Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Actually I'm 21, been drinking since 16. Most hobbies require money, tried to find a job all summer but with a month left before returning to college (which i need to focus on, meaning I'd have to quit or take a leave of absence) I've given up looking for a job. Opening up to strangers on the internet is much easier, less judging and I know I'll never meet you
Claimed
still here
and
i dont know. i was just doing general studies.
/waifu/ is shiiiiiiit
>claiming yume
Haruna is best kongou
I am no heretic and won't become one excapt maybe when you date me then you become my waifu but only maybe
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Now its even worse
QOTT:What's your favorite and least favorite game?Would your waifu approve of your taste?
No I'm not!
Claiming all these
Not that.
Im not the one going around labeling ships as my own personal cumdumps.
Da Vy
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I'm looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (Korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i don't want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
Sup Forums is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
Sup Forums is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
Sup Forums is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
Sup Forums is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
Sup Forums is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
Sup Forums is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
Sup Forums is one who first introduced you to Goatse.
Sup Forums is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
Sup Forums is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
Sup Forums is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
Sup Forums is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, Sup Forums laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who Sup Forums called for you.
Sup Forums is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
Sup Forums is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the adviser.
Sup Forums is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
Sup Forums is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
Sup Forums is the voice in your head that tells you thatit doesn't matter if she's drunk.
Sup Forums is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
Sup Forums is the only one whounderstands what the hell you saying.
Sup Forums is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
Sup Forums is the uncle who has touched you several times.
Sup Forums is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.
Sup Forums is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during masturbation.
Sup Forums is wonderful.
Claimed.
>>Only one claim per user
Resident Evil 4 is my favorite, can't really think of a least favorite. I suppose she would.
kawaii desu nami oi waaaaaa
Can't say I have a favorite and least favorite. I have a group of games I really like, and types of games I don't at best.
Yes you are!
You're not the boss of me
It was a long and hard choice to make and I used highly complex algorithms to creat my folder of my cumdumpster
I would have choosen you but that would be mean cause I love you
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Nou!
>what are you up to?
yea thats true i guess, you must try to focus on the happier things in life, some people bloom later than others.
when you get a solid job after college you might be able to afford a hobby and find some company
parrots are the only one that can talk, you and me friend, we disagree on many things
>general studies
whats the use of that, i mean what job does that result into?
hi there shiro, whats up?
my favourite is wind waker and least is demon souls
>excluding obvious thrash games like sonic 06
i think she would she is nice enough
MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.
Hungry, going to start watching Barakamon possibly. You?
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its so if i do find something i want to do all of the basic English and math requirements would be out of the way
Best type moon claimed.
Yes you!
>Just woke up, trying to compose myself a bit before hopping back on the bike and taking it out again. Gotta pick up some light bulbs for the dash, gunna try and some blue ones if possible.
>How about you?
(Popura)
No matter what coffee I try to drink, it all ends up tasting too rich, and if not that it ends up tasting like dirt. There's been occasions where I could taste both, but the two would eventually cancel the other out and taste bland.
(Tsun Yun)
Sleepeating? That's something my mother is known for, not me.
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I rather like chess, cribbage, and Texas Hold 'em. I don't like Black Jack that much, though I don't dislike it either.
THE STRONGEST
You can build a shotgun for like $15.That's a hobby right?
>Doesn't like Black Jack
How's it feel being a fag
You're the cute!
>i woke up at like six, had breakfast and browsed /vp/ and played some more ruby
Denied
I'm watching the last episode of akame ga kill then probably feel empty inside, atleast I have some coffee in me.
What are you going to eat?
I guess that's smart, it's going to take a long time though
>Plays the witcher
I guess you're the patient one
>Tsun yun
Yay it's catching on
I mean you can be awake while eating its pretty nice you should follow your mom's lead
>post when it says 698699993
>expecting to be 10 posts over
>get 698699997
Wew, this board is so slow during this time of the day. Sup Forums really sucks this board's life energy, doesn't it?
Demon hunters are sick yo
>claimed
is asked his favorite game and instead of answering world of warships or overwatch makes up this fucking "le classy" bullshit
you aren't your waifu fuck off
Risk, Monopoly.
