/cric/ SLvAUS; ENGvPAK

England 297 (86 ov) v Pakistan
Stumps
Sri Lanka 68/2 (18.5 ov) v Australia
Last Wicket: JK Silva 5 (16b 1x4 0x6) SR: 31.25

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my vacation is over back to work for me cya lads

Good morning

I agree

It's been alright

damn, so close

fugg

can a BSA get a stream, lads?

why is that not a catch?

you hold the ball for shorter and throw it in the air as a celebration and it'd be out

why is that not, he landed on his feet inside the field

he wasnt in control when he released it

How do i stop drinking and gambling lads? It's literally on my mind all the time

>tfw started riding to work
>tfw started paying for backpage whores

>tfw slowly turning into bikecunt

hello where is the bundes?

just embrace it

Sounds like you have poor impulse control, it's probably genetic. Just gotta stop flat out. The longer you can go without it the easier it will get

waddup

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enjoy the chaiwalla ads

I don't follow AFL but I was in the bikecunt thread

have there been any developments in that narrative since the initial thread? and what a thread that was

He planned a bike trip from Melbourne to Darwin, saying he could prove that bikefags could do anything and were better than car people. His chain snapped somewhere in country Victoria and his last post said that a bloke picked him up to take him to the servo and we haven't heard back since.

I don't follow AFL but I'm interested in this story

was john holland a mistake?

thanks

>21 year old NEET posted about having first driving lesson he was scared of
>Some cunt spergs out because he has to get a licence to drive his wife and daughter around (may or may not be bikecunt)
>Some sperg goes off about how cars are wastes of money and "cuckmobiles"
>Proceeds to lose his mind about how he runs his own business (/afl/ believes it's junk mail delivery service) and can ride anywhere and works where he wants and fucks whores on the regular at brothels
>Pontificates about how he has a "higher standard of living" because he isn't a cuck with a cuckmobie and drinks soylent (literally isn't food) just that and vitamins and minerals and fucks new women all the time
>Gets BTFO for the second half of the game with various memes
>Posts a side splitting Pepe of how wagecucks drive cars.

this was the other pasta i saved

Could you imagine bikecunt arguing with the worker through the intercom?

Sir, we do not serve people on bikes, it's policy
>This is biker's discrimination, we'll unionise!
Sir, I'm just following policy, we are not licensed to serve people not in road vehicles
>I bet you don't even go to brothels faggot
Excuse me, sir?
>H-hur hur, f-fucking knew it
Sir, I'm going to have to organise a car door to escort you off the porperty and into the gutter
>O-Oh ok hehe, w-was just joking, I'll be on my way gentlelady
*rings bell twice in quick succession*

thanks user, that's funny as fuck

>2 for nine
>suddenly 100-0

is this common in cricket, or are SL this memey?

It's not uncommon. 2-100 is still not the best score.

Pretty good lad but you forgot about his sick playing card exhaust !

Are >we finished lads?

lmao

>muh Hayne

When will this meme end?

HAYNE?

I unironically have faith in >our top order sans Burns. Marsh excluded, they all got themselves out instead of being beaten by the ball. If they go into this game without that same arrogance as before then >we should be fine.

Let me tell you something, I've been watching this game for 30 years, and no rookie has ever impressed me as much as Hayne has. I've seen all the greatest. I've seen 30 superbowls. I've seen it all man. Hayne has that something special that I've only seen in very few players. Players that are sitting in the Hall of Fame right now. Players that kids and men aspire to be. Hayne is special let me tell ya.

>League
>NRL
>Union sevens
>League

What's next from him lads?

UN Secretary General nomination

>we had a wrestle every Friday night

What did she mean by this?

What's a good first innings score for SL here lads?

based fucking gaz

Anything below 600

>kid wearing a baggy green

Disgusting. Whatever chink made that should be executed.

Mathews to fucking meme himself out again in 3 overs. Is there a more stupid captain? I mean, who else do you give it to, though?

Afridi or McMeme. Mathews is a fucking joke though. Horrible with reviews, horrible bowler, horrible setting fields and constantly makes question all choices with his bowlers. He also hasn't performed for two years.

>mfw aboriginals cant beat a small tropical island

loving the American banter lads

Is Mendis goat?

Holland has actually looked okay Tbh
Mathews could very well get out trying to smash him into the stands

>poo in loo commercials
>india not even playing

Could be lad, could be. He's only in his early 20s too

Like clockwy

Because you're watching an Indian stream.

>American """education"""

>tfw someone younger than me is single handedly beating the aussies

is this nigga mendis seriously going to ton up against us again? wtf

give me an aussie stream then

Is Angelo Mathews related to Greg Matthews?

Lyon getting exposed by the the Big Strong Sri Lankans

He's looked shit. Doesn't know what to do when the batsmen target him.

Execute Kusal Mendis.

here we go lads, wicket soon

Is Meme Shit australians worst ever captain?

Of the modern area, yes. Ponting was just as dumb, but he was much better at handling the team and a far better batsman

I have a job interview with the Attorney General next week and I can't remember what the job actually was (listing was deleted off the web weeks ago), just that it was really good.

LOL i am fucked

>tfw no Zara gf

How to become an Australian test cricketer
1. Pie chuck
2. ???
3. Success

>this is 10/10 is australia

He's literally and unironically better than any English spinner.

reminder that you will NEVER be big enough for Zara

>australia

literally rather fuck that seal m8

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>"hey girl, get a load of this virgin"

are you quoting yourself

Good job on the kangapoos for openly discriminating against these people

Has Alan Donald, dare I say it, failed?

mendGOD on double century watch

He either has a wicked sense of humour or he is so moronic that he can't see what he just did

Take a guess m8

HAZLEGOD

Should be clipping

batsmen that have completely BTFO Australia in my lifetime
>Sachin Tendulkar
>Brian Lara
>Alastair Cook
and now...
>Kusal Mendis

then fucking state of >us

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How's Mathew's looking? Might put some $ on him getting 50

fucking umpball

time to go indias route and ban drs

who the fuck is the third umpire???

this reverse tho

>can afford hawkeye but not lights

get in here, young ladies

hawkeye is about as expensive as a copy of football manager m8

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Honestly it should be a six day test match when the 'low light' bullshit takes out two hours of play each day

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rudeposting is not allowed in /bündesligä/

Saved to my American banter folder lads

looks like a Cricinfo facebook page user has stumbled into /cric/ lads

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So this is the famous American banter.... Woah....

It's best to just ignore FHG

@69873918
This isn't even intelligent

this isnt FHG. Even his ""banter"" isnt this crude

its clearly some Indian expat. Daniel has probably been advertising >us in the cricinfo comments section or something

It's not him ttytt