NFL General - Blue Eyes White Dragon Edition

KC: Chiefs reunite Nick Foles with HC Andy Reid
SF: 49ers extend LB Bowman for 7 years, $77 million
SF: Vance McDonald not a starter for 49ers?
WAS: Josh Doctson expected back within two weeks
GB: Ty Montgomery had microfracture procedure
PIT: Sammie Coates a 'regular' with 1st team O
CAR: Panthers WR Hill still struggling with knee
TEN: Andre Johnson's deal has no guaranteed money
OAK: Cooper, Carr rooming together at Raiders camp
DAL: Zeke Elliott out 'some time' with hammy issue
TB: Koetter: Seferian-Jenkins fighting for a job
TB: Koetter: Brate currently starting TE over ASJ

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awoo

>when someone says the Seahawks aren't winning the Super Bowl.

F

>SF: 49ers extend LB Bowman for 7 years, $77 million

press F to pay your respects to his one good knee

NFC East standings hurt me inside but I gotta agree.

I don't think the Colts finish that low.

Patriots win the AFC East at 11-5. Jets will not finish 13-3. Maybe 9-7.

Broncos are not going to repeat as long as Sanchize is their QB. Broncos regress hard, they are not going 13-3 again.

Everything else looks p good.

posted the wrong one in the last thread my bad

you can change the jets and pats

"More Touchdowns Today Than Interceptions"

Always kek.

It's going to be Giants and Redskins for the NFC East even if Cousins reverts back to mediocrity. The rest of the team got better.

>tfw you loved Foles as an Eagle and the trade for Bradford made you borderline suicidal

>65%
>4300 yards
>34 touchdowns
>12 interceptions
>7.4 y/a
>1 cheeky rush touchdown

Prove me wrong.

how so?

>Ty Montgomery had microfractre procedure
Can anyone remember the last time the Packers actually drafted someone decent?

>No Megatron to carry him

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forgot

>MIN: Lawsuit filed against Zygi WIlf for producing only one viable fantasy player in 6 years by Draftkings
all these vikings fans think that Treadwell is gonna make a difference.
or that Diggs is gonna be pulling the same shit he did before they had tape on him last year.
sure those are match grade bullets but I'm just saying the fucking gun is terrible.

>Isaiah Pead
>Tre Mason
What will Gurley accomplish this season to JUST himself?

The Browns are going to have a top 15 offense this year and one of the 5 worst defenses. How did we get here from what was supposed to be the leagues top defense and worst offense literally 2 years ago?

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> Sunday is so fucking close

Here are some reasons why the Colts are winning it all...

> Luck is back
> He can finally slide
> New OC
> New DC from the Ravens
> No Toler
> Pat Robinson was top 10 cb last year
> Top 10 Defense
> #1 offense
> Henry Anderson is back
> Mike Adams leads in Int
> Vontae Davis top 5 CB again
> Butler still an underdog cb/fs
> Geathers and Green play tough
> Ridgeway and Mathis get 10 sacks each
> Grigson actually fixing the roster
> Won't have to worry about the Pats till the playoffs
> Best center in the draft
> Hilton and Moncrief top receiving duo
> D'qwell leads in tackles again
> Luck CPOTY and MVP
> Quan Bray is the best returner
> Allen will play like his rookie season
> Frankie G finally gets his 1000 yards and 100 yrd game
> Dorsett will burn the fuck out of all the DB's
> AV will not miss a fg this season
> Luck will have 5,000 yards 50 td 16 int
> Lead in tds and yards
> 12-4

>Browns
>top 15 offense
with no QB?

McCown is the slightly above average, 12 tds and 4 ints last year with nobody at WR and if RG3 gets the job after camp it means he's playing at that level or better. People are sleeping on how deep the Browns are at all the skill positions right now besides RB

>this image will never be relevant again
jdimsa

I'm drunk btw

No but there was some good trolling in those threads when it was relevant.

>tfw 2014 just seems like a long dream

>Bengals
>6-10
>implying

It doesn't make sense. This offseason went by in a flash but 2014 seems like it was decades ago.

>tfw 2014 just seems like a long dream
iktftb

>tfw we've all got one foot in the grave and time won't stop

this, they are winning the AFC this year

Then we're going to lose in the first round of the playoffs as is tradition.

:(

Strange how so much California scum is moving to Texas.

Romo is elite

that would be pretty hard considering winning your conference means you're playing in the owl

Oh my bad, I misread. You're a more optimistic man than I am, I'm just hoping for a first round win and no big injuries.

Does anyone have an album of images with ridiculous half time scores or ass beatings? College or NFL.

Not an album but I have a couple saved at least.

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these are pretty tame senpai

There's one with the Pats with 35 points in the first quarter iirc

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>your team
>your favorite one-hit wonder
>optional: the one hit in question

