DC's Two most Iconic Superheroes BTFO by a B tier Capeshit

When can we expect Snyder to overdose on heroin?

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BvS was a substantially better film, though.

He has terminal cancer

Capeshit not even once

literally every movie with Iron Man is a success now, even if it's shit as fuck

>b tier capeshit
>has spiderman

Try harder

The weight of producing pure capekino weighs heavy on an auteur

>b tier
so which one are A list you fucking mong

>Picasso got upset because his paintings made no money.

Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman

So what's Snyder's excuse?

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Quality does not always translate into jew cash. Bvs was a far more engaging and entertaining film

This

>Marvel nu-males hate Snyder

I'm not surprised. After all, their idols are Peyton Reed and Joss Whedon.

Seeing an alpha male like Zack Snyder causes them to remember how they were bullied by an alpha male and uncomfortable and lash out the only way they know how -impotently typing out hateful words on a Japanese jpeg board. Some, like Ant-Man director Peyton Reed when shown a statement from a capeflick rumor monger saying "DC directors can physically beat up Marvel directors," choose to withdraw into safe spaces instead. It's little wonder why Sup Forums connects with Marvel more.

Snyder directs in sweatpants and Under Armour wristbands.

If that's not badass I don't know what is. Nerds can't stand that an alpha auteur is in control of their products, and he's elevating them to heights their puny brains can't comprehend. They can't stand that someone who appears on the outside as a manchild with a comic book fetish, is pushing the medium further than they thought possible.

Snyder, Affleck, and Cavill get the bitches and gays all juicy. They are just ripe with raw sexual energy. This offends the virginal fanboi. MoS and BvS deal with emotional issues and belief systems in a mature way. This doubly offends the fanboi, who is stuck in perpetual adolescence. They can't process or register mature emotions. And people hate what they don't understand.

>Warner Bros

not even once

>only the critics get to decide what is good

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the percentage is the amount of the population who are intelligent enough to understand it.

the lower the figure, the more patrician the film.

Simply put, you have a low cinematic IQ, or some sort of Stockholm Syndrome, from overexposure to bland, safe, PC and soulless mass-produced blockbusters, which has conditioned you into accepting the absolute lowest common denominator standards in filmmaking, writing and cinematography as somehow acceptable, when you should in fact feel nothing but contempt or disgust for any Kevin Feige-conceived product.

Even strictly in the field of capeshit entertainment, where the bar has always been pretty low, since they're primarly a children media, the level of genuine quality and creative abilities (which comes from studios giving freedom to an auteur with a strong personality and vision towards the material) has kept dropping since the 90's.

When Raimi's Darkman/Spider-Man, Del Toro's Blade 2/Hellboy, Burton's Batman 2 or Bird's The Incredibles offered innovative and playful set pieces, meaningful and relevant themes, each with a very distinct, appropriate tone and truly cinematic aesthetics (simply compare the lighting or editing to today's equivalents), none of these qualities are to be found in Avengers or any of the previous MCU entries. This is why Edgar Wright got fired from Ant-Man. This is why Feige keeps hiring visionless point-and-shoot directors who come from TV or comedy, colorblind cinematographers and art/set design teams who seem to be in love with grey, sterile hangars for some unexplainable reason. Action scenes are now being conceived by CGI teams months before the movie begins shooting and all follow the exact same formula.

Even as a child, I couldn't imagine being dazzled or amused by those turds, as they're utterly devoid of any charm, colors, magic or imagination.

Civil War had 12 movies of buildup, BvS had 1. It's a miracle it even did that well.

>How to shoot an establishing shot

BvS already failed then

Agreed.

Anyone who watches capeshit is beta male.
Anyone who defends capeshit online may as well start cross dressing and asking to have their boy pussy filled.

>He has terminal cancer
>He is terminal cancer.

Picasso made a fuck ton of money when he was alive.

Meanwhile, in an Imagineer™ approved theatre...

