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Reminder that Bran not getting caught was all part of Night King's master plan.

The next step is getting Bran to go to the Wall and carry that mark of his across that'll then let the Night's King break the magic on the Wall and march his army on it

What was the point of showing that guys dick. Literally what was the point.

Why didn't the Child of the Forest throw her grenade instead of Allahu Akbaring herself

Why was Summer's attempt at stopping the wights so pathetic, you would have thought he could've bought them more than half a second

How will Meera and Bran survive a blizzard with such light clothing

How will Meera manage to cover more than one mile a day dragging Bran on that sled

As much as I hate them, are we ever actually going to see sneks again or is their plotline just going to end on the note that they've dsetroyed everything Oberyn and Doran worked for, went against everything that Oberyn stood for and caused the extinction of House Martell, with no prospects for themselves, seeing as they are all bastards

How will Euron catch Theon + Yara if he has no ships and apparently needs to build a whole fleet from scratch

Did the army from the Vale fly up to Molestown

How did Tyrion manage to restrain himself from making a dick joke to Varys

With Hodor, does this mean that GoT subscribes to the time travel theory presented in Lost of Whatever Happened, Happened

Other than that, it was not bad to be fair

It also seems like critic-bait, this episode will almost certainly receive critical acclaim

HOLD
THE
DOOR

hold the door

HOLD

Press F to pay respects

nth for warden of the norf

Bran Bran Bran Bran Bran

>mods deleting threads about leaks and spoilers.

lmao Sup Forums is a fucking safe space now

4th 4 the God King of Westeros

>3 cock jokes
>1 extended fart jokes

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>How will Meera and Bran survive a blizzard with such light clothing
They'll cuddle.

that... sounds pretty smart actually. But too smart for dabid & dabid

Here are Hodor's other names
>hold the door
>hodor

>sostén la puerta
>sorta

>tenir la porte
>terte

>Halten Sie die Tür auf
>hauf

>teneat ad ostium
>tenum

>segurar a porta
>serta

How would she react to a warty cock?

>tfw only 1 year left until my cock warts disappear

Reminder Theon is betraying the Starks again by aiding Dany who wants to conquer all of Westeros, including the Starks.

>thousand years

He wasn't Brynden on the show.

NEW MEME

NEW MEME

NEWME

NEWM

Newm...
Newm...

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They haven't deleted shit in /got/, they probably just don't want you autists creating 20 other /got/ threads.

DELETE THIS

will bran and meera just teleport themselves to the wall or what. with his death holdthedoor buy them like a minute

What was the point of showing all of those girls tits?

Now it's even

After hearing about these spoilers I can't wait to watch the show but even more I can't wait to see how the Normies react. It's going to blow there little poo in loo minds!!

What is this face trying to convey

How did frogfu melt that ice guy with a spear?

Will godly man Euron be able to catch up to those rascals Yara and Theon?

Remindwe that GoT has left the source material by having wights killed by obsidian

I repeat, don't worry the books aren't as fucked, yet

1st for post sexy Bran's

it actually almost works in german
"halte das tor"
>"hator"

He was Brynden before he wasn't. D&D just can't into continuity.

>fake cersei literally name dropping Winds of Winter in her first line

They're openly mocking us at this point.

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Admit it /got/ Ragnar would wipe the floor with both Yara and Euron at the same time at the Kingsmoot and Lagertha beats any Westerosi waifu by a mile

>Why didn't the Child of the Forest throw her grenade instead of Allahu Akbaring herself

Same reason Summer died, shit's getting expensive.

So Hodor's real name is hold the door? That doesn't make an fucking sense, Bravo DnD.

Rest in oeace pupper ;_;
>tfw

I still don't get why he's saying hodor? So what was it? Time travel paradox? Why is it getting all scifi now?

FUCKING D&D

>JON IS BROUGHT BACK FROM THE DEAD
>HASN'T HAD A SINGLE INDEPTH CONVERSATION WITH MEL SINCE THEN

Seriously, this fucking show. She's called him AA but we haven't seen them interact once yet, apart from seconds after he was rezzed. She was Stannis' closest informant, is she not interested in spending any time with Jon at all?

This show fucking sucks on a personal level now. Nobody ever spends time with anyone, it's just endless plot.

Huh?

Based Normies

No personal details of any kind were ever stated on screen.

Award winning television show from the network that brought you The Wire

>tfw summer licks your balls

>mfw reddit is less of a safespace then nu-Sup Forums

>Did the army from the Vale fly up to Molestown
they are at moat caitlin
only CIA used his plane to get to molestown

>REMINDER: FAKE SANSA IS BEST CHARACTER THAT UNITES ALL

Episode was great just for her

man that was such bullshit

didn't even fucking do anything and just got devoured by wights

>Rechercher sur le web et dans windows

BLOQUE LA PORTE

new idea for youtubue show normies

drink everytime when you hear a dick joke

summer dying was stupid

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That was one of the COTF's spears. The tip was obsidian.

