What's the kinkiest shit you've ever done Sup Forums?

What's the kinkiest shit you've ever done Sup Forums?

I like to play with my asshole

I've tried that before. Got some precum out off it but thats all.

Tried to self-suck a number of times. Been able to get my lips around the head and lick on it but never really suck. Jerked it till I came in my mouth a couple times. Instant regret.

fucked a girl while her bf watched. he ended up sucking my cum out of her pussy (i was given no warning)

First time I ever had an orgasm, at the tender age of 11, was into my own mouth because I learnt to self such before I learnt how to masturbate with my hand.

Still makes me kek to this day.

i did the exact same but no regrets, my cum tastes good

i had sex this one time.

>roleplayed as a 30-year old womans father molesting and raping her at age 6

>made a girl put a chilli in her pussy, pinned her labia shut and made her suck my cock as she sobbed and begged to be allowed to stop

>helped a girl fulfill her fantasy of being eaten out by a dog when we were both

Not sure which you think is kinkier.
1. Fucked a MILF up the ass at a party while she 69'd a tranny. People were watching
2. Had a full on bi threesome with a couple that finished with him cumming on her face while I was fucking her and I licked up the cum.

Had the wife kick my balls until I shot a rope of cum up her leg

For like a month when I was 13 I used to wait till everyone went to sleep. Then I'd get a spoon full of peanut butter and sneak up my road (dead end street, lame community and quite small). I'd sneak into a neighbour's back yard where he owned a dog and left it out 100% of the time. I'd let him lick my cock till all the peanut butter was gone and usually jerk him off. But getting to the end I was jerking him till he started spurting then getting under him, putting his tip in my ass and carrying his load and my spoon home with me.

Admitted to my fiancée that I still had a webcam video of my ex. We watched my ex strip and finger herself while I fucked my fiancée doggystyle. She kept calling my ex a slut and degrading her naked body

the former is more kinky, i would say. a bisexual threesome where you perform sex acts with both parties is just bisexuality, and not any specific or combination of kinks beyond that. the first includes gender bending, exhibitionism, sodomy, and group sex. any of which are relatively kinky alone

you lucky fuck

if there was any chance my wife would do that I'd show her my entire collection of exes

I blow myself every two or three days

Good to know. Thanks. Thing is I didn't interact with the tranny, but I see what you're getting at.

It was a gamble. But she started getting into it when I told her about it. She dropped hints saying she wished I still had it. It was so hot seeing my ex exposed like that and knowing how pissed she would be if she knew my fiancée was seeing every inch of her body. My fiancée calls my ex her favorite pornstar

it still requires a degree of intimacy that most heterosexual men, myself included, wouldn't necessarily be comfortable with. i see where you are coming from, and am not trying to levy accusations.

nice 9/10

I used to do it too. But not anymore.

10/10

There's this spot at the front of my asshole/taint. Feelsgoodman

That's either somthing you should take to the grave or a sign that you have a great imagination. either way 13/13

I'm definitely more into women, and have been with trannies, I just wasn't attracted to this one. Maybe that's a kink to explore- sex with people I'm not attracted to just to do it.

My gf used to tie my hands behind me and would jerk me off until I edged at least 10 times. 11th time she'd fuck me with a strapon and I'd only cum from anal.

ITT: shit that never happened

I'll keep that in mind.

bought a dildo before but didn't really enjoy it. the clean up before and after is too much of a hassle. def. not worth.

> But not anymore!

I dress up like a girl and get fucked and love cbt. I just put a ginger root up my ass and went outside to smoke.

real shit dawg

>not deleting all your exes pics once you got engaged
you kinky fuck

The best part is that my ex is professional now, management for a large retailer. But we still use her as a pornstar who spreads her ass cheeks for our entertainment. She can't do anything about it. Her husband won't be able to either.

The first thing I do when I get into a relationship is put all of my ex stuff into a password protected zip file and stick that in a game folder. I also back up everything and stick the drive in my safety deposit box.

Never got caught using this system and I'm going on ten years of pics saved.

