>go to friend's house to """study"""
>opens itunes to put some music on
>takes forever to put something on because she is aware of my enlightened patrician status
>keeps skipping songs out of fear that I am judging her shit taste (of course I am judging your shit taste)
>eventually just closes itunes so we sit there in silence
Are any of your friends scared of playing music around you??
whats your aoty
yeah this happens to me
My 3
>Painting With
>Blackstar
>Colour in anything
>"b-b-but PW is a bad album! Pitchfork told me so!"
You just didn't _get_it_
normie reeeee
I just threw up in my mouth
>Thinks he's a patrician
>Has a gf
Guffaw. You'll never be a wizard, you normie.
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my girlfriend is a music writer with actually good taste but she's still afraid to play music around me after 2 years
Just because your aoty was made by some noname artist does NOT make you a patrician. Blackstar is a great single, i doubt your attention span is long enough to listen to the entire song without taking a break.
>thinks hes a patrician
>has NEVER had sex before
She was not my gf btw
Also, james blake, and you claim to be patrician?
>james blake, anco, david bowie
>patrician
literally normie indie kid bullshit.
you're embarrassing yourself
yeah you're not patrician, you're just a cunt
she probably has better taste than you
>popular music can't be good!
>I ONLY listen to obscure hipster nonsense
You're not a patrician, you are trying too hard to be a special snowflake. How long did it take to force youself to like some garbage subgenre Sup Forums told you was cool?
No she really doesn't.
whats your aoty
Whats yours?
james blake is relatively obscure
and that album is relatively mediocre
2016 was a bad year for music. I like JB I've liked/listened to him since his s.t. in 2009(?)
I too thought it was average at first but it has grown on me these past few months
tlop
>James Blake is relatively obscure
Do you go outside? Do you have even a slight grip on social reality?
>aoty
The Astonishing
>runner up
Miranda Lambert
>honorable mention
Child Bite - Negative Noise
I had Painting With but I spilled a drink on it when I blacked out so I sold it.
she was looking for something pleb so u could relate but was too good for you
compared to david bowie and animal collective he is very obscure. Animal Collective plays late night talk shows.
Most people haven't.
Newsflash:not everyone spends 4hrs a day shitposting about music on a chinese cartoon forum. They just stream music recommended by youtube.
It also may be a difference between america and england/australia since he's british
Yeah that might be it. I (OP) am american.
>I had Painting With but I spilled a drink on it when I blacked out so I sold it.
Which cover did you get?
>They just stream music recommended by youtube.
not that this wont give you some very obscure shit
Not if you start with something basic. You only start to do down the rabbit hole if you start with something relatively obscure
>being this deluded
the identity you've constructed for yourself around your vacuous consumption of music is all in your head. your friend doesn't give a shit about your music taste and probably doesn't give a shit about "you" in the sense of your own understanding of your self as a transcendant identity ego.
you're just an accessory to her life the way she's just an accessory to yours.
you aren't an autist who can't understand people for what they are. you've probably had moments of empathy for others. you're a narcissist. being constantly surrounded by your own reflection, the gratification that you get from "discovering" another band, masturbating, actually managing to finish a book despite your symptoms of adhd and whatever traces of social media that you project your own reflection on to aren't helping.
your problem is pathological.
I'd suggest you get help but theres no help to be had. for any of us.
A therapist is the equivalent of a prostitute, who you pay to listen to you, to have you project your own hyperreal identity onto, to get validation from, because your friends are tired of listening to you. are tired of the one way conversations.
when you watch porn you imagine that the pornstars are your female friends
oh I didnt realize there was more than one. crap I hope one isnt really valuable and the one I sold. It was actually awhile ago and I'm not really a fan but I'm pretty sure it was Avey
>cold reading:the post
You are wrong btw.
>you are wrong
If that's your only response he's probably right
Sorry dude but I'm on my phone and don't want to disect a post that may very well be a copypasta. But:
>my friends do actually care about my taste for some reason, they ask for my opinion all the time
>i am def an accesory to her; a bit of a "side-hoe" if you will (has bf), but idc because she's beautiful and has a nice ass. She is an accessory to me, as being with her in public makes me look better
>I actually am mildly autistic
>don't have adhd, no problems finishing books
>therapy is for white people so no thanks
>def do not imagine pornstars as being my friends
>therapy is for white people so no thanks
what about drug rehab
what about prison counselors
>therapy is for white people
hurrr durr
who is the cum drum?
Holy shit that is some bad taste
Sorry, didn't mean to trigger you. I have a pretty diverse group of friends and only my white friends have shrinks; Not all of them of course, but a good percentage.
>the astonishing
you actually have worse taste than op by a very wide margin, good laugh.
>my white friends have therapists but my other friends don't
>clearly this means that therapy being for white people is a universal truth
jesus christ lol
I'm really looking forward to the video game and novel
hopefully action figures and playset arent far behind
actually I was making a legitimate point and iis actually very music related since that point is specifically referenced in the new Solange album
You don't need to have a large sample to get an accurate estimate. You can be pretty accurate with like 30 measurements
You know, you have ridiculously bad taste, but you own it, and have no shame. I change my mind, you're more patrician than anyone else here, good shit.
