U guys wanna see bad tenants? or hear a bad neighbor story?

u guys wanna see bad tenants? or hear a bad neighbor story?

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sure man

I'm also interested. Checked.

I'll bite

Bump for interest

monitoring

I'll biteIs this in a looney bin?

Post tenant pics

i'm a landlord myself. lets hear some of your stories.

It appears so, but from the looks of the chairs I somewhat doubt it. To easily thrown or used as a weapon. I've been 302'd.

did OP abandon his own thread?

do eet

Hopefully he's getting his green text all laid out in a timely fashion. Cmon op make it good

op abandoned this thread quicker than a deadbeat tenet on rent day.

inb4 they were all niggers

>Move in 9 months ago, new neighbors already let us know theyour have 9 kids, 2 dogs and 2 sub letters. apparently the dogs bark, the kids can be rowdy and their previous neighbors were "assholes". We're attached btw.

>k cool. I can put up with their shit aslong as its not too crazy.

>Well it gets fucking cray. loud music kids hitting balls at my house, loud domestic disputes. you know it.

>I go over and ask them to turn it down "oh it's not loud". bitch fuck ya it is.

>Invite neighbor over for a listen "oh that is pretty loud". well thank God right? now they understand how loud their music is.

>1 week goes by. not too much crazy shit. kids are still going nuts and they love to let there dog out for long periods of time.

>Thursday night Im about to go to bed. it starts. well I guess it's fucking pay day cause the music's louder then a rock concert and the kids and dogs are going nuts.

Continue?

More squalor please

Not OP, but got a bad neighbor story.
>Be college me
>Have batshit crazy neighbor lady
>Never even had a cup of coffee with her
>She thinks we're in a relationship
>Be in Indy to present paper with professor
>She calls the cops and says I had sexyfuntime with her underage daughter that weekend
>Get back, get cuffed and stuffed while police investigate
>She presents "proof" like newspaper ads and photos of her at the Grand Canyon without me.
>Cops figure out she's Loony Tunes
>Still got fingerprinted, mug shots, and a finger up my butthole for my efforts.

Yes, please.

More stories and crap living quarters. Drop it all i will sleep good tonight.

rip had neighbors with almost 9 kids all boys and one girl, girl being oldest. all of them being 12 and under they were all loud and shit felt sorry for the mom she was nice and always cleaned up after them

One of my neighbors smashed a vase over my room mates head, their dogs killed my entire chicken coop, I could here the beat their girlfriend nightly, heard their dogs possibly maul some one to death, there was over 1000 rats in the duplex due to them, they had five dogs, other neighbors on the other side, i could here them either beat or rape their 5 year old daughter everynight couldnt really do anything, it was the south and no evidence.

>I decide to let it slip, but next week it happens again on Thursday.

>Go over and ask them to turn it down. 10 year old kids answers the door. I ask if the parents are home. nope. just a couple of kids blasting EDM music while antagonizing their dogs.

>2 weeks pass. music's loud af all the time. their yard looks like ass. strollers garbage and empty beer bottles every where.

>I'm getting sick of this shit but still putting up with it. one day I'm walking my little dog inside without a leash with my friend. neighbor tells me to put a leash on him. I ignore him. my friend tells him he should turn his music tf down at night.

>OH shit. he starts yelling and tells us he'll burn my house down. wtf.

>I go inside and chill tf out.

continue?

u sound like a fucking pussy

Quit asking and dump

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Dubs speaks truth

>I call the police. they can't do anything about it. I don't know their names either so it's not like I can get a restraining order.

>I ignore shit. but start doing my own research. I find out they are renting. I find the LL and property management company and I also find out that the mom has a history with police

>I find their Facebooks and discover she's had her children taken away before. her ex BF and her were crack addicts and even have a story in our newspaper about stealing items from retail stores by putting them in a baby stroller.

>Wtf have I gotten my self into. I stop asking them to turn their music down and go quiet for a month.

continue?

1/?

I'm going to take a wild guess that people are in this thread to read the stories you promised in the original post. So, you don't need our permission to continue - JUST FUCKING DO IT.

Looney Toons*

Aye...but make it quick

2/?

reply to your previous part of the story and don't ask continue

>So the property company contacts me and tells me that they were successful in evicting them but their eviction date wasn't for another month and a half

>Well that's great.

>A few days go by, and I guess some when went inside the house and saw the condition it was in and decided to call CPS.

