Name stereotypes thread

Name stereotypes thread.

I'll get the obvious one out of the way.
>'Chad'
Since I have experience with it, I think 'Dylan' is a mass shooter name.
Also, every Nicole I've ever met has been a big fat ugly bitch.

What name stereotypes do you see Sup Forums?

All Andrews are emotionally immature cucks

I'll bump with another; All the Tyler's in the world are dickheads.

can confirm. childhood neighbor grew up to be a bisexual fat scene/emo mexican.

I would agree. An Andrew I knew in HS was a total fucking cuck beta.

every tim I know is emotionally unstable but cool as fuck to hang out with
>except when they are freaking out

All those named tony will have visable stab wounds

>Todd
Fuck Todd

Hi tucker, I'm Todd

>Chris
Animu fag, compulsive liar
>Morgan
Chubby, tryhard scene, hoe
>Aaron
Niggers

Rate my name: Braden

Fuck up from birth.

this is too accurate. i know because my dad's name is andrew and i was friends with a guy name andrew who was a whiny cunt

Brittany's are pretty much always cunts. Never met one I didn't wanna kick in the twat.

What about Robert?

Spot on Sup Forumsro

Fat

I'm skinny tho

Brenda/bertha are always fat
Brittany are always bitch

>Caitlin
stoner hoe

Haha wish I knew more than one tony so I could claim this isn't true. But the tony I knew had a nice ole scar on his arm that he said was from a stab.

All Melissas are fat cavewomen
All Joshes are socially retarded
All Collins are assholes

name check: chris

Nah my ex was named morgan and she was skinny and a stoner. Hoe though so maybe Morgan's are just hoes

Gage is a pussy

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Yes except josh. Most of the josh I knew are cool.
Yup

I'd your name is Destiny you are automatically a whore

Rate my name: OP

Name Check: Brice

I mean if your name is destiny you're either black, trailer trash or a stripper. So yes destiny = whore

Faggot

Guys named Morgan are complete faggots
Girls named Morgan have gotten kinda fat in the past few years

Kek, apparently I'm an immature cuck. And here I thought Andrews wouldn't make the list.

The worst part is i am also a Tony with a visable stab wound

This

>Tyrone
Nigger
>Darius
Nigger

Same well i have a scar on my hand

Me too, like just got out of Auschwitz skinny. They call me Rob though, maybe that's different.

The nicole one is the opposite for me.

its scary how accurate this is.

Anyone have thoughts on vincent

what about "Casper"?

A knew a Nichols that was literally the exact opposite. Especially tiny and skinny

Every Alex i know is either gay or sissy.

Some faggy ghost.

Autumns are emotionally unstable
Summers are total sluts

im not a ghost

You're a lurker which is the same

Off by one. And yes, you are.

Tony checking in
scar where my sister stabbed me with broken glass

Or a nigger

I know someone whose parents named her destiny . She's a stripper now. Great job parents

Never met a nigger named Alex.

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I was fucking around when i said it, but holy fuck did i hit the nail on the head

Anybody?

Guys named Shaun are always pretty fucking cool to be around.

Rate my name: Samuel

There's this Alex that I know that is Asian, but the darker-skinned kind. About as close as I've seen.

any kid born 00 and later are fucking trash and have no work ethic and will only whine and cry about their problems and never put work into actually getting a promotion, they will also never be in a happy marriage and not break up since we have already entered a universal state of mind where the only thing that matters too us is our own 'happiness'

Watch it niggah I'm well on my way to making a lot of money. I'M NO CUCK!

Knew a brice in high school. Was a closet homosexual. He killed himself by asphyxiation jacking off and joking himself. I can pull up the news articles

lol

Both Brice I know are suit wearing corperate workfags.

What's it like being a boat-driving traitor, faggot? Also, nice dubs.

FUCK U user!

close enough, it's on my hand she damn near removed my thumb

where i´m from Brian is the scummiest white trash guy and Conny is his trash girl.
what is the stereotypical Carl?

you are fat except if you are called sam and never called samuel then you might actually be black

What if your name is Dylan but you're welsh and its pronounced the proper way?

Nice try, Shaun

How are Aarons? (Name Check)

What about Anatoly?

wut

Shit niggah. English and american buttlers in movies is all we are. Sup Andrewbro?

I'm Brice, never met another one, but these both sound like my future.

>user
Huge faggot

Got anything on the name Philip?

In my eyes, Bryce is just that retarded "Honor Roll" kid that isn't even related to my family but mooches off my grandmother like his whore mother. She also isn't related.

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All the Wesley's I know talk too much and think they're great. They should just shut up and listen to me as I am the greatest Wesley there is.

confirmed, my ex bf

Nah, head chef at work is called Andy and he is the biggest, scariest fucker you'll ever meet.

What about Ryan

Not much, how about you, Andrewbro?

Someone's feeling a little old, eh?

Wesley's are chain smokers with bad teeth

All those named ian have autism and were teachers pets

Aaron is alpha

I was Honor Roll, and a bit of a moocher, but only off of relatives.

Are you bald and/or gay?

Ive met 5 Alexes and 1 of them is my best friend. All 4 were gay or sissy and the 5th one was just weird.

Nope, neither

>David
Cucks

do you look / sound like a flightless bird?

I'm somewhat oriental/asian and born in America. Never thought I was a nigger. Go figure.

Only Ian I know owns a single Sbarro place and acts like he's the CEO. Constantly brags about how he only drinks top-shelf liquor.

I knew one Ryan and he was a fuckboy then came out as bisexual.

What about Zack/Zach? Anyone?