Had a MMF threesome with a couple in college. I told them I was open to anything, but I was very inexperienced. At one point, he got up to get water. I was at the edge of the bed eating out his gf when he returned and started humping me from behind - rubbing his cock on my asscrack and kissing/biting my shoulder. He whispered, "Can I go inside you?", and I just said "yeah". I wasn't even sure it was what I wanted, but it was the heat of the moment. I've always been thankful for the fact that he had surgical lube, because I didn't even notice he'd started until he was balls-deep in me. He fucked me hard at first and came pretty quickly, but stayed hard. He did me slow for a while, I was practically pissing precum. His wife moved down so that I slid into her, and he started hitting my prostate. I had the most intense orgasm of my life and damn-near passed out. I actually went deaf for about ten seconds, my vision was all white, and I just couldn't focus on anything except the feeling of my cock pumping.

To this day, I've never cum that hard again. I've tried toys, and I even let another guy fuck me, but I've never cum from either.

With almost every girl I've had sex with (3 out of 4), I've "accidentally" put my dick in their ass.

Basically, I insist on using lube, then start fucking them from behind. Then I pull back just a little to far and slam it into their ass as quickly and as far as I can before they lunge away.

They are always pissed but always end up believing me that it was an accident.

I really hate it about myself, but I truly love and get off on the pain I'm causing them. From what a few of them have told me, it hurts like hell and stays sore for a day or two.

And yes, I know I'm a shitbag for this.

DM:HA

Don't know what that means.

That never happened. Why are you lying on the internet bro?

Doesn't matter:had anal

Doesn't matter: had anal

idfc that was fucking hot

Sounds fucking hot man.

Do the same thing next time but while your nutting so you can get some creampie into both holes.

fisted a woman while fucking her anally + hitachi on her clit.

Let my then gf fuck me with a strap on while i wore her underwear. Was pretty cool. Couldnt do it long tho

>guys turn into Batman when it comes to hiding porn
I go through some extraordinary lengths myself, user. If I could hide shit on the moon, I might.

Never been a bottom, but if that had happened to me I might get hooked on it.

>mfw my face when Sup Forums is full of faggots

Constantly masturbate to my daughter

Huh, actually never thought of that. Might try it if/when a girl lets me go bareback.

>checked.
Who's idea was all of that?

I probably would too, if I had a daughter and she looked like that.

Also, how kinky would it be if you gave strangers on the internet some pics of her to masturbate to. Just saying...

Please cum to her

got into my sister in laws tablet and took a pic of my cock. moved it to screenshots and waited. few months later wife gets pic and asks my why my dick is on her sisters tablet. told her and she thinks its hot. doesnt say anything.

another few months go by, get a hold of my sister in laws table again, this time take pic of cock in wifes pussy. shes still confused as hell.

I took xtc and dressed up like a slut for a cam show. A trap dommed the hell outta me and made me do all sorts of kinky shit. I called her mommy and 'she' rubbed ice on my nipples and belly, fucked me with a flint and peed all over me in the tub.
It was epic.

Do it. It takes them forever to get all the cum out of their asshole.

I'd say the kinkiest thing is playing with a fleshlight and sticking a vibe at the end

seen her tits?

I fisted some old gay guys ass

Layin' it on pretty thick aren't ya?

I know her, and wher that was taken.

Holy fuck I got you dox ! Lol

got fucked with a strap on by my fwb and consistently wear girls underwear on a daily basis.

you should tell his daughter

Were you recreating a past experience of hers?

I really hope that my daughters looks don't beat my wifes because I might have to have therapy. Which I would recommend for you as well.

Get autism

Makes me feel good about myself!

But seriously, I was actually somewhat attractive ten years ago and had some adventures. If you ever left your bedroom and took some chances, you might have a few unbelievable stories under your belt too. Go play the game.

Post pics if not samefag

Cactus cactus!

fan

Her idea. Once we were just laying there she started jerking me off and ran her other hand down my ass crack and slipped a finger in. This was after she'd mentioned the idea. Never had another chick do it most because i havent met any girls i really trust that much.

