You walk into your bedroom and see this

You walk into your bedroom and see this.
Wat do?

immediately kill it

give it a big hug
and try to out bug eye her

Squeeze the tits and bend it over and fuck it in the ass. What every human wants from me.

fuck the shit out of floe

even though she's a hairy monkey she is still a cutie

enjoy my new fetish

Be very confused as to why there's a shower in my bedroom

Mate, it's been so long since I got laid that Harambe's rotten corpse is looking pretty good now. I'd hit it like it was Sasha Fucking Grey.

Realize how horrible my life is when I wake up next to her tomorrow

Big foots love child??