Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

Other urls found in this thread:

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15482445
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

this

>tfw no bf

now kiss

I doubt that is a girl tbqhedgjtgnmf

Don't assume xir gender shitlord.

is correct. I'm not a girl.

>tfw no friends

COME TO BRAZIL

won't I get mugged?

>tfw you meet the perfect girl
>tfw she has a boyfriend
:'-(

>tfw trying to not care about it
>tfw awkward as fuck when talking to girls

...

>speak to qt
>try not to act awkward
>act like a smug cunt instead
fuck

>tfw you meet the perfect girl in college
>tfw she's about 5 years older than you and doesn't want to date you because you're "just too young"
>tfw you try to tell her that age shouldn't matter but you know it's not gonna make a difference, she won't listen anyway

>tfw five months and one mental breakdown after meeting this girl you go on a date with a different girl
>tfw you have more in common with this girl than the previous one
>tfw you have slight feelings for her
>tfw you still can't shake your desire for other girl despite this

Why bros? ;_;

normie out re

oh boy is it 2012 again?

>dubs and everyone in this thread gets a gf in 2017

>tfw to cool to have a gf

Trips confirm, too cool for school
Keep it chill my dude B^)

im glad im not alone on this
>girl tells me she listens to dubstep
>immediately assume she means skrillex and go "haha yeah, i used to like that kind of stuff but not anymore"
>conversation dies
i hate myself sometimes

But I want a bf

It's ok, you tried...

yet you succeded

you misspelled '' shot ''

I just got a gf, feel good man

>tbqhedgjtgnmf
to be quite honest, every damn girl just touched grandma's nudie meat flaps?

Talk about what you listened to, ask what she listens to instead of assuming, talk about a dubstep song you like and ask her what she thinks of it.

Then move on you retard
Then be more social and stop mouthbreathing you retard
same as above
you are completely stupid if you keep thinking like this

Everything has a fix but you people are too preoccupied with self-loathing you bunch of fucking faggots

I can't you believe you fucking faggots are still wishing you had a girlfriend when there's guys all around you who would love to swallow your cum

kill yourself my man

are you saying you want to swallow my cum, user-kun?

kill yourself my man

i realised this like an hour afterwards, for whatever reason though in that specific moment i had decided i had worked this girls entire music taste out from that one comment

gotta make mistakes to learn i guess

You can't have a child with another dude though. Nor do they smell good. They're not even hot. And they don't help with my mommy issues. I just want to cuddle a girl and I want to kill myself knowing that's it's not possible because of how I look and the type of personality I have.

>tfw in love with a girl and she says I love you but you know she doesn't really

Real talk, wallowing is overrated

Every day senpai

Smells are all artificial these days, children are overrated (and you can always buy children) and they help with your daddy issues seeing as your dad most definitely is disappointed every time he thinks of you.

kill yourself my man

>tfw oneitis
this is autism right?

>Being heterosexual in 2016
Yeah okay grandpa

kill yourself my man

if you are past 14, maybe

Kill yourself my man

I am 26 and have been obsessed with one woman for just over a year now.

In no way I was threatening you. I don't know why you're pissed off. Overrated or not I, one day, want to have a child that has my DNA and the DNA of someone I love. You just can't do that with another man. I don't have daddy issues, my dad was always there for me. My mom died, that's why I have mommy issues.

kill yourself my man

>it's easy for me so it's easy for everyone else

How is it being a egocentric fuck?

I remember laughing at these threads back in 2012 thinking you were all pussies
A couple years on I've come to learn just how fucking real this feel actually is
Anyone have a similar experience?

I know that feel man ;-;

do you have contact with other women besides her? And I mean meaningful contact

>Having a child in 2016
What does it feel like to simultaneously be selfish as fuck and fiscally autistic?
Also men naturally do smell better and look better than women. The only reason women are perceived as more attracive is because of cosmetics.

>tfw no gf and no bf either

>tfw no friends into the same type of music as you are
this is true suffering. im playing in a shitty metalcore band and constantly having to listen to whiny metalfags go on with their shitty jared dines memes. why the fuck do all metal fans seem to have the mentality of a 12 year old btw

I am not pissed off, I don't know where you got that from, I just think people who are too rigid in their sexuality need to lighten up. It's not like you can't have some guy help you rebuild yourself instead of suicide and then go from there.

