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HODOR WOULD YOU PLEASE HOLD THE DOOOOOOOOR

Kek dumb bookworms

HALTE DIE TÜR

HALTE DIE TÜR

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HODOR

RIP best pupper.

Are D&D targaryen loyalists or they just want the show to die like any character that goes to Mereem?

This show is absolute trash; absolute pedalled garbage. It panders to the lowest common denominator and dregs of society, sacrificing substance for base appeal, not risking anything but rather applying cliche tropes overriding the show’s uniqueness. Which is honestly an articulate way of saying it is generic bland crap wasting its potential as the seasons drudge on.

These two hack Jew producers haven’t the slightest clue in the direction they’re taking things after deviating heavily from George R.R. Martin’s literature. Each scene is painful to watch as the actors are forced to ramble on in 21st century vernacular.

Someone [GRRM] who's fundamentally anti-religious, anti-feudalistic wouldn't have his magnum opus be some pedalled story of religion, Azor Ahai and prophecy full of tropes and simply a chosen one defeating the Others and bringing harmonious balance; it's going to be so much more than that and even throw all that out the window when the Others and Children make their return and ultimately the epilogue for ASOIAF should break the Kingdoms and core of feudalism entirely, as it breaks the mould of genre fiction. The show has no indication of remaining faithful to the source material but continues to be absolute pandered bullshit catering to faggots.

>more dick jokes
>(farts)
>let’s play a drinking game!
>ebin stronk female caricatures
>Cut all the history and intricate politics (e.g. Riverland sieges and negotiations from AFfC, notion of the history of Blackfyres and their impact on the world – Bittersteel (Golden Company), Brynden Rivers role, Daemon)
>Cut or completely butcher all real player’s plots (e.g. Wyman Manderly, Doran)
>Neglect the true puppet masters who manipulate everything from behind the scenes throughout history (e.g. Bloodraven/Children, Quaithe)

And you fags enjoy this mind numbing horseshit. This show turned into a fucking sitcom years ago and you should all kill yourselves for watching it.

Ayo what kinda Tyrion & Varys arc you want this season fám?

>everyone keeps screaming about the same things even if they're not plot holes

(Meera picked up one of the obsidian spears stfu)

But they're forgetting that

THE CHILDREN FUCKING 1 SHOTTING THE WIGHTS WITH THEIR SPEARS WHEN ITS FUCKING CONFIRMED THAT OBSIDIAN DOES NOTHING TO THEM

>Bran has another flashback from Tower of Joy
>Ned finds Lyanna with a baby in her arms
>She says "what shall we call him?"
>Ned goes "I'll be right back I'm just gonna go to the jon, I need a piss"
>baby's eyes roll back and he starts convulsing

>no cleganebowl confirmed
>Euron is not cool as in the books
>origin story of the WW
>Hold the Door

fuck i had high hopes for this season...

Preston was right

Can someone please explain to me why Ned Stark didn't take the Iron Throne and rule Westeros after he defeated the Targaryans?

Feminist power fantasy the show.

Every episode we will remind you how evil men are.
>The khals wanting to rape a strong powerful women(Kelly C).
Every episode this season we will remind you white men have small cocks or none.
>Varys has no cock joke every episode this season.
>Jon snows small pecker joke last episode.
Every episode we will remind you how evil white men are.
>Ramsay being evil, killing white women and sending evil rape letter.
>The WHITE masters owning BLACK slaves.
Every episode we will remind you how weak white men are.
>Jaime,Jon,Kevan,Loras,Theon and Tommen all being weak little bitches until a strong powerfull woman tell them otherwise.
Every episode we will remind you that men are nothing but BETA whiteknights.
>GreyWorm, Jaime, Jorah and Sam.
Every episode we will remind you how powerful woman are.
>Brienee talking shit about executing evil white man Stannis.
>Kelly C killing evil men, being portrayed as a goddess while being The smuggest of cunts.
>Sansa demanding Jon to take back WinterFell or she will take back WinterFell by herself, while Jon was being a little bitch.
>Yara going to rule the Iron Islands while saying how worthless white men are.

Who wants to go and make natalie dormer oink with me??

These threads are going faster than the Others went to see Bran

Rest in peace pupper. ;_;

Alder, Haldür!

>"Bran, I've been hauling this sled for days without so much as a bite to eat. I'm gonna have to gobble on that cucumber of yours"
>"My cucumber?"
>Meera unlaces Bran's breeches and begins to suck him, he's helpless to stop her
>"Muh... cucumber?"
>"Muh.. uhh... 'cumber?"
>"Mucumber?"
>"MACUMBER!"
>"MACUMBER!!"