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Don't know why people are so proud of being a 73%'er

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>deal with emotional issues and belief systems in mature ways

That is literally the opposite of what they do, though. Go watch Tokyo Story or some shit if that's what you're looking for.

kek
I was already expecting that

>2 months
>Marveldrones are still butthurt

hahahahahahahahahaha

critics have far better taste than any of you do, spergies

bvs was a fucking mess of a film

Somehow Black Panther, Ant-Man, and Spider-Man all had more character than Wonder Woman. All fucking three of them, not just one. Thats the best way I can articulate how much better Civil War is. It shoehorned in three other superheroes into one movie with the purpose of getting them in a big fight and advertising their own movies and Batman v Superman tries to do that for one character but couldn't even manage Wonder Woman. Somehow BvS is longer and still feels too short, still feels crammed, and still feels incomplete. What a fucking mess. I know its a meme to worship it to a silly extent, but the problem with pretending to be retarded is you attract actual retards.

> i dunt understand BvS so nobody can!

oh no 296 million

how will they ever survive such a huge loss

and yet no critic so far managed to succesfully explain how is the movie bad. After reading their reviews, it's clear they didn't even understand the movie.

But there are retards who pretend she was an amazing and entertaining character and the only one you can care about (?)

>Butthurt about having a better movie that made more money and is better liked by basically everyone

Ok..?

Reminder

So neither critics nor popular audiences decide what's good. Instead, some autist on Sup Forums gets to decide what's good, right?

Well I dont understand that in the slightest, there really just wasnt anything to enjoy. They drained her of the charm she's supposed to have just like they did with Superman.

True.

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>Dat gif

And I thought there's nothing can beat invinsible slut gif, fucking saved.

>muh tuhmayduhmeeduh

>MUH SYMBOLISM MUH IMAGERY MUH DEEPER MEANINGS MUH THEORIES MUH COMPLETE LACK OF ANY KIND OF STORYTELLING OR BASIC PLOT STRUCTURE

go tell it to a mountain.

Do you have the stop my dc son one?

Newsflash, it's a film about a guy in a bat costume having a punchout with a space alien in spandex. When people "don't understand" it, it means the movie is muddy, poorly written schlock.

There is no high-brow nuance in a fucking comic book movie.

>it took marvel 12 superheroes to beat 2 DC superheroes

It's bad because it's cold and distant from it's own characters. Superman is depicted as a violent alien in a latex fetish suit, the expression of barely controlled rage and hatred on his face most of the time, he looks like he's about ready to snap and laser everyone around him out of sheer loathing. Batman brands people and wants to kill superman for the most contrived reasons, either superman is a hero and saves people off-screen, in which case Batman has absolutely no reason to want to kill him, or superman does not save people, in which case Batman may be justified in wanting to kill him, and every criticism of the "man of murder" on this board is true.

There are plenty of films that did poorly with both critics and audience members when they were released and ended up becoming classics.

Sensibilities change over time. The American public is incredibly infantile and has short attention spans at this current point in history, which is why they consume Disney trash.

In a more intelligent era BvS will be regarded as the masterpiece that it is.

What these nerds need to ask themselves is: if the main characters in the movie were NOT Batman or Superman, would they claim to love the movie as they do?

I doubt it. Fanboyism makes people tone-deaf.

>Batman and Superman can't compete against Literally Whos.

>When Feige whore uses cunt money to provide said crack
You want in OP ?

>le wrong generation

no user. in 30 years bvs will still be a shit movie and you will still be a fanboy autist

>DC fans
The dark knight was the first superhero to make $1 billion, but who cares? It's the quality that matters

>Marvel fans
DUDE DKEKS BTFO LMAO
BOX OFFICE>QUALITY

or maybe it took a movie where bright colours exist and the director's head isn't way up his own ass

The difference is that iron man captain america and thor were z listers normies had never heard of. Marvel built a brand by putting out good movies.