>Kids are now gone. all 9 of them. My neighbors aren't happy, and they let me know

continue?

OP too slow wtf, just dump it mang

You fucking retard. Quit asking and just keep posting.

just post and stop asking
fucks sake

Checked

Cheked

>open a book
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

sauce?

Satan says to dump it

Won't let me post any more pictures but I wish you guys could have smelt that apartment. No electricity for over a month. A fridge full of fast food literally disentigrated in the fridge. Roach colonies everywhere. I've cleaned for years and that was by far the worst. If I can get the fridge pictures to load, you guys better prepare to puke

>xd

>Find a nail in my tire and strange marks on my back door, like some one tried to pry it open.

>Decide to install security cameras.

>1 week goes by and nothing.

>Friday night comes, the dad is wasted, comes out side to great his friends and throws a sandwhich at my camera.

>I get cheesed. but let it slide. it's just a sandwhich.

>Later in the night Im awaken by a smash. I check my cameras, and what'd ya know. he threw a bottle onto my porch.

>His bitch comes over 5 minutes later to sweep it into my garden.

kek plox mate

they have chairs in mental hospitals
it's a movie but yes

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I'm gonna need the sauce. I bet they go nuts on each other's cunts soon after this

I'll never understand why people don't type out the full story before posting

Kayden Kross & Dana Vespoli
Evil Angel 2014.08
Fluid 2

Looks tasty m8y.

>continue?

No. Just stop your insecure rambling and go be sad somewhere.

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Just be grateful he didn't put Continue? this time

what if that's because that's all there is?

OP is this the regency in sussex county wantage NJ?

tbqh I gagged a bit

>Show police video tape the next morning

>Let me know I can charge for mischief.

>I just let it be.

>Shits the same. except now they don't have electricity or water.

>I guess they found a new place cause they don't sleep their any more. Just their 2 dogs and the 5 puppies they had 3 weeks ago.

>Their house looks like even shittier now. Dogs are being left alone for 24+ hours.

>Humane society or w.e showed up and looked at their dogs. but didn't go inside their house.

Then OP is a shit storyteller who can't end a story.
also your dubs are unbelieveable

Check out And, yes, they go pretty nuts on each other. Pic related are screens.

This was after the first cleanings. So here's the store.

Landlord sets me up to knock money off my rent if I clean shithole. I knew the previous tenant and this is actually how she lived. The carpet is having to be replaced and it smells like shit, body oder, pee and animals. Also, ruined food. Bitch never bathed and she left in a hurry. Found a lot of cool shit in there. Literally 7 or 8 bags of shoplifted clothes. Some still had tags and security tags had been cut out of a lot of articles.

nigger infestation

Op are you the guy from the how fukt up are you thread a while back, the workaholic looking into learning about finances?

>be me
>be 18
>go to tech school in
>school help students get apartments w/ other students
>get drunk 25/8 roomies
>parents coming to visit
>ask roomies to do their drinking somewhere else for the 36 hours parents are in town
>they agree
>pick up parents at airport
>want to see apt before going out to dinner
>get to apt
>dad needs to piss
>tell him where bathroom is
>dad opens door
>doesn't go in
>closes door
>comes back
>"user, I think you should check on your room mate."
>go to bathroom
>shit fucking everywhere
>walls
>ceiling
>floor
>mirror
>sink
>inside the drawers
>behind the toilet
>not just splattered
>smeared to completely cover every sqin
>roomie wrapped around toilet
>fuck this shit
>close door
>get rope
>tie door shut
>next day hear banging on bathroom door
>open it slightly
>roomies mad as hell
>slide in some cleaning products, cloths, and a bucket
>tell roomie he can get out when the shit is gone

Well, kinda. Just one tenant because the other couldn't handle living in squalor. The nasty bitch is mixed.

I used to be her friend before I found out how horrible she was. Found some of my shit in the house. Also found a mutual friends

cheers dude just found it on TPB

That LOTR poster made it out just fine. Shoulda took it

She fled in a hurry. I got to thinking about it. I know she has a warrant for her arrest in a neighboring state. I think she was caught shoplifting and fled up north. I. Fairly certain I know where she is.

>Some officer comes inside their house the next day while I'm home

>Hear yelling screaming and crying. They pull out the dogs and put them in the back of some white truck.

>lol.jpeg

>The mom starts freaking out, her bf is restraining her. Shes yelling shit like "you take my kids now my dogs!?". whole street is literally staring.

