Give me your best jokes Sup Forums

Give me your best jokes Sup Forums

How do you kill a tranny?
Don't shift

Hit em in the back of the head with a ciroc bottle

What's the best part about fucking a tranny?

Reaching around and pretending you went all the way through.

Hahaha

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwich?

you dont fuck your sandwich before you eat it

Best way to kill a tranny is to meet one while theyre at a motel and make them overdose on drugs and fuck their body and when the police came to me cry and pretend to freak out and say you dont know how and you dont want anyone to know you fucked one and they believe you and nothing happens lol

Lmao

a black guy with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The bartenders says ,"Wow! That is really something! Where did you get that???" "Africa," replies the parrot.

Why are there so many Baby Hangers at the Baby Gap? Abortion jokes.

>mfw

Hardest part of eating vegetables?

The wheelchair.

how do call a nigger whos picnics?
a picnigger

Breaking a clowns back
is a crippled joke

stevie wonder walks into a bar. a chair. a table

>Why dont sharks eat nigggers?
They think its whale shit
>whats long, black, and stinky?
the welfare line
>why are niggers scared of chainsaws?
Run nigger nigger nigger run nigger nigger nigger

10/10

What the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?

The bucket

Where do you start when you wanna chop a baby up, the legs or the head? The legs so they can watch you masturbate.

How do you get away with molesting children?
Become a priest

>How long does it take for a black lady to take out the trash?

9 Months.

>Why do Mexicans hate barbecues?

Because the beans fall through the grill.

>Why is there no hunting season on hippies?

Because, have you ever tried cleaning one of those things?

>Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

>What's the difference between a black guy and a bench?

A bench can support a family of four.

>What do you say to a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

>How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just beat up the room for being black.

>What does a black kid get for Christmas?

Your bike.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I used to read these books by Ronald Dahl, you know the title of that one?

Black lives matter.

Did you hear about the pedophile that cant win a race?

He keeps coming in a little behind.

Kek

The author is Alvin schwartz, not ronald dahl, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

I'm handicapped and I'm depressed
Guess I have crippling depressing