucking so many cocks.

Drown in cum

Paint skin black and protest BLM

Old age, in Cuba.

spaghetti up the pooper, shoot yourself at a proctology exam

Get thoroughly fucked at a bar with some Bros. When your body tells you no, say yes.

catch AIDS by traveling to Zimbabwe/Nigeria/Ethiopia and paying for as much unprotected sex as possible

Skin yourself alive, saturate your body in lemon juice after and go for a walk in lego land

tire iron up the pooper, jump off two floors and land on your asshole

Get married

Roll

THIS

Jump onto a rope, and tie it around a neck, but it must be up high, and you must cut the rope to tie it.

self immolation while holding a sign that says "trans* pride" in a public place in the middle of the day

Hang yourself but upwards

Lol

Rolling for this

Take two piano wires, tie each of them around your wrist and then tie the other ends on a fence of a bridge. Be sure to do this while sitting on a ledge of the bridge fence so you can try to jump off. If you tie the piano wire tight enough, they will cut deeply in your wrist while you're hanging on the fence of the bridge. If you tie them too loosely, the impact from the fall might kill you.

Swallow pound of tanneritethe shoot yourself in the stomach.

Rolling for this

>go to place with desert
>rent a convertible
>get a parachute
>get a brick
>get a chain
>start a high speed chase with cop in said convertible
>drive into desert
>put brick on gas pedal
>have parachute tied around your neck
>have feet chained to car
>let parachute go
>snap neck in process
>suicide achieved
>your body keeps flying around on live tv in all its glory
>until car crashes or cops somehow stop it
>??????
>profit

roll

Very original suicide, underrated as fuck

run into a policestation and yell "allahu akbah"

Rolling

This could work, we are talking about op here

>find the absolute fattest fucking land whale you can
>have her sit on you
>make sure she directs all of her weight right onto your face
>if you don't suffocate quick enough, have her remove all her underwear/pants
>try to create an air tight seal between your lips and her sphincter
>have her eat a ton to greasy mexican food
>wait for it...

Lol and roll

go to a public space, give away free candy and get blown up by a bomb.

most painful one probably

I knew someone was going to post this.

Smear yourself in fried chicken grease and run through the darkie part of town

only way to do it.

For sure, so op would deserve some bonus points?

Suicide bomb the elephant exhibit at your local zoo. Write a long winded manifesto beforehand stating your support for Isis and explaining that packaderms are haram

Kill yourself

they post the most original user, 'bout 2:15 or so... good luck

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well, that is the idea here...

Be the hooker in this story.

skin yourself

Tie a long strand of cheese wire around your neck, tie the other end to a lamp post in a school playground, blue your hands to the side of your head and run away from the lamp post as fast as possible.

Jump the grand canyon in a rocket car.

Best yet, and dubs sooooo...

OP is a faggot

Get in a hot air balloon and just fly straight up until you suffocate or freeze to death.

Rent a Superman costume, and jump off a building.

So people will not know if it was a suicide or if you just really believed.

damn is that you slate

You get another person to kill you.

Many ways to do this!

>go to a park, rape a mans kid
>go to a school pickup, rape a mans kid
>go to a mcdonalds or something, rape a mans kid
>go to a house, rape a mans kid
>go to swimming pool, rape a mans kid
>go to beach, rape a mans kid

dont

Eat your own poop till it kills you.

lol, that's not why we're here

Hang yourself with bungee cord and jump off a really tall building.

stupid sand nigger I don't speak mexican, doesn't count. fuck off.

That's not original at all.

If you want to know pain just love someone you'll never ever have again, trust me you'll die every day.

Eat poop out of public toilets, it will eventually kill you.

Hang yourself from a power line with your arms and tie a metal pole to your foot for grounding

I don't believe eating your own shit can kill you. (Besides the whole malnutrition from only eating shit).
But if he goes to a port-a-potty and dined on a conglomeration of other people's shit...

Hold your breath until you die.