>She calms down and both go inside.

>I guess they found a new place to live cause in 3 days they moved out half the house.

Good work. Did roomier clean it?

Roaches shit all over it. Trust me it was fucked

are they native americans? because i used to live in a reservation and i would hear stories like this all the time.

>MFW with is technically forced labor

>LL finally gets to look at the house and it looks like this.

>everything is covered in dog shit. there's drug paraphernalia, clogged toilets, every single floor and wall has feces on it, garbage and broken furniture and they even stole shit like kitchen cabinets, shades/curtains, door knows.

>Most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

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typical canadians..

That has to be a native

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obviously this is in texas

>roommate #1 gets water all over counter when brushing teeth
>roommate #2 never turns on bathroom vent fan after he shits

>damn canadians

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Yes it is

Mexico

self-defense is a valid defense for any crime so long as you can prove that you were in fear of your life or serious injury
>rentokil-hygiene.co.uk/specialist-disinfection/sewage-cleanup/diseases-caught-from-sewage/
>Cryptosporidium and Giardia potentially fatal symptoms
>Gram Negative Bacteria

E. coli
Salmonella
Shigella
Pseudomonas
Moraxella
Helicobacter
Stenotrophomonas
Bdellovibrio
Acetic acid bacteria
Legionella
Cyanobacteria
Spirochaetes
Some forms of meningitis
>Hepatitis A
>Leptospirosis potentially lethal symptoms
>Tenanus The incubation period for a tetanus infection is 4 to 21 days; it must be treated quickly as it can be fatal

>GNATS

ontario?

I'll add one but on green text cause mobile

I had a year in college where we moved into a total shithole. I'd agreed to live with 2 of the 3 other roommates, but didn't see the place before moving in because I worked 12 hr days on weekends. I trusted their judgement and moved in a few weeks layer. The past tennents obviously hated the landlord because they broke plates and glasses and smeared them into the carpet and threw food all over every surface in the house (saw pics and it was NOT like this before). I had to vaccum the fucking cupboards and fish an upper decker shit outta the toilet. The landlord said if we cleaned for him, he'd take a bunch of money off of rent
>50 buck for 4 roommates
Cont

>be me, 25
>basically tricked into living with old friend, he grew up rich and unloved
>kid turns out to be a liar, slob, cheat, and a manipulator
>doesnt pay electric/heat/internet bills
>doesnt have a job
>dad paid 6 months rent UP FRONT
>lives off my meager salary
>smokes weed, drinks, and watches stupid shit on netflix all day EVERY DAY for the past 60 days
>room is an absolute disaster, much like the squalorfags exhibited above...
>front porch is taken over by trash, used burrito and fast food plates, bags, leftovers
>fruit flies everywhere
>Icantfuckingwaittogetout.png

oh I forgot to mention he stole my weed twice, and once claimed that our house got broken into...

He once walked into my room and stole change out of my change cup, too.

faggot.

Because thread would die with nobody to bump it.

Landlord is a total fuck and won't fix anything, even after police call to pressure him says "well, guess they'll have to take me to jail". Laws in our city say only 3 unrelated can live in house so he kind of has us by the balls. 2 of the 3 roommates are total shit. One boils shrimp in a pot, leaves some in there and doesn't clean it for 3 months. Other bakes a cake and leaves it on the counter for 5 months. Fucking mold city. So about a month before I move out I start my revenge. Shrimp roommate has girlfriend that lives with us rent free and complains all the time. His dad is lawyer so were kind of scared to do anything above the table

how long are you stuck there? fuck that guy so hard

One time I took a shit and through it in a mailbox. Lol

Not op but if you boys can keep the thread alive I can tell you all about the place I live in currently.

my sis works for a rental management company
she says it is obvious months before which residents will leave the property in ruins
>rent always late
>constant petty complaints about repairs completely stop
>evidence of undeclared residents
>blinds/drapes always shut
>trash left on balcony/patio/doorway/stairs
>grass goes dead, even with a sprinkler system
>moving trucks picking shit up from the property weeks before move-out yet 3 eviction notices and police involvement are needed to empty the property (they're cleaning out the property's copper pipes and wiring)
>any suspicion of drug use

>Canadian flag

Lost it

until november...

He's stolen and alienated himself from our immediate group of friends and is doing the whole "im so depressed im going to escape my sorrow with substance abuse and fast food"

he's probably suicidal and while i wont have it in writing that I wish it upon him... well.