Anybody have a green text for the stuff leaked?

>Summer is kill
>Hodor is kill
>Nights King is a COTF expirement

Q: How is Hodor's death like basic etiquette?

A: A gentleman holds the door for the lady.

Actress who played Sansa in the play.

Someone sauce. Those boobs were JUST

>leaks were right

>shaggydog dies
>summer dies
>ghost dies
>nymeria probably dies

AYY WE NEEEDED THE BUDGET FOR THE DARGONS DABID

>Bran sees Lyanna
>"Damn she's fine"
>Wargs into Ned, fucks her
>N+L=J

Varys just can't fucking catch a break

See you next Sunday at 9 pm

Reminder that Cogman is the true evil, and the D&D have done nothing wrong:

Things D&D have done:
>adapted many scenes amazingly, such as Blackwater, Red Wedding, Purple Wedding, Mountain vs Viper
>Gave us the awesome Massacre at Hardhome, which the books only mentioned in passing
>made the show a success with plenty of top tier actors and actresses
>gave us the great Theon burning the letter scene
>Gave us the Robert & Cersei scene

Things Cogman has done:
>Fucked up Dorne with his fanfiction and talked D&D into doing it(HINT: They didn't want to do it)
>Asha(oh wait, no, i mean Yara, Cogmans fanfic name for her) vs Ramsay's Dogs
>put Sansa in Winterfell

Is the Night king a Stark?

Y'all cunts remember when kinslaying was the worst possible crime to commit in Westeros?

Start by watching the first episode of the show or read a few of his POV chapters in AGoT

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Night's King is a Stark.

>le brit genes

Blood Raven is not dead

He was removed from the Branches and he is finally free for he is The Nights King

He has seen all magic and knows all things past.

It is soon time for the final battle.

This is a over the top pasta but it's not completely wrong

post s6 season leaks pls

7th for the door

>TENEAT AD OSTIUM
>TENEAT AD OSTIUM
>
>Hodor

Who should be cast to play Leanna Stark?

Gonna watch the leak now. What to expect?

Why is Bran just walking around and warging into past things?
Did you read books, Dabid? He's a tree, he only sees what great trees saw.

>arya training montages

What's the obsession with direwolves anyway? They never did anything important.

>muh cool big wolves

That's about it. CGI is expensive.

daily reminder everyone on /got/ was wrong about euron=daario

everyone was wrong about syrio=jaqen

everyone was wrong about jorah saving dany by spreading greyscale amongst the sandniggers

basically like 99.99999% of the horse shit people came up with including the preston jacobs stuff was all wrong

bookfag tears are almost as sweet as stannisfag tears

WHY DO DABID AND DAN HATE THE DIREWOLVES SO MUCH?

Fucking hacks and their shitty dragon obsession.

>Jorah I command you to go find a cure for medieval stoneaids
>I should be king because I killed Balon and I have a cock

>Promise me Ned

>Ran into the wights and died immediately
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Still a better performance than "abandoned Jon for an entire season and was off doing something while he got stabbed 100 times" Ghost

>putting Sansa in Winterfell
>bad

Are you suggesting that the clumsy Jeyne Poole clusterfuck would have been a better option for television?

Apologize.

So... Euron wants to ally with Daenerys

And Yara wants to ally with Daenerys

And this obligates them to be enemies or something

I mean

OK

Is it possible that this shit has been butchered even harder than Dorne? I hope Preston has an absolute field day with this

why didn't the bloodraven just go back in time to stop bran from going back in time to see the night's king?

Not related to this season but it always bugged me.

>Varys wants what's best for the realm
>Wants Robert dead even though his reign was, like, 15 years of peace and he wasn't insane...only drunk.

>never did anything important

uh, remember summer protecting bran and cat from the assassin? that was kind of important

in the books they are more important. ghost is the one who finds the dragonglass

Of coursh. Starks=Snarks

I yelled what the fuck at my screen like a raging autist when he died

I know the show is trash but Summer died for no fucking reason, he didn't even stop the skeletons for more than 3 seconds

The entire plot just become good women vs evil men
>the children of forest (which are female) created ice zombie lords (which are all male) for their fight against first MEN

shit thread desu

dog dog go awoo awoo bark bark

Alright so Sansa seems that she wants to become queen of the north and take revenge against the lannisters(since she lied to Jon she doesn't want him to rule) while Jon wants to take witnerfell and gather all the norsemen in order to defend the Wall,meaning they'll fight.What if Jon stabs Sansa like Azor Ahai stabs her wife(therefore a person he loved) and fucks white walker shit up as azor ahai?

