Would committing suicide by driving into Area 51 be a good or bad idea?

Would committing suicide by driving into Area 51 be a good or bad idea?

Yes.
You should be live streaming it while you do it, dummy.

do it user, that would be sick. and stream it with a hotspot or something.

Agreed

Depends. If you got nothing to lose, would shoot yourself with a gun anyway and got a car and fuel you should do it. I mean, the worst thing that could happen is that they use you for experiments.

Yes tell me if you find an alien

Tell guards you want to die. Say last wish is to know the truth and then you we willing be executed.
Maybe get to see if area 51 really has aliens or what the hell ever before you go out.

Do it.
Best case, you get shot and die
Worst case, you become an experiment

Write TRUMP 2016 on your car and shirt

Media will cover you no doubt about it.

This. Also plant a listening device in your ear and say what you see at the last second. Ofc, maximum trolling capability at this point as well. Go out in this world as you were born - a troll.

Gold Olympic gold for sure

You'd get a .50 BMG round in your head before you got even really close to it. Plus there's hidden mines laying around. Plus ground sensors

How would YOU know???

Do you work there????

Bumping for potential

The MIB are on the way better kill yourself now......

Bad bait is bad

livestream it for the sake of humanity

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My dad works there. AMA.
> inb4 autism

lmao beautiful

ARE "AYY LMAOS" REAL!?!?!?!?!??????!!!

Does your dad fuck aliens?

you can't get a streaming nowhere near Area 51 fagget

The thought police will get you before you even go in.

Except you wouldn't be committing suicide user

really whose dad doesn't?

this

Did someone say Aliums?

Yes.
Yes.

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Walking into a deth trap on purpose is suicide

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this is dumb
I will fight you

Just wait my dude.

You would get shot before going within miles of the actual place

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Area 51 employee here, (refer to dubs) and can spill the beans on a few things. Aliens are real and they will attack earth in November. Hillary was a faulty alien the entire time.

except they would keep you alive

for a long time

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Dunno. But it would be really nice to know if theres any "truth" I dont know about. Its annoying formulating opinions on life and the universe when there are maybes floating around.

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I said stop it
this is a man's thread
you are a faggot

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I don't care what goes on within area 51, i'd be more interested to see the actual place

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U is gay

>deathmatch
>alien vs reptillian
who whin and y

do you always serve fresh fries, even when it's a hella rush?

STOP SPAMMING THIS THREAD WITH YOUR AUTISTIC FAGGOT BULLSHIT GODDAMMIT

shoot trump, you'll make an indelible mark in history? You want to be remembered, don't you?

enjoy your visit from the Secret Service user

You have to be retarded to think the government would not have an EMP field that would destroy any unauthorized frequencies.

nah, im behind seven proxies

no John

we know exactly where you live

What the Fuck.......

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don't leave town
the Interview will last about an hour
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DESTROY EVIDENCE JOHN

>A good idea or a bad idea?
>Yes.

I think its pretty good.
user continue

i think i need to sit down and rethink my entire life

he is right. if you drive past any of the gates or borders you are a fucking dead-man. they shoot first and ask questions last.

Hello I am from the Area 51 Candlejack Project.

Ask me a

>you are a fucking dead-man.

I wouldn't be so sure about that

There is nothing there, you insufferable prick. If you want to really see shit, come to Wright Pat here in Dayton, Ohio.

area 51's been retired for decades, the only reason they still make it seem like an active "military aircraft testing site" is to keep retards like op preoccupied rather than searching for modern hidden bases. that being said, if you want to die but still want to see some of Area 51, hike up the nearby mountains surrounding Groom Lake, bring high powered binoculars and ignore their warnings (there are supposedly speakers planted in the ground so they can broadcast to those who are actually lost not to turn around). they'll definitely kill you then. also, there's plenty of stories (true or untrue) about people who unknowingly ventured too close/ didn't heed warnings and were nearly obliterated by mines and government Apaches

Best idea ever stream it

It's not "retired" else they wouldn't be wasting millions on a defense perimeter.


That area of the country is already established for alien craft landings. They don't need "modern hidden bases."

>set up cameras
>put rocks around camera that emit super amounts of rads
>Fucks everyone who goes near it with DNA splicing gamma
>area 51 thinks OMG RADS LIKE TUNGUSKA MUST BE ALIENZ
>speed into main gates while they're occupied getting fucked by rads
>record hangars and AYYLMAOs
>???
>profit

They wont kill you you will just get arrested.

>>???

masturbate furiously

>vote trump
>get trump to tell entire USA what's at area 51
>"wewlad gotta kill you now that you all know"
>mfw trump nukes entire usa

>mfw trump nukes entire usa

maybe that's what he meant by tax cuts for everyone

Even in the early 90's, the last time they had anything there worth seeing, you'd be shot or apprehended miles before you saw anything resembling a gate or an entrance.

Nowadays, the perimeter had expanded out even further. You have no chance.

Tell them you have valuable information for the Base Commander's ears alone.

> (You)
>>mfw trump nukes entire usa
>maybe that's what he meant by tax cuts for everyone

>tax cuts really mean cutting down on government spending
>major USA money siphon is defense
>trump cuts down on military (unlikely, I know)
>Russia, Koria, vaChina, and Taliban invade USA
>eventually find out what's at area 51
>tfw can't unsee
>retreat to Mars
>never come back to Earth
>mfw aliens saved USA from its biggest enemies

>can't unsee
pic related

more like can't see

fuck

Give me a damn break. Of all the bases I have been stationed on, Wright is the fucking least Area 51 like. At least on Kadena you would sometimes drive behind trucks going 1mph that said "caution, nuclear material". That shit was probably aliens.

They won't kill you, they'll detain, debrief and then release you to the police. Charged with trespassing is the worst that will happen to you

Fuck you guys I'm out