Raiders
Jacoby Ford
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nvm i found it, i think this the game

single game touchdown leaders for each franchise

1. Eagles - 7 (2013 Nick Foles)
1. Broncos - 7 (2013 Peyton Manning)
1. Giants - 7 (1962 Y.A. Tittle)
1. Bears - 7 (1943 Sid Luckman)
1. Saints - 7 (2015 Drew Brees)
1. Titans/Oilers - 7 (1961 George Blanda)
1. Vikings - 7 (1969 Joe Kapp)
8. 49ers - 6 (1994 Steve Young in the SUPER BOWL)
8. Steelers - 6 (2014 Ben Roethlisberger)
8. Packers - 6 (2012 Matt Flynn)
8. Chargers - 6 (1981 Dan Fouts)
8. Browns - 6 (1949 Otto Graham)
8. Patriots - 6 (2007/2009/2012 Tom Brady)
8. Jets - 6 (2008 Brett Favre)
8. Bengals -6 (2007 Carson Palmer)
8. Raiders - 6 (1969 Daryl Lamonica)
8. Texans - 6 (2014 Ryan Fitzpatrick)
8. Chiefs - 6 (1964 Len Dawson)
8. Colts - 6 (2003 Peyton Manning)
8. Bills (1991 Jim Kelly)
8. Dolphins - 6 (1986 Dan Marino)
8. Redskins - 6 (1991 Mark Rypien)
8. Cardinals - 6 (1965 Charly Johnson)
25. Seahawks - 5 (1997 Warren Moon)
25. Buccaneers - 5 (2010 Josh Freeman)
25. Falcons - 5 (1992 Wade Wilson)
25. Lions - 5 (2009 Matt Stafford)
25. Cowboys - 5 (1966 Don Meredith)
25. Panthers - 5 (2015 Cam Newton)
25. Ravens - 5 (2014 Joe Flacco)
25. Jaguars - 5 (2015 Blake Bortles)

so basically your team is trash unless you have at least a 6+ TD game

youtube.com/watch?v=6ZovyBO3zog

Good thing muh boy Jim Kelly is on the list.

I miss the based gamblers tho

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>8. 49ers - 6 (1994 Steve Young in the SUPER BOWL)
>sb29 was 32 years ago already

I feel the same way, I honestly hope he has a great career

So I think we can agree now that KC is meme capital of the world now can't we?

Rodgers threw 6 against the Bears

Where did all these falseflagging Cowboys fans come from?

Everywhere but Dallas

He'd be so good if he just took care of himself. Blows my mind ho an NFL QB can't be in elite physical condition

Is there honestly a nicer guy in the NFL then Elliot Harrison

If the Cowboys were in the market for former Eagles, Riley Cooper is still available.

Seriously. Dallas. Go for it. He's basically just a white Dez.

SAVE_US.BEWD

He's slow tho

Actual video of me at football practice in high school

Yeah, Luck is back. With a shoulder and kidney held together by thread and duct tape

>foles to chiefs
kek johnny football to cowboys confirmed

How so? How are they any more memeable than the eggles?

>implying

Bosa is a bust.

congrats michigan fags you were right for once. jim harbaugh can now die of a stroke in peace

Look, I'm a lifelong Ohio State fan but the fact of the matter is Bosa and Elliot are trash busts that were third round talent at best.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/08/04/report-cowboys-like-josh-mccown-browns-reluctant-to-trade/
lul

>Falcons rookie linebacker Torrey Green is under investigation after two women separately accused him of rape and another woman accused him of groping her while he was a player at Utah State last year, TMZ reports

Ohio State fan here, you're not an Ohio State fan. Anyone who watched Zeke play knows he's something special.

Believe me when I say I'm the biggest Ohio State fan but we need to be realistic here, Injury Prone Elliot doesn't have what it takes to make it in the NFL.

>Foles screwing the cowgirls 2 years after being tossed out by chip

What a fucking bro. As far as I'm concerned he's an Eagle4Lyfe

You've convinced me, I'm now a #CruzMissile.

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>CAR: Panthers WR Hill still struggling with knee
he's also struggling with catching passes.

God damn, it felt like it's been a 10 years since football?

Finally, this Sunday, football is back. Can you guys feel it?

I feel it man. Suddenly ESPN radio has been tolerable in the last 2 weeks. The morning air is crisp. Temps dropping into the 50's at night.

hoo boy it's comin'

Is Brett Favre a bust?

Desmond would slap the shit out of I'll Fight Every Nigger Here.

hed get lit in the nose then cry about losing his faggy earings afterword

There's no need to be so upset.

Post the players that you don't want playing the preseason
Beckham
Eli
Harrison
Jennings
Richberg
Pugh

>mfw Justin Blackmon made it into another Madden on the Jaguars roster

Is Ezekiel Elliot the worst player in the history of the NFL?

He's definitely a contender. Bosa might give him a run for his money though.

Personally I'd lean towards Deshaun Watson. Total bust.

tom brady hasnt won a super bowl in like 2 years

Bi-Weekly reminder that the Bengals are winning the owl this year and there is NOTHING you can do to stop this

Isn't Bosa getting fucked by the ownership?

No.

His contract is irrelevant. Bosa was never going to be successful in the NFL.

what? this bullshit holdout is all on him

Yes, Chargers are trying to get him to sign the worst third pick contract since the last rule change. One again, Chargers prove they are the worst NFL franchise.

No. He's trying for no offset or guaranteed completely 4 years on a rookie contract

Meaning in English no matter what happens the Chargers will pay him around 12 million. No offset means if he's traded the Chargers still have to pay him even if the other team is paying him

Usually these guys hit around 80% guaranteed up from for top 5 guys

Bosa agent is just pushing the limit

>No offset means if he's traded the Chargers still have to pay him even if the other team is paying him

See, I don't even understand why this is a point of contention -- if it still is.

What team would ever be OK with signing a rookie and agreeing to allowing him to double-dip, if the situation arises?

1. Patriots
2. Steelers
3. Colts
4. Raiders
5. Bengals
6. Texans

1. Packers
2. Seahawks
3. Panthers
4. Redskins
5. Cardinals
6. Vikings

>inb4 le colts are bad because of one season lost to injury
>inb4 unironically believing in the jags
>inb4 doubting Holy Carr
>inb4 doubting Captain Kirk