Why do Americans wear shoes on the beach?

Why do Americans wear shoes on the beach?

Why do americans wear shirts and pants in pools at water parks?

The sand is really fucking hot, man.
Fat people are insecure.

Why do americans don't use bidet after taking a shit?

Why niggers are the same everywhere? Our local "black" people from Caucasus mountains always talk on speakerphone too.

so you don't get foot stabbed by aids needle

It's mostly a minority thing. South park literally made an episode about briwn people wearing shirts in the pool.

And flip flops literally everywhere else ?

>being naked in a public pool

How can mirrors be real if our eyes arn't real?

As much as us blscks like going to the beach, and tropical locationsx we actually don't like sand, or even getting in the ocean

If I could kick them out of this country, I would

He has no intention of being at the beach. Just being an attention whore for the camera

They don't like sand, it's course and rough, and it gets everywhere.

>Americans wear shoes in the womb

Puritardism
Anyone got the link to that forum where soccer moms are complaining about Euro tourists that don't put their 3 year old daughters in bikinis etc?

You want to see his feet?

Most people don't, but as far as I am concerned, every child of Will Smith is ducked in the head.

Is that because you can't swim?

>krauts are THIS uncivilized

We're pretty much the inventors of nudist beaches, but don't sexualise everything

>be Germany
>be the origin of nearly every sexual fetish and form of degeneracy going back to the Weimar Republic