When my ex and I would visit her mother for holidays I would always jack it to her moms breast exam reminder thing in the shower.

Post something sexy and I'll tribute her for you. These ain't doing it for me.

Yes. They're gorgeous.

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I once fell asleep while getting a blowjob, which I think means I was raped?

I used to date/fuck this prim and proper rich educated biologist and tell her how much better all of my ex's were than her in graphic detail. She insisted on knowing what they smelled/tasted like, if they shaved, what positions they liked, where they wanted cum, etc etc. She even wanted me to get back in contact with this hot blonde I dated and ask her to be my GF again so she could suck her juices off of me and maybe blindfold her to trick her into letting her eat her out. Weird, but hot

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MOAT

nice trips

jesus. I cant even remember half the stuff.

Cathetered one ex, drank her piss straight out of her before transferring it to her mouth to make her swallow it, fucked her with the catheter in, so it squirted over her each thrust.

gagged her and dripped hot wax on her.

mummified her in pallet wrap, with a vibrator between her thighs, when it got close to her just about to come, covered the breathing tube.

fist-fucked one GF, while she was on her period... just as well the police didnt walk in there right after we'd finshed that...

been fist-fucked myself too.

plenty of other stuff.

When I was 16 I caught my bfs little brother jerking off in their bathroom with my panties. I was a little mad but it was also awkward so I ran out and said ugh just give them back when your done. Less than two minutes later he comes out bright red holding my panties. Before I take them back I tell him that taking my things to do this is not ok. He looks up at me with the most innocent pleading face and said but user(my bf) said I could. I was really mad and felt a little betrayed but as I looked at the obviously terrified boy in front of me I told him user was wrong to do that but that's not your fault. I asked for my panties back and said we never had to bring it up again. I had calmed down a lot and was even losing anger for my bf they are boys after all. But then I look at favorite thong. It is absolutely soaked in cum. Like every inch of fabric was stained and wet with a HUGE glob concentrated in the crotch. Now I was mad again so I get an idea. I go back to my bfs room and slide into bed where he's taking a nap and start undoing his pants. He wakes up and asks what I'm doing. I say I want to play with your dick. You gonna stop me. He smiles and lays back down with his eyes closed. I pick up my now unsuseable panties and coat my hand with the present his brother left in them. I then jerk him off with his brothers cum. I was gonna tell him but I was satisfied with the act so I never did. Also before I washed my hands I sniffed and tasted the mixed cum to see if it was different than his by itself. It was.

weirdly no, she wasn't molested as a kid. orphan raised by relatives.

No you don't

here ya go

i'm a plumber and i jack off in almost every bathroom i work on. sometimes i film it

Who's idea? Also green text if able

> Cucked a 40 y/o guy, by fucking his 19-y/o 10/10 girl, while he was giving me poppers to snort.

or
> Double teamed a girl with a tranny.
or
> Choked a girl until she passed out, while going Donkey Kong on her from behind ?

maybe fucking a 50 year old married woman during an orgy?

fuck it, you decide.

God damn turd hurder

more of an installer than a pooberg destroyer

I had an ex piss all over me as I masturbated. She was super into it.
6/10 might do again

>killed my mom

Jacked off into a piece of bread and threw it in a duck pond. Kinda bestiality.

That's pretty interesting though, Hvac fag myself. Is it the thrill of getting caught or what?

both our ideas. she'd discovered she was into DD/lg, I'd been into that and some humiliation/rape roleplay/etc stuff for a while, we were both into the idea.

cant greentext the whole thing right now, but it happend a bunch of times - shower, bed at night, and playing ages 6 to 16. one time I fucked another girl in her bed while she pretended to be a little girl peeking in from the hall way. all kinds of shit.

She was pretty crazy though.

You got a keeper

pretty much

Fucking a girl with my roomate!
He was real embarassed after idk why, but i kept bringing it up to him
cause i thought it was the coolest thing ever! We arent friends anymore...

ever been caught... testing the pipes?
sorry I couldn't think of a better pun