Tell me your secrets, Sup Forums

Tell me your secrets, Sup Forums.

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way to samefag m8

>momfinger carfriend

I eat my booger

I wanna die. But I've fucked up killing myself a few times. I wanna date another homo longer than a month. I hate my body but not motivated enough to change anything. I'm tired of being lonely. I don't know what I wanna do with my life except die.

In about two weeks I am going to go down to Sandusky, Oh to hang out with some friends. My wife is OK with it. While there i plan on meeting up with this girl that i used to have a thing for and she had a thing for me too. If something happens between us, I'm not going to stop it.

I don't know if it helps, but you should consider doing things slowly and steps by steps. Do consider going to a psy

I know you're someone I know in real life and are just baiting me into admitting embarrassing shit about myself you fucking faggot.

shut up dave, this isn't about you

i sucked a homeless guy off when i was 14

I fucked that fat girl that everyone hated in my crew and used my friend mom's panties to masturbate

There's this guy that keeps posting pictures of this chick. I think I'm about as obsessed with her as that dude.

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I really, really want to lick these girls.

do you know who she is?

Not really, just a name.

what is it?

Do YOU know who she is?

i make 4k a month online but my life sux

when I was a kid I found poloroid photos of my mum and dad fucking and sucking.

I have sex with my 13 year old girlfriend and i love her.

Im 25

I funpost a lot

Jordan.

your post and post number have something in common.
pussy ass attempts at a potentially good thing

Okay, how are people doing this? What's the secret?

lmao

pics or lion

ikr

I really really wish my girlfriend would start smoking. It's like, the most gorgeous thing in the universe to me.

Yeah, I know, shush.

Pic related, looks 85% like her

whats ur secret, my cousin will be 14 in a year

Exact opposite here, but to each their own.

more? plz share a story

that one day... i looked up "sexy butts" on the internet and got so aroused that i touched my penis several times.

haven't told anyone until now
please don't judge me :

I'm a committed relationship with a girl, but I'm like 80% gay and constantly cheat on her with random guys I find over the internet.

You fucking 69-getting monster.

I want my crazy crack head ex back.

Is she done yet?

Yeah man, I getcha.
I mean, intellectually I know it's a bad idea and shouldn't be allowed to happen, but my dick disagrees. Kinks are like that.

pic like her somewhat as well

She says she is. She's 3 hours away, hard to verify.

Twin dubs.

Are you aware Lisa and Lena are 14?

Im a unicorn but nobody know it

even better

Too old.

I'd lick 'em too. Hot damn.

I am a snitch to the cops

I comitted the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

Post horn

I have a crush on my friend, but her 7yr old daughter keeps spreading her legs or bouncing up and down on my lap. Not sure how to feels . . .

Details?

I'm fucking my best friend's wife about 3x a week. I have no idea how it got this serious and I don't know what I should do.

I was down on whores back then.

Is that girl whose older brother still spanks her even though she's 26 here again tonight?

Yes im here

Figure out what you're gonna do yet?

I have a crush on my friend and it isn't the first time I've had a thing for her. It gets worse as she's the only friend I've really talked to and hung out with since we graduated 2 months ago.The worst part is I have girls that have crushes on me but I honestly don't really give a fuck about them other than to flirt and shit.

Wat do?

Have sex with a 12 year old girl. It makes everything feel better

One of the girls that has a crush on me is 16 but looks like shes 14 (still has a body tho)
Is that good enough?
But for now i think I'll just go jerk off
Also nice dubs

i come into these threads and make shit up for the lulz.

i also had sex with a 12 year old when i was 25. i still get off to the memories.

When I lived in singapore I tried to fuck a girl of every race. Fucked a malay, a few chinese, one indian, a few filipinas and an arab girl. Muslim girls are the best btw

A coke head would let me fuck her if i bought her coke. We would have coked out sex. Everyone should try it.

NICELY

I have an extreme sexual desire for my aunt. I want to have her with her knees pinned to the sides of her head

getting paid or for time off down the road?

did it. was a russian girl i met. she was kind of hippyish. fucked her in the ass in the shower. pretty solid.

Dying is so boring though.

I want to play my Xbox live games but I can't afford to buy a subscription to gold

and I also have a kik and snapchat no one knows about in my family
Kik: jameshernandez654
snapchat: jamesloli

oh shit what up I remember you

I never showed anyone the webcam vid of my ex until I showed my fiancée. I finally admitted to my fiancée that I had one and was shocked when she wanted to see it. I fucked her doggystyle while we both watched my ex strip and play. It made me hard as diamonds especially knowing how pissed and humiliated my ex would be. My fiancée calls my ex her favorite pornstar

thats pretty fucking hot. sounds like your fiancee has a bit of cuck in her

I play minecraft

Nicely

I like reaction vids

I have a growing obsession with my sister. I smell and masturbate with her panties, I wear them while i jack off because it turns me on to know she'll be wearing them after what i did. she walks around the house wearing those extra short basketball shorts and a tight tank top with no bra.I also cum on her toothbrush.

>pic related:her

I fucked my stepmom nbcnews.com/id/29658353/ns/dateline_nbc-crime_reports/t/deadly-dreams/#.V6m4nJgrL1s

fucked a prostitute. Tightest pussy ever.

Maybe. One of the best parts is my ex is a professional now working in management for a large retailer. But we still use her as porn and watch her spread those legs. There is nothing that she or her future husband can do about it

>Tightest pussy ever.

was she 10 years old?

>kek

interesting. Maybe she uses a tightener?

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She was asian.

me wearing her panties while I was fapping

I'm a mentally ill pervert since I began to see lots of shit on the internet (about highschool time). Since then I imagine many scenarios.
One of them is like where I'm a slave of my crush and I always have to lick her sweaty feet after sports and eat her shit straight from her asshole.

And that's just 1 scenario of 15 that I fap to

I have small piece of pencil stuck in my asshole. It's very far up there. It doesnt chance my life at all so wont bother geting it out.

I cum in this bitches coffee every time she comes round.

Paul, is that you?

know that one time as kids when i said: no i didn't drink your juice, Jaicy did! and Jaicy was your friend and you accused her of drinking your juice? you became enemies and you even hit her once!
guess what? It was me

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Every man cums in a girls drink/food at least once in their lives.

I came in a friends bra a few times. Was super into her, a bit chubby, but a husky voice and pretty eyes, she just wasn't into me (read: whore for everyone but me)
>inb4 cuck

did you wash it after? Or just keep it and use it as a cumrag?

After years of trap threads I eventually decided to visit a shemale escort. The plan was to fuck her and have her fuck me. I ejaculated as soon as she touched my cock and I left in shame immediately.

I missed this. What's going on?

hell yeah

They're called kegels you fucking twat

I learnt that in korea people start life at ''1'' instead of '0', so technically everyone is one year younger...
Would never have fucked that girl if i knew she was 9

Collected nudes of every girl in my class who has ever sent nudes. (Not posting them here cause underage) I'm a girl and I did it for blackmail. I'm not a nice person.

I feel you man. I sneak into my sisters room when she's passed out.