My wife doesn't like anal sex. Wat do?

My wife doesn't like anal sex. Wat do?

fuck her in the ass anyway, of course

either not the butt or raep... your choice.

wait till your birthday like all the other married couples

rape

get over it. it will make her asshole look weird anyway.

This is now a gets thread

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Oh look, a great big bucket of fail.

this is now a gets thread
fuck op and his anal sexless marriage

fuck op to solve his anal sexless marriage.

Top kek

Show us her tits, faggot

stick it in your girlfriend's ass then

what's the problem?

/thread

user has the right idea
get fucked in the ass OP to show your wife there isn't anything to dislike
also, check em

Well if it's just a matter of cumming inside just tell her to suck it up and take it in the ass.

Otherwise, can't really blame her.

Divorce

Get a new wife duh, yours is obviously defective.

Probably doesn't even have a feminine penis. What a faggot.

She offered that but it doesnt feel right knowing she doesn't like it.

Nigger you have to get her accustomed to it.

If a girl doesn't like the anal sex you're giving you're going too fast and not lubing enough.

I'm about to dump my girl cuz she won't even TRY anal.

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Quad 4s and OP gets shit on his dick tonight!

harsh brutal anal rape......

What, it doesn't feel like your dick in an ass? Fuck her like, you're there to pound pooper.

Have Intercourse in the missionary position or the sole purpose of procreation.

Solved

SATAN COMMANDS IT

It's very simple OP.
See, relationships are about compromise, so if you want to fuck her ass, you have to show that you're willing to get your ass fucked.
Go out and buy a strap on dildo for her, and let her ram that anus

Make sure to cry a lot and apologize for being so inconsiderate in the past.

Reroll

When does anal stop being fun?
When she starts to like it.

Fuck her right in the pussy.

Get

2 pair means op gets dick in his shit tonight

No means Yes.

he's done it