Just stole some money from my parents what should I do with it?

Just stole some money from my parents what should I do with it?

you could make $20 so fast if you weren't underage

Spend on an escort off back page.

Buy some tequila.

Get it back you nigger.

>parents

>only stole 30 dollars

fucking put it back... it's like $30 and they already pay for your lazy ass to live. Show them some fucking respect faggot

Your mother genuinely cares about you.

bet it all on 00
win over 1 grand

Buy condoms and cucumbers

steal from the people who raised you up and let you live for free, use the computer/phone they bought you, and the internet they pay for

are you like 16

Buy any object >30 dollars. Market object as "organic", sell for double the price. Buy more product, sell more product. Become whole foods.

Why would I want condoms I don't have a dick lol

Buy some rope, hang yourself

Thats what cucumbers are for

Buy a rope and hang yourself because you're a piece of shit

Buy onions with all the money

Implying op is older than 12

this

drugs

Sit down on the ground naked, set the money down in front of you, wait for your parents to come home, when they walk in the door set the money on fire while screaming "Can't stump the trump!"

you edgy fuck

this is always the answer.

Timestamp with wad in ass

This is what I just got TODAY haha nigga stfu thats like 40 dlls lmao

Invest it all in an S&P 500 index tracker fund and collect compound interest

Fake money

This

Show us your tits, op

you fucking stole it nigger hand

spend it steal more wtf ever dude you stole something ur rents worked for GOOF JOB ON STEALING FROM FAMILY.

this

also way to be a ninner aka a sinner aka a nigger.

the fuck? is that just ink on plastic?

dont tell him hes a stranger. eh?

Put it back.
>Don't be a faggot OP

Gotcha eh bud. That stranger needs to get oot and aboot more eh?

>$30
What the fuck I don't even have anything less than $50 bills in my wallet. Fuck off underage b&

Eat it.

Always carry a bill lower than 50. Always.

Why would I? It's a waste of wallet space.

>stole money from my parents
>show 30 $
Are you really that retarded to dirt your hands for fucking 30$ to betray your parents trust for fucking 30$
I can't believe this shit if this is legit you're everything wrong in the world use that money to buy clorox and fucking kill yourself faggot

You got a tiny wallet.

put away monopoly and get good at scrabble

buy some cocaine or other drugs. use them too.

Op, where you at with showing your fucking tits?

invest in gold

get a prepaid card and get a uber and get a fucking job and stop being a lazy shit

change it into pesos and put it back.
maintain your innocence until the day you die.
they will think early onset Alzheimers

Wipe your ass with it and put it back