Need ideas for my 5 mile laser

Need ideas for my 5 mile laser.

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make it go five miles user

I can see it as far as I can see.

Go to an airport and start pointing it a jets.

make it go six miles user

I already did that. I've shined it at traffic also. Need something new, original

Make it go 7 miles op!

See how long you can shine it in your eye

Have you tried animals? Cows. That might be fun.

Or go disturb a classroom through their windows.

5 mile dubs
6 mile dubs

Why not make it 8 miles? At least we know Eminem's gonna be in it too.

up to the ass timestamped

Shame on you guys if I am the first one to ask this

TEN MILES

Point it in a school bus driver's eyes

There's a 50 grand minimum fine for this if ya get caught
Just so you know

shove it up ur ass and see if ur colon glows

use it to cut off your tiny foot.

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Ahh... fines are for pussies

i had the top floor at one of my dorms in college with those lasers and shined them on people walking around at night and they FREAKED OUT. they thought they were getting hunted down like coons or something

ductape sniperscope to it.
try blind someone from a mile away.

reroll laser in pooper

no shit.....

Make it blue

What happens if you set up a stationary laser at home pointing into the sky and leave it running 24/7 and a plane or two fly over it and radar tag it? How is it your fault?

OP here. That's a cool idea

Odds are it wont hit anything, the sky is big dude

It's your fault because you're the one that set it up. How can you be this fucking stupid?

>the sky is big
words of wisdom

Proove it was me stupid

No, dipshit, I said pointing into the sky, like at the moon or something. And a plane flies OVER it and blames you even though you never specifically tried to tag the plane.

>set up a stationary laser at home
>at home

OP here, commercial jets at night turn into big green dots at night with this thing

Double dubs

>at home
>fucking stupid

It's called trigonometry.

I found OP
youtube.com/watch?v=SaOhD2r-Y8c

Take it to a brand new movie in theatre and shine it at the screen

Hide in bushes and shine In people houses

Take it to a bar and use it to signal bartender(or to restaurant and signal waitress and show her on the menu with the laser what you want)

More ideas?

>implying intent matters

aim it at a mirror 2.5 miles away.

OP here, nice trips. .... lol they were holding up the liquor bottles.
I know now not to shine it at helicopters

Still the length will be 2.5miles

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Shoot it through different cologne bottles. It may be absorbed and remitted at a different wavelength aka color

If I get clearance to setup a shortwave broadcasting array in my back yard and then assemble a multilaser beacon that fires strait into the sky overhead 24/7, it shouldn't be my fault a pilot flies into it and then calls the cops on me for something that was already set up when they flew over.

I don't understand... if flat earth theory is correct, shouldn't it go an infinite distance? Just your ability to see it fades off

Light is energy. Energy dissipates over distance and turns into radio waves as it degrades. A laser sight's beam degrades significantly faster than a sun's.

>mentioning getting clearance
>adding elements to the argument
>le moving goalposts meme

sir, your understanding of how mirrors work is flawed..

Whoever gave you clearance shouldnt have allowed airlines to direct traffic over that area, or vice versa

I hope aliens find your laser array and rape you

>The sky is big
- user Anonson 2016

Just reported you to the FBI and state police

5mw laser

might as well point it at the sky, its pretty big.

try getting several high powered ones and refracting them on a point using a variable aperture dish (so you can adjust focal point) let the madness fires consume you.