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kyatbqhwufamalamajammawamman
Top tier
I like it enough that I'll play it, but if I had to choose between that and Hold 'Em I'll go with Hold 'Em, it's a push between Black Jack and Five Card Stud.
I don't play video games and I don't have a waifu.
I want ot pull your tail and ears while I fuck you up the ass
hey Sup Forums so god was a man and he made adam and eve and then meteors came to kill dinosaurs but adam was sad because dick is ronery and then meteor hit eve balls and eve balls went chestboobs and then adam was happy and incest but eve wasnt happy so he took an apple from a tree and had to wear animal skins.. but dinosaurs were hit by meteor how wear animal skins?
dis rokema i bring story with lots of phyloosox in everyday stay tunes pls
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thank you for like my story, im bad english lol but ill write more tomorrow, remember to archiev for n
no its just something to do really
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Yes, I am the one who calls you cute, cutie~
>6 AM?! How do people wake up that early? And what's ruby?
Are they? I still have some game time I think, should I give them a go?
Claimed.
One can only hope. I think it was Tomoko who repaired electronics and stuff, I would end up with a job similar to that. Provided anyone will hire me.
Of everyone here why would you want to impersonate me? I don't even want to be me.
Pedo
You're a cute one! I'm not cute!
>Meant pokemon ruby
So close, yet so far. How have you been?
But she leaves her trash in her bed when she does that, I don't want to wake up covered in pasta sause or anything like that.
rynogt4 is my love and life
>I don't play video games and I don't have a waifu
dude stfu i see past your bullshit. posting peter lorre doesnt make you classy use ur origonal waifu for once
CONTROL YOUR SON
Definitely, I'm having a lot of fun.
Send help
Then don't be you
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Steak egg and cheese bowl it seems. With some popcorn. Don't worry, I always feel empty inside.
No.
Can you guys read the text in the bubble for me, please?
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Oh yes you are, stop denying it!
>Ohhhh, right. How's that going?
Alright, I'll probably give it a shot tonight then.
Claimed.
@698701051
>le di in ur slepe
Not even worth the (You)
Kek you cant kill something that was never alive
I'm you
Obviously you're an idiot. I have two folders, Peter Lorre and Mark Linkous. I don't play video games and haven't since 2011 and Lorre is my favorite Hollywood Golden Age actor.
Show ended. Already dead.
really really hoping Legion turns out to be good overall
Hahaha! More than one waifu will ruin your laifu!
>The schwanz is made erect from the waifu pics, it rips out of the pants swiftly
>The air is humped forcefully and rapidly
>The friction is adequate for the powreful ograsm
Ooooohhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhh! (in the voice of Hillary Clinton having the powreful ograsm)
>The seamin is released into the air
>Millions of microscopic ogranisums are pragnated and millions of babby is formed
>I defecate powrefully and go about my business
Ahhhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
Actually I'm you, by better
Fuck off Mai
Oh I see, so you haven't decided what you want then?
I mean as long as you dont drink on the job they have no reason not to
Tbh I'm just telling you what I tell myself so there's that
I told you, you can wake up then eat then sleep again.
>Your mom cooks in her sleep?
That's awesome
Wait what, isn't it breakfast time for you
>With some popcorn
What is this, do you just eat the first thing you come across?
And I know that kiddo
No
Than you should be able to name some of my alternate personalities.
No
Fuck off Chen
It's 2 PM for me, but I woke up two hours ago, so pretty much breakfast time. That's really what I do, just eat the first thing I come across that I'm not completely sick of.
Literally my favorite show
>mfw when Mai is contributing to the thread so it will make it a better place
You've changed. You're just a meme now.
Mi Liu
Chen
I was always just a meme
not even in the slightest
Likewise.
When did I ever contribute to the thread?
Not even mi liu
You and me both
I think too little of myself to believe anyone would want to hire me
I know that trying to get used to my rogue after the changes was really really jarring, so I don't think I'd mind a new class to get used to.
That sounds pretty awesome tbh but those combinations haha
You're a special one
Sucks man, too bad I can't really help you with this.
I can ask you what your true passion is but if it was that easy you probably wouldn't be here
The holy trinity of shitposters.
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I'm not denying anything!
>pretty good going to start a nuzlocke adventure soon
Oh well...
How about like tea or something?
Remember making that pasta? "Roll for your shitposting power"
Fag.