Batman and Superman, literally the most popular and important superheroes ever who have already had successful film franchises, are struggling to compete against a bunch of literally whos because theyve been mismanaged by studio hacks

The film purports to present a different, darker interpretation of a couple of legendary comic book characters, but in fact lazily relies on the audience's knowledge of the two heroes from other media, expecting us to know both characters are good men despite providing no evidence of it - and the shoehorned appearance of Wonder Woman is an absolute insult, as is the laughable scene where she watches youtube clips of a few X-men rejects on a laptop.

Literally who's in 08 user, now they're known. Fuck man people know a God damn autistic raccoon more than Superman

>It took 12 marvel superheroes in epic ACTION to beat 2 DC superheroes with Shoehorned heroine including 3 other heroes in file attachments.

I'm so ashamed.

So marvel is now the bayfirmers of capeshit, is that what you're saying?

I defy anyone to claim with a straight face that the inexplicable double dream sequence experienced by Batman in BvS is good filmmaking or storytelling. What the fuck must have been going through casual filmgoers minds when they saw that bewildering shite after having just paid $15 to see superman and batman fight each other.

>>Marvel fans
>DUDE DKEKS BTFO LMAO
>BOX OFFICE>QUALITY

whores propagate whores.

The dream sequences perfectly explain Bruce's mental state as well as why he became Batman and part of why he wants to take down Superman. The fact that people were confused by that shows how fucking retarded they are.

>ipohne man
>captn autistic
>make turd jokes
>wear cheap costume
>become attention whore by political motivations to brainwash babies into thinking characters are heroes
>herpes

TIL MCUck is Hydra's propaganda medium

>Lonely DCuck continues his vigil stand against Marvel hordes

>Marvel hordes
>based

literally every mainstream film i a retelling of greek myth

Never. Terrible human beings never die until they're in their '70's or '80s.

Sorry pal, there are tons of DC brothers.

We just don't engage in your pathetic company wars.

I think the post was making fun out of BvS, you can interpret almost every half assed movie as metaphorical if you try hard enough.

Well that's good of you pal. Especially since you're losing :^)

Nobody did.
DCucks only try desperately to defend the movie because Superman and Batman are in it.

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holy fuck your still here

Maybe if you're a pleb. Snyder is pleb

>You will give the people of Earth an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Kal. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders.

You prove user, Men are still good.

>implying DC fags aren't butthurt

>2 DC superheroes struggled to beat Marvel's Z-listers
>said Z-lister movie rejects are now main Justice League members

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How can you still come here after being BTFO so hard?

>you're
you MCUck pseudo-intellectuals still haven't even learned to speak & you sling shit from yo asses like Feige whore is your pimp.

>Monkey see,monkey do.
No wonders there are so many turds.

critics are paid

Nah, Disney went for the cheap way and bribed Snyder.

>tfw all those scores are higher than 27%
>tfw BvS box office ended up at his Civil War prediction

After flop of Justice League.

wtf he expected?!

>Civil War ended up with a higher score and higher box office than all of them

>X-Men Apocalypse: 1 billion

>Starts company war with capekino spam that continues for 3 months
>Gets utterly BTFO after all his predictions hilariously miss the mark

Makes sense you don't engage in pathetic company wars anymore, 1.jpg

MCU fans are pseudo-intellectuals...?

every dc movie takes itself waaaaaay too seriously, which is just one of the recent movie's pitfalls

at least marvel and disney understand that comic book movies are supposed to be colorful and fun, not tryhard grim schlock carried by muh symbolilsm

rottentomatoes is such a shit site though

>marvel got btfo by a critically panned vidyashit movie
>quick, let's throw a smoke screen y regurgitating last month's company wars

is just you body and you are pathetic

Strange how BvS' consensus is not negative at all.

>marvel got btfo by a critically panned vidyashit movie
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in its third week?

who else is just waiting for the extended version before watching it?

the only thing this picture proves is the unashamed bias towards Marvel
only 2 movies there deserve being certified fresh

so now you drones want to pretend like you didn't shout out loud how CW was going to dominate the #1 spot all month long?

I'm with you user