What does blowjobs feel like...

What does blowjobs feel like? Any way to tell if a girl will be good at it before she actually has your dick in her mouth?

>Any way to tell if a girl will be good at it before she actually has your dick in her mouth?
If she's sucked other dicks before yours
Now fuck off you teenage retard

Damn, so the only way to know is if she's a slut?

She looks like fish.

My gf has no fucking clue what she's doing, so I wouldn't know. She can have it in her mouth for like five minutes and nothing happen. (I get off in about two minutes in her ass)

That sounds pretty bad but at least you get to put it in her asshole.

fap>blowjobs

tongue swirling goodness

Does it matter? Just tell her how you like it and she'll improve.
I swear to God, people who bitch about bad sex are just too scared to give directions...

Have her suck on your finger before hand. Helps if she's kinky.

Virgin detected

tell her they feel good.

Think like fucking someone, but you feel her teeth if you go too deep.

Good lord this place is full of beta males.

If you can't tell a woman what you like, or how you like it, you have zero business being with one.

>Anal sex > Blowjobs

I feel you brother..

Blowjobs aren't that special. I fucking love it though once you came, than it's fucking good. Otherwise no.

Not sure but I sucked mine it doesn't feel that great

Or if you found a bitch who doesn't know what she's doing. The only thing you should hit going too deep is her throat

That's because you suck at it

>hue

Depends on the bj... even with the same person, some feel nice, some feel weird, some feel awesome...

> First time i had sex, it was with a girl i dreamed of for months, we were on my couch and she started to suck my dick and even if she was by far the best sucker i met in my life (deepthroating easily, never felt machanical in her moves, always smooth, feeling all my sweet spots all the time with her tongue)

she's still the only one that could made me cum by just sucking my cock for few minutes.

> As soon as she started sucking my dick the first time, not knowing what it felt like, I was afraid to come instantly, but i remembered saying to myself,
"is that it?!? kinda disappointing..."

Still think a pussy is the sweetest feeling. But bj for me is more on what around (fucking her face, getting balls licked,.. ) than the feeling of it alone. although deepthroat when you feel your dickhead tight is pretty amazing and can make you cum fast.

bj is kinda overated in a sense...

I can tell she has done it before. She was really good at it, but I don't go off for it, neither when I'm fucking her.

So I guess, fap>sex

Underrated

Do you know how I know you're a virgin?

>swear to God, people who bitch about bad sex are just too scared to give directions
This! I'm always instructing my fwb to do things better

It took 25 mins for my first bj to get me off, best and worst thing ever

from my experiences with bj's is it all depends on if the girl/ guy enjoys giving them. if they enjoy it they will make it interesting for them and for you if they dont enjoy it it will still feel alright just not nearly as good. you can pretty much tell right away when a girl goes down on you if they enjoy giving head or not

You need to stop fapping

It's not easy, I'm single now

Fap way less, and with less of a deathgrip

Agree. I had a fresh virgin, she never sucked a dick or took one inside her. Trained her to my liking, to this day she is the best fuck and best cock sucker i ever ran into.

You're circumjewed aren't you?

How to train a willing bitch to suck dick better?

You fucking tell her what you like and want her to do

Nope ;)

Yeah, but like, what if she's stupid

get a fucking spine and tell her what you like, and maybe she likes the same things.

If she's too stupid to understand what you like, then she's too young. How old is she?

Or get a gf, that would solve a hell of a lot

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You live in Pakistan, don't you?

She's into being told what to do. She's just really fucking dumb and doesn't understand 90% of what I mean. The best way of teaching her to do something is to wait for her to do it right by accident and tell her to keep doing it that exact way.

Saudi Arabia

Tongue bar = x3 pl3asure

How

Is she a muslim, or what?

doesn't surprise me

Wiccan

Older women are really good at sucking dicks. Fat chicks as well.

I too have heard this about fatties but I've never found out myself.

Bad and no. Never try it.

Is it just me or does that tongue/throat action look top tier?

Why do the good cocksuckers usually have to be the ugly ones?

Because they try harder

Truth. Same goes for fatties.

Is this one of the spartley spooligans?

Nah, just some retarded Asian.

Are fat chicks more likely to swallow?

Leafy?

Any chick will swallow if you tell her to

Any chick worth keeping

What?

So will any guy

Talented

Fag

Cannot unsee

Kek, Claire is too cute.

I've only had blowjobs from my girlfriend, and she seems to be pretty crap at them. She can only take the tip in, and there's always teeth. Sharp fucking teeth. I'd like to fuck her mouth but if I move too fast it literally cuts my dick up.

So for me a blowjob provides a kind of warm, wet sensation on the head on dick, with some sharp teeth below it. It's not great.

I'm not complaining about my sex life though because I've never much cared about blowjobs anyway and she's happy to indulge all my fetishes.

What's with all you faggots not telling your hoes they ain't sucking your dick good enough?

Dude I've had a grip from all different types of girls and no there is now way of knowing. Great question. Some girls give more effort. Some are natural pro. And some no matter what just don't cut it and it's like "what are you doing"? Just fuck those girl's mouth.

In my case, it's because I don't want to offend her, I don't think there's much potential for improvement, and I don't really care about bjs anyway.

Just because your girl don't tell you your dick ain't shit don't mean she ain't thinking it.

Most are shitty. Dumbass girls grow up hearing the term "sucking dick" and think you literally have to suck it, as in the more suction the more pleasure. Protip: it's called sucking because you put it in your mouth, it's not to be taken literally.

Wtf is that thing. I puked a little.

>Wtf is that thing.
Asian.

All in all sex is bretty overrated in itself

No. Anal and vaginal are the best things in the world.

Especially anal

i'm 30.

If she has sharp jagged teeth its a good sign that you gonna feel those teeth (not good).

If shes energetic and you know she will really try to please then that helps.

But really there is no way to know for sure.

BJ's feel good though

why, are you a fag?

This. The tongue action is what makes a blowjob better than sex....only if she can deep throat it though

You've clearly never fucked a girl's ass

If she has stamina and a tongue piercing it's so fucking good.

..and now I'm sad again.

>I'm 30

i have actually. and because i've fucked a girls ass, i know that it doesn't really feel that great. it's like fucking a balloon. really tight at the entrance and then nothing.

she only sucked under a fucking blanket

never touched my balls

i humped her mouth

>still tries to talk to me after 5 months of no responding -_-

...

muh trips

Salty bags of coins

You got yourself a weird girl

Yes
Fat chicks are generally more willing to do everything tbh

I am more likely to cum from having sex with my gf's vagina, but a blowjob is still pleasurable in a different way. It's like all of your nerve ending flare up with the wetness of her mouth and tongue.

This thread has lowered my IQ by about 10 points.

if you ever actually have anal, rather than just jerk off to it on porn films, you'll see that i am correct.

Didn't realize IQ could get into the negatives

Thanks user you learn something every day

Simple math op E+S=H

E is effort. This can go one of a few ways. It ranges between she wants to suck your soul from your dick to she is nice and doing it because you asked down to dead fish mouth.

S is Skill. Skill doesn't necessarily mean she sucks every guy on the first date but that is sometimes the case. Doesn't hurt for women to actually do some amount of research and at the end of the day fucking tell her whats good and what isn't. If you don't, it's your goddamn fault.

Finally H is for happiness. If the values E and S are high then you will be happy.

As to if she will be good before hand, no way to tell imo.

That was so funny I forgot to laugh.

Must be my negative low IQ.

Vaginas are boring tbh

Blowjobs are better because there's an element of control and degradation

How?