I'm kind of believing the tin foil theory that the book is actually done but they're holding publication for next season just like they did with Dance.

>What was the point of showing that guys dick.

The point was to demonstrate that hollywood and mass media are in the hands of feminists. You can show a dick and men can{t do anything about it. But showing a cunt would be misogynist.

>Remindwe that GoT has left the source material by having wights killed by obsidian

Which wights have been killed by obsidian?

From what I remember the wights have been BTFO by fire, while obsidian and Valyrian steel is supper effective against walkers

What if she makes a deal with the north through Tyrion - Sansa marriage. I think she is crazy just like Aerys.

Never watched Vikings, is it good?

>Trzymaj Drzwi
>Trzwi

Weak showing for Poland.

WHERE ARE THE WARTS?

>I still don't get why he's saying hodor?
Because you're a retard. Did you even watch the episode?

>post yfw Summer comes back as a wight and fights Ghost

use spoilers you dumb nigger

>HODOR
>HOLD THE DOOR

>There's people right now on /got/ who thinks that is clever

It was even before....there are plenty of topless guys in GoT.

It'll be even when we see pussy-lips.

Why did they do it?

What did they mean by this?

The spear was dragonglass tipped

What was even the point of him dying? It had literally no impact on the plot whatsoever, other than giving Jon some flimsy excuse to leave the Nights Watch. In the books he was going to do that before getting stabbed anyway

It should be mentioned that Hold the Door is not a thing people say. It should be Keep the door closed, and his name should be Keed.

Kek even with how shit GoT has become it's still way better than muh meme vikings

It's still awkward after that time she tried to fuck him

warging fried his brain and anchored his mind to one phrase

its like when you fry your computer and can access BIOS but cant shitpost on a taiwanese carpet review bimonthly bulletin

it was always sci-fi

lp preston

I am 100% supporting the Night's King and so should you.

He's a FUCKING WHITE MALE hellbent on destroying Westeros, the land that "shall never be ruled by men again".

NK is the last hero standing.

Post yfw you realized the show isn't what it had the potential to be

but ghost will die at the hands of ramsay

You don't remember the "Ziggy trolls his co-workers with cock pics" subplot in the Wire?

Polish is a retarded language anyway

Young girls will watch this episode and see that penis.

>lives on an island of rocks and water
>literally not a tree in sight
>I want you to build me a thousand boats
>Has 20 good men

He'll be fine

>Dabid and Dab writing

;_; Summer ;_;

Not happening
Ghost is killed by Ramsay "Twenty Good Men" Bolton

It's good, even very good at times. Never great.

I prefer it to GoT and I've read the books since 2007

best waifus too

Past, Present and Future
KING IN THE NORTH

Be honest with me familia

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Lady Sansa asked you a question!

IS THAT SERIOUSLY IN THIS FUCKING EPISODE
MY FUCKING SISTERS WATCH THIS SHOW D+D YOU FUCKING PERVERTS

Shared it with my normie faggot brother and his reaction was just

>I CAN'T EVEN OMG OMG
>THAT WAS THE BEST EPISODE THIS SEASON
>I CANT BELIEVE EVERYONE DIED *again*
>I CAN'T EVEN
>SANSA IS QUEEN REEEEEEEEEE

source

how does the crazy man do it

Meh, I've seen worse. I'd suck it. Actor was qt

that was a fake dong unless that actor REALLY has it going

>sad music and HOLD DA DOOOR for 3 solid minutes

And not a single fuck was given about Summer

So what are the chances that Ned Stark is alive at the end of the series?

>FUCKING D&D

The hackery goes deeper my firend

Reminder that Cogman is the true evil, and the D&D have done nothing wrong:

Things D&D have done:
>adapted many scenes amazingly, such as Blackwater, Red Wedding, Purple Wedding, Mountain vs Viper
>Gave us the awesome Massacre at Hardhome, which the books only mentioned in passing
>made the show a success with plenty of top tier actors and actresses
>gave us the great Theon burning the letter scene
>Gave us the Robert & Cersei scene

Things Cogman has done:
>Fucked up Dorne with his fanfiction and talked D&D into doing it(HINT: They didn't want to do it)
>Asha(oh wait, no, i mean Yara, Cogmans fanfic name for her) vs Ramsay's Dogs
>put Sansa in Winterfell
>blocked comments on twitter because he can't handle criticism of any kind

So was shaggy dog dying

He's impressed by how hung he is for such a young boy.
8 inches

FUCK YOU D&D YOU PIECES OF SHIT ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE BOOKS AND HAVE JUST THE BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF GOOD STORY TELLING YOU FUCKIN RETARDS, YOU ARE FUCKED IN THE HEAD YOU DIRTY JEWS. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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