You literally said you wanted to kill yourself because you can't get a girl, so try something else. You clearly don't value your life anyway. Neither of my parents were there for me and it's biologically impossible for me to have kids even though I want them but I also no adopting any would be selfish because I'm not fit to be a parent and I'd never pass on my DNA because my parents were shit.

metal fans usually don't understand art conceptually so they just have awful taste in everything

Me too. Earlier this year, my first ever gf dumped me for someone else. It hit me like nothing else before. I truly felt I was walking on hell. And I used to believe that I could handle all those feels if I ever got to feel them. Man, was I wrong...

Dude, having a child is not a fucking trend. It's a biological thing. It's not because a couple of comedians made jokes about it that you shouldn't have one.

>Also men naturally do smell better and look better than women.

Look, it's not because you're gay that everyone has to be. Seriously, get out of your head.

>Jared dines
I know this meme and it makes me cringe.

Just start a one man project, it's easy AF if you're a competent musician.

kill yourself my man

>Just start a one man project
i wish that was possible with jazz desu

Having a child is actually fucking retarded dude. Kids suck ass and cost a lot of money and you're the type of nigga to succumb to his basal instincts instead of logic if you disagree.

>kill yourself because you can't get a girl, so try something else.

Do you know what sexual orientation is? Apparently not. That's what too much porn does to someone. Quit porn for a while, you'll see.

>tfw 28 and no gf ever
>tfw there will be no Christmas gf
>tfw depression

Man I haven't even had a gf or been through a breakup yet
It's weird to think of all the pain that lies ahead

I mean it is, just layer the instruments on a recording software and then score all of the music for actual good musicians.

>yes goy children will ruin your life
you cunts ain't even getting a (you)

i feel u here.

It's been proven that sexuality is a changing spectrum, anyone who says that they're 100% gay or 100% straight is lying to themselves because "muh social norms" or they have some trauma associated with one of the sexes.

I have the money for it. It'd be tight but I think I could make it. It's not a base instinct, I've thought about it for a while you know.

i dont even want sex, i just want to not feel alone every fucking minute of every day.

>women with bad skin are not qt as fuck
gay.

I just don't like kids. Isn't that a good enough reason to not have kids? They annoy the shit out of me.

This.

Also, I'm sorry you've gotten so upset, I was just trying to help you out. Personally, I grew out of believing I needed some partner to complete me. My life often sucks, but not having a romantic partner is not why. I'm sure you have plenty of other problems yourself, you are not ready for a relationship anyway.

Yes it's a spectrum but it changes depending on your environment. There's tons of hot girls where I work, there's no way I'm gonna love a guy if I'm surrounded by women. If I was in prison this would be a another thing.

iktf

Yes. Kids are for cucks.

Cosmetics does not just mean skin, it means hiding your face, eyes, eyebrows and mouth under makeup to mask how shitty you actually look.

Good, you just gave up the argument.

I did the whole no gf feel sorry for me thing for a couple years. It's a pretty empty feeling and it hurts, but then I realized it's not really worth being upset about all the time.

I'm 26 now and I don't really care that much anymore. Right now just focusing on self-improvement. Women come and go. I cycle through 1-2 a year and I'm ugly as sin, quit being pussies.

>meet girl
>she's funny, actually enjoy talking to her
>turns out she's a lesbian
why

>The only reason women are perceived as more attracive is because of cosmetics.

I actually find women with no makeup more attractive.

even without makeup they're qt. it's a meme to say that women without makeup are horrible looking

this a genuine fear, they can be dicked straight, r-right?

...

>she's funny

You should have known from the start.

Women on average look much worse than men bro, it's a fact okay don't argue with facts. If most men cared about their appearance as much as women the human race would die out because heterosexuality would cease to exist.

>I don't really care that much anymore
>I cycle through 1-2 a year

That's why you don't care that much anymore. Imagine if you had none.

It wasn't an argument, it was you being a cunt and me getting tired of it.

I'M DUMB

hahaha yea right

but some people say
"beter to have loved and have lost than have never loved at all"


cannot confirm

SHE'S A LESBIAN

>tfw can get girls numbers with next to no effort
>tfw can't bring myself to ever text them

Cut off your penis and you can be with her. It's what all that autogynephiles in do

this but unironically

HOLY SHIT FUCKING SAME

>just want somebody to spend my time with
>haven't met anybody single and worth my time in over a year
>don't want to using dating sites

i just get so bored on my own

fun fact: even "lesbians" are still turned on by men, they just choose to be with women instead

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15482445

I have no idea how that's possible. Like I said I'm one ugly motherfucker, half-shit skinned, bad teeth, socially awkward. Only thing I have going for me is I have a decent build and I'm 6'4".

All you have to do is talk to them and not be a pussy. There are SO MANY insecure women out there - it's easy.