You could live your entire life surrounded by exactly 30 white people, and say that the earth only consists of white people because that is all you see, and you would still be wrong. Just because you experience something, does not mean it is a universal truth.
>I don't imagine I'm actually fucking my female friends when I watch porn
>i am def an accesory to her; a bit of a "side-hoe" if you will (has bf)
>she's beautiful and has a nice ass.
>being with her in public makes me look better
You are actually mentally retarded
Oh, well I don't care about the "black movement" anyway. I listened to that album, but I couldn't help but dislike the "wewuzkings" feel on some songs and in the videos.
Like, maybe if you stopped acting like a victim, you'll stop being treated like one?
I know its just for the $$$ though so whatever
I wasn't cold reading, I was just projecting because I'm sad and lonely on christmas.
I don't know im sorry. I found the pic on Sup Forums. maybe they'll be able to help you
this bait is boring
>playset
I browse /toy/ and even I laughed at this
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Terrible analogy. It's like, if I live in detroit and I see blacks steal cars all the time, then one day my car gets stolen, will I assume it was a black guy? You betcha.
No I don't actually watch porn and try to picture my friend's face instead of the pornstar's face. What, I can't think two different girls are hot?
Also I don't imagine being friend's with the pornstars in the videos; I find it weird that you do though.
I'm pretty sure Mexicans are not welcome on Sup Forums
it's by mentality not color, you'd fit right in
>It's like, if I live in detroit and I see blacks steal cars all the time, then one day my car gets stolen, will I assume it was a black guy? You betcha.
And you would still not be correct, because personal observation is meaningless for creating objective realities.
the vinyl actually comes with a board game map
Then I show you statistics stating that Race X is Y times more likely to do Z. I say I can confirm this based on personal observation. Then you call me an ignorant racist stating that "statistics are inherently racist because that field was created by da white man!"
>no I don't actually do that you do
Yeah projecting vs projecting wins you the argument, you have the rationale and thinking of a child lmao
you should really be on Sup Forums you obviously aren't here to, or worse can't, intellectually discuss music
you certainly type like an autist OP
Wow, that's just... that's just embarrassing.
>you have the rationale and thinking of a child lmao
I am an electrical engineer bro chances are you're not as smart as me. Use all the buzzwords you want
>intellectually discuss music
Sup Forums is not a place for intelligent discussion. You would know this if you have spent more than 2 hours here
I'm sure you are
this thread is just one guy
not the person you're replying to but emotional intelligence =/= technical knowledge
I think you've had enough eggnog
>Then you call me an ignorant racist stating that "statistics are inherently racist because that field was created by da white man!"
No, you just cite breitbart or something which is an incredibly unreliable source that no serious academic would take seriously. Cite like a university of Texas study that shows that black people are more likely to commit crime than whites because blacks are lesser beings than whites, or get the fuck out.
>electrical engineer
ah so that's why, you've never had to cite an empirical source on a social reality in your life. Here's a tip, figures don't lie, but liars figure. Just because someone cites a statistic, does not mean they are credible. It's really easy to draw terrible conclusions from accurate statistics.
tfw put pf everything you play your friends only like talking heads
>I am an electrical engineer
>chances are you're not as smart as me.
>bro
affirmative action everyone
captcha was a picture of detroit
kill yourself like I told you to do
trips confirm
do u really mean that
yeah your thread ruined my morning and your subsequent posts only further anger me
>never had to cite an empirical source on a social reality in your life
Damn, I never knew Maxwell's laws werent a reality in my life! Jump off a building; gravity isn't a social reality, it's just scientific mumbo-jumbo!
Idiot.
what can i do to make it up to u
delete that shitty I love Sup Forums thread first off
Then I don't know, we'll just start from there
>mfw shitposting on this thread instead of spending time with my family on christmas
i think its too late i genuinely love mu
do u just not like the way i look im sorry i doient' mean to look like such a giant fag
OP here, I'm doing both
That movie was great
Same btw
honestly I'm just not a happy person during the holidays, I feel like a lot of people here aren't
If you're citing academic sources in engineering, why not do that when it comes to social realities?
what movie?
OP you sound kind of autistic but The Colour in Anything is an underrated masterpiece so I can't really hate
Because I just don't care man. It's much easier to call someone a fag and make up my own facts; that shit doesn't fly in engineering
oh u realy are serious.
im the sam way usually but im pretty drunk
have a few man
post your engineering degree from your local shit state university
>It's much easier to call someone a fag and make up my own facts
It doesn't fly in reality either, you just pretend it does because it's easy.
I'll take that advice as soon as I get done shitposting in this cancerous thread.
Not home I am shitpisting at my family's house from my phone
This truly is the worst thread active on Sup Forums right now. Good job
rym general exists, therefore this is not true
Please, he's making a good point. Blacks literally play the victim card all the time. You almost never hear Asians, Latinos and handicapped people complain like blacks do
>neighbors playing corridos and banda at full volume while throwing fireworks
Neediest of the minorities that's for damned sure
Do you know why us Mexicans don't flip out when cops kill mexicans? Because we are willing to admit that they probably had it coming.
you can also go back to your home board you dickriding simpleton
once my friend took a creep shot at hip hop because he thought I was the kind of person to hate hip hop, but then when I said that I disagreed with his opinion he immediately started acting sheepish and tried to change his mind