Greatest British sportsman of all time edition.
/brit/
me? leaf? you must be mistaken
willy in fanny
the ol' 'nis in the ol' 'ga
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fifth for source's request on this slut.
Scotland's finest is the world's finest.
God bless Sir Andrew Murray.
Andy Murray is french though
girl touched me for an extended period of time at the club
Stop moving around I'm trying to ask a question you cunts
doodle hahaah
that's a lot of mass
André Murrai*
but how old are you to have already reached 22
I'm sure you're up to the task
I'm fuck buddies with a chick from work with this identical body. She's a little nasty but hungry for cock.
and so little tits, what a waste
>made an excellent post about cereal
>this wanker posts a new thread immediately after
>old thread was on like 10 posts
what's going on?
I think you will find that this is Andrey Murapolskiy, the finest tennis player in Norilsk, rumoured lover of Sharapova.
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the other thread isn't a /brit/
Chubby chaser
tfw flat chested gf
such a good feel.
what's this from?
FUCK
my excellent cereal post is now lost to the ages
ahahaha fucking benders got tricked
why are they doing a poo and having a bath at the same time
Real thread here
lads what's your favourite cereal?
disclaimer: if you don't say Branflakes you need to work on having better opinions
>tfw gf has size F tits
Your gf feels insecure around my gf
fuck off you spastic you forgot to put the subject in
Cornflakes desu
no edition m8
Hmmm..... yes.... I can just... yes...... just about see a little... hmmm.... I wonder if its..... yes, I think so... discoloration of the arse from decades of poo... the aroma, just... just imagine it....... hmmmm indeed.....
I always knew.
My ex had 34Es, perfect size
>size F
that's just a fat bird lad
greatest British sportsman edition
nutri-grain it's got what kids need to become iron man athletes and make mummy proud
i want to die
No she doesn't
i've never had a gf
HAAAAAAAAAA I WIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHH
Branflakes (with chopped banana) are the tastiest healthy cereal, but on pure deliciousness it has to be golden graham's
doing a think
dead snow
was wondering the same thing
Coco Pops Chex 2bh
You don't really, though, do you?
once fucked a girl with perky G cups
she was a piece of shit but I miss her
Nice
Nah she's actually THICC, the proper kind
She does though mate
Hmmmm
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Who said I was tricked? I knew what I was getting into as soon as I met her in her work uniform. Body of a chubby dude without the dick. Pussy still feels like pussy. All that matters to me.
why do americans like chicken and waffles so much?
don't get it
no idea what any of this means
never touched or seen a breast
reeks of insecurity
nice picture, was it printed by a dot matrix printer?
Legitimately howled
Hope this is real.
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Maybe, but my dick still reeks of pussy m8
>the taste the branflakes gives to the milk after they soak for a while
stop talking about being intimate with girls
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>Maybe, but my dick still reeks of pussy m8
Have you ever had it?
twitter.com
>its real
The Scottish people are an embarrassment
Going to do a poo
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ah yes it's time for the obsessed english cunts to rant on about scotland again
for a country with a literally 10 times smaller population you sure do talk about us a lot hahaha
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one of those 4 autistic kids are you?
>its a scotcucks not handling the banter episode
Went to England for a day and took a picture, interesting place desu.
reminder that """"sex"""" with the following does not count:
>ugly girls
>fat girls
>lads
>prostitutes
>condom was used
>you didn't cum
I GOT A BLACK SKI MASK BUT I DONT SKI
>try and claim scotland is better than England at all
>get repeatedly BTFO
>b-boy y-you sure do th-think about us a l-lot
waste of money buying it then
that's a man
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
*jumps into your path*
just WHERE do you think YOU'RE GOING... you SCUM!!!!
HYA SHA KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*does judo*
You lads going out tonight?
>get outbantered
>start crying about scotland again
pathetic behaviour from the southern runts
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>HIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
>*jumps into your path*
>just WHERE do you think YOU'RE GOING... you SCUM!!!!
>HYA SHA KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>*does judo*
it really is, 2-nd of Jan., 2017.
twitter.com
came home about an hour ago
might nip to the shops, you?
Aye
Did you put your weiner in anything?
Dunno, just got to work :(
any grime man here?
held eye contact with a gallie today
I'm a regular Lothario
how was your first time, /brit/?
Mine wasn't great. Fat ugly prostitute, pumped for a few minutes but felt nothing because of condom, didn't even cum.
Better than nothing I guess, at least I'm not a virgin anymore.
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>tfw eyesight is so bad it's hard to make eye contact even if i wanted
>prostitute
still a virgin haha
Drunk with my first love on a football/rugby field in the middle of one of the poorest areas in the country
Was alright
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currently listening to
you forgot to work in a man somehow