I'm sorry I doubted you preston

yeah I forgot that it kills walkers but lords can only be killed with val steel

He really does look like le current year man doesn't he?

Promise me Ned

Preston spouted a lot of shit. What are you refering to?

the show is created by 2 jews, the trick is to look past it and focus on the scenes that don't involve any women

>yfw every god king of planetos was named bran
>yfw the mad queen will never rule westeros

What was he right about?

they just decided to change that because it would be easier to show scenes even if there weren't any weirwoods around

stupid right

It's a storyline that shouldn't have been made at all if the only way to supposedly make it is by assassinating Salsa's character arc.

Did the episode leak already or what? I keep seeing this maymay but have no idea what it's about. Does Hodor become Hodor because he actually means "hold the door", but he got rekt while saying that?

Not a good actress
She's only going to appear for one scene

>le pisswater prince
D A B I D ! ! ! ! ! !

>they literally use magic to turn humans into others
>IT'S SCI-FI I SWEAR

fuck off preston

- Hodor dies holding the door
- Summer dies just because
- children of the forest created the walkers
- floppy dicks
- top tier fart jokes

Stannis is not dead.

He and Brienne made a deal that he would lay his life down for the Starks and help them takeover the realm.

>Varys just can't fucking catch a break

Just once I'd like one of those 'long evil/threatening monologue' characters to be cut off midsentence by a hammer to the face.

I. Fucking. Hate. This. Trope.

HS is the most guilty in GoT

>Ghost dies
>Ramsay is imprisoned by Sansa
>Wun Wun dies
>Ramsay dies
>Blackfish dies
>Cercei dies
>Thoros dies
>Beric dies
>Hound is alive
>Tommen dies
>Tyrells die
>Yara gets killed by Euron
>Euron gets killed by Theon
>Theon joins Daenarys rather than help Jon
>No Cleganebowl (trial is cancelled)
>Cercei burns down Kingslanding
>SmallJon is killed by Thormund
>Ramsay is a tactical mastermind who defeats Jon
>Dues Ex Vale Knights route the Boltons
>Dolorous Edd dies

I'm sorry I doubted you even a little bit.

because he was not the leader of the rebellion, he "had the option" but really there was a whole army outside and its not the "first come first kinged" situation.do you really exepct muh honor man to do that to his bro?

Whoever Dany sides with will likely be crowned. Of course they are rivals.

>Ghost finds the dragon glass
>Summer saves Bran
>Nymeria is leading a giant wolfpack

Sure not important

>No Ironborn will be led by a woman, even Balon's daughter who we all know!
>Oh your plan is to have 100% of us slave away to build a fleet to give to a woman literally none of us have ever seen? Well that's fine!

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HALTE DAS TOR

HALTE DAS TOR

HALT DAS TOR

HALTS TOR

HOLZTHOR

HODOR

>what's the obsession with dire wolves

Literally every furry fursona ever. And muh pack mentality and silent killer edgy instincts. Direwolf fans or wolf fans in general are the autistic sonic fans of the animal kingdom

Ghost was locked in doors

its ok user, summer will be back. he won't be summer though, he will be zombie summer (winter?)

so you'll see him again :)

What's the obsession with dragons anyway? They never did anything important.

>muh cool big lizards

That's about it. CGI is expensive.

Yeah, i am not american nor know what shows this guy does, but when i see bran my brain jumps to this living meme.

yes, episode leaked yesterday.

This show is shit right? Why do you guys still watch it?

They're obligated to be enemies because Euron iced Balon and he knows Yara will slit him in his sleep.

The real retarded part is how Yara somehow managed to steal his fleet from him. That, and how absolutely NO ONE cared that he killed Balon.

>Kinslaying is bad
>Ramsay kills Roose
>Balon is killed by Euron
>No one seems to care

>forgotten nano-machine tech
>magic
Haha, get a load of this pleb

Varys wants what's best for the Blackfyres, not the realm.

Nah it's fine cause Euron's gonna marry her, no sweat bro

Every episode has a dick joke.

Who is playing Lyanna Stark again?

...

There are no cotf left anymore. so now the fight is White Male(bran) with ice zombies. And the white male will win whrere the cotf lost. are you happy?