Chicago White sox vs. Detroit Tigers Gamethread

1-0 sox bottom of 1st

>tfw no qt3.14 thread with depressed posters

KINSGOD

B A S E D
R
A
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>this offense

DAMN YOU AVI

NOW YOU MUST TAKE TIMMAY TOO

Fuck this season so fucking much

>Q imploding

good afternoon chicago friends :3

What a great throw.

nice throw but

J D FUCKING MARTINEZ BOYS

Our offense is going to get even better now.

All hail lion dog of good fortune for those quads praise kek

Afternoon. These early games suck. Can't believe I'm voluntarily up now watching shit.

Thanks Melky though

>mini miggy

Night games are best for sure

>garcia

holy shit these beastly home runs

This faggot is on PEDs

Avi feeds on Timmay and now is powered up for like half a game

>this game so far

also zim is exposed af :(

>zimmershit

fuck man

Zimmermann sucks dick too

>PEDS
Please, he feeds on the souls of white sox rookies

is that Zimmerman guy the one that killed trayvon? there are high similarities between them
>theyre white

forgot pik

>From May 29 to now, Avisail Garcia has hit four homers. All four have come vs. Detroit and all since July 23.

really makes me think

>tfw all my captchas are spanish words now

what the fuck

Apologize, Brad.

someone tell that pitcher on the mound to
>zimmerdown

He has to put on a show playing against his employer to drive away suspicion that he is a Detroit sleeper agent.

Fucking avishit.

Just take him out Brad

>we bought into the NL meme

Based Salty

I sure do love giving away outs

SALTY HOLY SHIT

zimmler better still be injured

I tell ya, NL babbies are an embarassement

Damn it Carlos-San

Timmy just bruised, day to day

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I like Eaton. Good player you got there Chicago.

>melky is literally the only player on the team who cares about hitting the ball on a daily basis

Thanks Melkman

Wow 3 runs for Q

Inb4 he gives then all back because hes always not used to pitching with the lead

>Salty

My dick is diamonds because of JD being back

Come on. This year's players care. They just suck.

This isn't like a rios situation.

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Holy shit, an Abreu dinger.
>Hawk so dead he can't even do the home run call

Thank god

Still fed avi enough for a bomb though

WAIT WHAT?

JOSAVIOR

HOLY SHIT

KEK

gg white sox.

Brad just setting up for the best possible comeback

Based Brad

>zimmerman

I can't believe I wanted this guy on the Jays, he is terrible

damn someone get him out of there already

>zimmermann

Unless Q throws a complete game, there's still a chance for you Tigers.

Someone just load the bases for JD

>score 6 runs for Q

He must be besides himself. Hopefully he won't givem back.

Luckily you didn't buy into the meme that NL pitchers are good

>Zimmerjew

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i had a dream last night the tigers got blown the fuck out for some reason

going for 9 would be tough, guess zimmys just mega rusty

>blow gays
>didn't buy into the meme that NL pitchers are good

toppest kek

if he is not injured i am way less optimistic about the season desu

That is more buying into the knuckleball meme

AL-NL hybrids are best tbqh

>These 6 runs are the highest amount of runs the sox have scored for Quintana this season in 22 starts

Poor Jose Quintana

inb4 later Albers gives up back to back slam home run to give him a Quintana Win anyways

>the state of Salty's jersey

>sox up 6-1
>still depressed

wew

he looks fresh out of the coal mines

ALRIGHT ROMINE

RALLY TIME

Romine? More like blowmine haha

delet this

We've blown bigger leads before

And besides, it's more rooting for Q now than anything else since wins or losses don't matter now

that was very rude please leave the thread

>당신의 미래는 지금 당신이
무엇을 하고 있는가에 달려 있다

Brad~~ (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ

>Verlander and Fulmer are going to carry this team to the postseason

>JD will spark the already amazing offense

Is there anyone that looks more hispanic than saladino? lel

Let's play comedy central's hit game: How will the sox blow this one!?

Host: Up 6-1 in the 3rd,
Crowd: How will the Sox blow this one?!

Host: Contestants?

they will win

It's pretty safe for sox imo

What is Robin leaving in Q too long, giving up 4 more runs, bringing in albers who then gives up 3 more runs, Alex!

Back to back to back to back to back to back home runs off David Robertson in the 9th

Half of its already happened once

Anyone else hate Avila's face? Something about it.

hawk doesnt sound well.

>Todd frazier has 30 home runs

what the fuck?

Hopefully Seattle beats Boston

He's batting .215

>batting avg
>relevant

Emptiest 30 homers since >dunn's

is hawk dying?

who cares, he has hit 30 bombs.

Don't power hitters usually just try to swing at everything? They end up getting 40 hrs but also hundreds of strikeouts in the process.

You take the good with the bad

Yeah. This season is killing him even more than its killing us. Even though rbo appears to be literally dead.

>Even though rbo appears to be literally dead

???

He apparently killed himself last night after what happened

Notavi going ham

no way

just tuned in tiger bros
what happened to the zim-zam

>More no

Well that was white sox baseball

He said if Martinez hit a HR he would grab the bleach and he hasn't posted since

>we outlasted rbo watching this fucking team

The fuck are we doing with our lives?

Why are we still here watching this shitfest with no direction or future? Fucking KW fucking Hahn Fucking Jerry

at best playing through injury
at worst he was overperforming earlier in the season and is mediocre

>tfw thinking about all the old detroit trips who dont post here anymore
i wonder what they are all up to

why does he take sports that seriously lol