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first for animetal
the holy trinity that will save metal
T R E N D Y
F U C K I N G
C O C K S U C K E R S
I'm writing an album in spurdo-fied lyrics.
Ask me anything
congratulations on your wonderful life decisions
DELET THIS THREAD IMMEDIATELY
with what kinda inflection or accent or whatever are you even supposed to speak spurdo
do only finns get that?
>listens to prog
>no muscle definition
like pottery
finns are living memes, and they're clearly better off because of that
10th for memes.
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I am posting this on an anonymous image board to vent my anger:
Fuck you to my sister and her fake tits who wouldn't shut the fuck up while we opened presents this year you dumb fucking bimbo. I hope you get divorced, I hope your dumb fucking retard kid gets run over in that goddamn golfcart, and I hope you drive your fucking camaro into a flaming ditch.
Does /metal/ listen to metal exclusively? If so, why? If not, what else do you listen to?
music for this feel?
metal for this feel?
is this the best techdeath album of all time?
Either post pics of your sister's fake tits or take this shit to /r9k/, faggot
Nigga you need to chill the fuck out.
no, that would be silly
>what else do you listen to?
nu metal and djent
I listen to the following
>Chiptune
>EDM
>Jazz Fusion
>Celtic and Nordic Folk music
>Atmospheric nature music.
Why don't you relax and post some memes
70s prog rock and 90s gangsta rap
jazz and classical because i have patrician taste.
lmao
go back to friendo
i listen to everything from Aak music to Zydeco
>Does /metal/ listen to metal exclusively?
No, but it is 90+% of what I listen to.
>If not, what else do you listen to?
Literally anything if I like it.
I listen to almost exclusively harsh noise, black metal, and dungeon synth. The trvest artforms
Aren't those just sub genres of metal though?
What's it like being a living meme?
What do you think of portuguese grind like Besta?
It's pretty great and I wouldn't trade it for anything
pretty much this. i spent a year or two listening to maybe as low as 40% metal but in the end i grew back into it and my love for cheesy gore and dungeons and dragons metal is stronger than ever before
>Aak
ikr, tosin abasi is god tier
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>not on metallum
>not metal
pick two
>tfw part of the thrash metal, death metal, grindcore, and anime openings master race
>nu metal
>djent
>metal
pick 1 option but it has to be the last one in the order that I placed them in this post.
patrician
Hey look, it's user's home videos!
whoops, meant for
Nu-metal is hard rock
it's all pretty boring, in complete honesty
this is aak, friendo
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In sound, Church of Misery (literally just black sabbath with harsher vocals and groovier riffs)
In actual influence, Flower Travellin Band, but it's much more proggier and psychedelic than Sabbath.
pantera boys bullying yngwie was a high point
This was great. Have any of you guys listened to it?
>not Ningen Isu
fuck off weaboo faggot, AAL is 100x better
They're great but I wouldn't really compare them to Black Sabbath at all.
is that one of those former -core nu-metal revival bands? gives me that vibe fsr ngl tbqh
>rednecks bullying a virtuoso
of course
pantera kicks ass though
is it 2011 or something
no man it's the CURRENT YEAR
Judas Priest
Yeah. I was pleasently surprised at how good it was.
HEEEEEEY
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How do i into Opeth?
literally the rapping for jesus of metal
>Watershed
>Blackwater Park
>Morningrise
>Still Life
How can Jewish law oblige a husband to satisfy his wife whenever she desires it, or even, with a specific frequency? Doesn't this ignore human nature--the fact that a man isn't a robot, and can't just make himself perform sexually at will?
This is the greatest thing /metal/'s exposed me to.
>tfw I don't know if it is satire or not because a mexinigger made it.
Is this really the level of intelligence that race is dealing with?
The man's an australian and the woman's a canadian. It's next level proto-post-irony.
>mexinigger
Italians are not Mexican REEEEEEE
>The man's an australian
confirmed shitpost
>Only racial accomplishment is pizza and donkey/slave sex orgies.
Your right, they are worse.
>implying
>donkey/slave sex orgies.
p sure De Sade was french
me second from the left
>who is caligula
Literally pissing myself with ur lcak uv nolege retard
if you're going to post an Italian band at least post a good one.
>Caligula
>not just some weirdo with a quirky sense of humor who got defamed through Damnatio memoriae dishonor
lmao look at this guy
All leading scholars agree that Caligula was the true originator of pornogrind
>everything from 4:20 and onwards
Is there a greater feel?
>implying a good emperor would ever be dishonored through damnatio memoriae for any reason other political which would then have disputing records from his supporters
wew.
how do i join the Wehrmach
kill yourself and go to hitler in hell
Wtf did i just listen to
Post-avant jazzcore is better than avant-thrluigi
>Canadian metal: shit-tier alternative rock influence buttmeme like Annihilator and Devin Townsend whose lyrics are about fast cars, women with big tits and cheeseburgers
>Quebecois metal: Extremely complex and intricate compositions coupled with coherent lyrics exploring the discourse of various ideologies and abstract metaphysics
I only listen to spurdo metal
>tfw your favorite band ruins your favorite song live
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Why you do dis to me Famine :c
Razor shits on your pseudo-intellectual frog metal to be honest lad.
shitpost on Sup Forums hard enough to be accepted in their ranks
t.Pierre-Francois Rene
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leaf metal's good at shitting out fantastic riffs and quebecois metal's good at being pretentious.
I never understood why people even liked KPN at all. Alcest is way better
>Canadian metal: cucked
>Quebecois metal: cucks speaking French
>Jap metal:
Bulldozer
I can't recall a single Quebec metal band that has memorable riffs, it's all wank.
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FUCK OFF FAGGOT
ONETWOTHREEFOUR
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>I can't recall a single Quebec metal band
me neither
pretty sure anybody can recall quebec metal, they have one of the most influential death and prog metal scenes in the world, but it's all wank death and quirky prog.
i often time forget Quebec is inhabited by real people
how do i into underground releases?
...
Some of the most pretentious metal bands are from France and Quebec
>be buried alive
And some of the most retarded special snowflake bands, too.
that's why they're also some of the best
>birthday sex
God damn I hate the French
I'm so mad I'm going to go shit talk them on Sup Forums
what the fuck