List of shit needed to be removed from the Olympics

>1. Equestrian
A horse is not a fucking athlete. Neither is a car.
>2. Rugby sevens
No one plays this shitty sport
>3. BMX
>4. Basketball
>5. Artistic Gymnastics
>6. Golf

>keeping rhythmic gymnastics over artistic gymnastics

shit sven what the fuck are you doing

Out of curiosity, why doesnt the horse get the medal ?

i meant rythmic

Sweden suggestions for the next summer olympics:

BBC Sucking (Both Men and Women)
BBC Anal (Both Men and Women)
Islamic Studies (Only Men)
Refugee Welcome (Both Men and Women)

Because the rider is rich and rich people get what the fucking want

>No one plays this shitty sport
Fuck off Gustav, go back to interracial cuckolding, the only thing you're world champion at.

>BBC Sucking (Both Men and Women)
>BBC Anal (Both Men and Women)
these are already unofficial sports in the Olympic village. Some genius thought it was good idea to put athletes in the same place. Degeneracy.

>Refugee Welcome (Both Men and Women)
a bit rich coming from North/South american

>Islamic Studies (Only Men)
Academia is not an olympic sport

>t. Mestizo

>No one plays this shitty sport
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT BIG STRONG FENNOSWEDE

why don't you win more medals argentina? you have a laughable olympic record - especially for a nation of non-whites.

>removing basketball
typical foreigner. mad at seeing usa cuck every other country by minimum 50pts?

we don't care you chink

Actually we never cared much about the Olympics.

no wonder you lost the falklands with that winning attitude.

>A-actually w-we never cared much about the Olympics.
pic related is you

Your attitude was so much better than you got nuked twice.

Your girlfriend just called Viggo, she says you should pick her up, Jamal is done with her.

>Japanese flag
>chink

Holy fuck this argie is fucking mad as fuck

There are two of us.

toppest of keks

They won't

They will probably get knocked out again proving that the US 'world champions' aren't the true world champions

It must really suck when you're not even the best at your own sports

At least you have a nigger as president who will be replaced by a corrupt femnazi

"I-I never cared anyways", kill yourself.
>Argentina can't handle the banter

Can't they just make one event for each sport? Or absolute max 3? I mean what does it matter your exact stroke in swimming as long as you get to the end first? I don't mind a long list of sports as long as they appear distinctly different to the viewer.

soccer
shooting
archery

Holy shit, when did China start banting so hard?

Soccer

An horse is more of a athlete than a argentine

Remove gymnastics and add Tennis and Soccer

>Dropping RSG

Sup Forums truly is the land of raging homosexuals.

The swimming events are outrageous. There are far too many different distances and it skews the overall medal table in favour of the countries who are good at swimming. Athletics is guilty of this too.

1. Soccer
2. Soccer
3. Soccer
4. Soccer

Soccer overload

>A horse is not a fucking athlete. Neither is a car.

stopped reading right there
clearly you know nothing about sports

Why does the rider get the medal isntead of the horse?

I agree that it's wrong for the rider to get the medal only
I believe both the horse and human deserve medals
In thoroughbred racing, the horse is considered the champion

I think in horse racing grand prixes the horse gets the medal

Fuck you! Rugby Sevens is dope. Everyone from Argentina to Italy to Kenya to Japan plays it.

Why don't Finns play international (British) sports?

One big set of medals for white people, another big set of medals for black people. Ensures diversity.

Why does the driver get the medal instead of the car?

Sports they should have:
>Running (short)
>Running (all the way round the track)
>Running (fucking loads all round the city)
>Cycling up to Christ the Redeemer and back again
>Unicycle race
>Swimming
>Fighting (no weapons)
>beach volleyball (women)
>Wembley doubles
>Penalty shootout - no heats, just one athlete from every country
>Skydiving race - 6 athletes jump out of a plane, first to the bottom wins
>Motorcycle race through the favela with targets to shoot at - time penalty if you miss a target

Athletics is alright because a 100m sprinter will not participate in a 800m race.

Because you're the only ones giving a shit about this sport. We're like the second or third best nation and nobody gives a shit here. We don't even play it at school level.

List of shit that needs to be removed from the world.

1. Sweden

>they just added skateboarding to the Olympics

Either the IOC is headed by 13 year olds or they didn't get the memo that stonerboard is not a sport

Rhythmic gymnastics is way, way more entertaining than loliflip

what about the others? do you think they are a sport """worthy""" of the olympics?

Karate
Sport Climbing
Surfing
Baseball/Softball

>it skews the overall medal table in favour of the countries who are good at swimming.

And this is exactly why there's a medal for every stroke and distance

Karate is kind of legit and climbing depends how they do it. There's no good reason why squash isn't in at this stage but it's getting way out of hand now.

Guaranteed it's an American or Canadian English "teacher"

>karate
As long as it involves actual fighting like judo or taekwondo it's OK

>sport climbing
This definitely belongs in an 80s game show or a Mario Party minigame, not in the fucking Olympic Games

>Surfing
Same as faggotplank

>Baseball
I guess we could give it a pass since at least tries to be a legit sport

Sport climbing is more of a sport than anything the OP listed.

1. Underage soccer. Either play open age or fuck off, don't care which.

That's fair, but then do we need 200m and 400m?

Yes, no one does the 100m and the 400m
Not everyone who does the 100m does the 200m and vice versa

Yeah but 100m and 200m are similar enough. It's sprinting ain't it. If someone is good at 200m but shit at 100m, fucking bad luck to them. The only reason to keep it is "medals for everybody"

Why the fuck would you remove Equestrian?

Scratch golf. Stenson plays for Sweden we're going to win gold.

>horses in 2016
excuse me?

>xy in [year] meme
No, you're not excused

Might as well have 800m horse carriage race as well.
>a horse is an athlete
>"we want die free gulden medals from ze olympics schwein schwein genau"
delet yourself

>we don't care about the biggest sports events in the world

Its like the english saying they don't care about the World Cup.

Considering there are horses with different athletic abilities, they are athletes to an extent. One is especially fast, one can jump very high.
And what about the free gold medals? It's not like anybody cares THAT much about the olympics anymore. The recent events have left a sour taste and damaged reputation.

Can my cat be in the olympics as well? He catches mice and birds.

there's literally no reason for soccer to be in the Olympics since they restrict the roster so it won't compete with the World Cup.

>an horse is not a athlete
I'd like to see you beat it in a race

>removing basketball

kill yourself you cuck

>America wins is an Olympic sport

>USA - 14 golds
>USSR - 2 golds
>Yugoslavia - 1 gold
>Argentina - 1 gold

It really makes u thaenk huh

Football is about the only sport where the women's event is more important than the mens

Beach Volleyball