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Merry Christmas I guess
djent
why is nobody copying X Japan?
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Merry Christmas everyone
>why is nobody copying x japan
pretty sure almost the entirety of the 80s and 90s j-power scene is x japancore and i can name a few europower bands with x japan covers.
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check the top comment top kek
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merry djentmass
>Then the groove hit me, and I just had to dance instead
how can varg be so funny?
IQ of the author of this post:15
Baited level of the author of this reply: over 9000
pls do silencer hat Christmas
No Yule gifts for you, then
Yule was yesterday
Wtf's a Yule ?
(You)le
>wtf
hi rebbit
Bost experimental/weird /meal/
>Wtf's a Yule ?
muslim holiday
yule cowards
Johnny is the one and only true god
Best Sigh album ?
Imaginary Sonicscape or Scenario IV
imaginary memescape
what is djent and why should i care. i heard its kind of like mathrock but a bigger meme
it's what you listen to when you're to smart for metal
intelligent people's metal
so its like mathrock except a bigger meme?
>tfw to intelligent for glam
you guys like judas persist?
Yeh breh
more like this?
white suburban bedroom-artist metal
it's a very saturated niche but it's fuckin sweet
>tfw to glam for djent
I prefer protest the priest
you're a big meme
this sounds like shit, is there any of this without meme guitar tones and meme vox?
merry xmas lads
i really like their album squawking for revenge
what is christmas like in a 4th world country
you guys like defeated salinity?
>tfw too intelligent for NWOBHM, speed metal, USPM, traditional doom, OSDM, and 1st & 2nd wave BM
hail horror hail
literally the first Djent song
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nope
literally like every other day
specially if you're a poorfag with no family who lives alone
well I guess there's no reason to listen to it, thanks anyways you fucking faggot merry christmas
>tfw to intelldjent for riffs
>he thinks chugs are intelligent
>all the good metal
>tfw to smart two get into slam
no problem bud have a good day
>good metal
>tfw intelligent enough for deathcore and djent but /metal/ isn't
What about 3rd wave bm?
I feel you, preach. That's why I hate xmas and every other holiday. I wish I was at work instead of bored at home
get into glam instead
>tfw to intelligent for Gorguts - Obscura
>tfw to conservative listen to anything other than 80s rock and metal
>girl asks me what my favorite bands are
>tell her Liturgy, Neurosis, Gojira, and Vektor
>tfw to poor so i don't have anything to sell and give it to the kittens
>tfw to poor to pour milk on louis' grave
You can always sell your body.
>tfw to shy for girls and concerts
post memes
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you guys see those recent phil videos? hes lost some weight and is almost talking like normal again. this is the best christmas ever.
glen *tip*ton
>tfw too intelligent for dadmetal but occasionally find myself enjoying it
>tfw too sad for anything other than dsbm
>tfw too cute for german metal
>christmas party with relatives
>young cousin, 9 years old wants to listen to some of my metal
>sees the album cover for pic related and freaks out and alerts the entire house
>get told to leave, and eat mcdonalds alone in my apartment for christmas
thanks for reading my blogpost, metal for this feel?
great album tho
memes
>"Mommy, uncle has bloody anime porn on his iphone!"
How would you react, r/metal?
Ozzy solo > ozzy black sabbath> dio black sabbath
tfw too brutal for family
did you bring the lp or something wtf retard you could have just told her no
>inb4 im just taking bait
post gorecore
>did you bring the LP
It was on my phone you dip.
>tfw JUST
post metal
>you let a child touch your phone
>you knew the album would be there
>
Which one of you is this?
Doom qts
>tfw you stop showering and begin to truly understand grindcore
I'm ashamed to say that I know this feel
Same lad.
Ozzy's first 3 albums, or should I say the first 3 albums under Ozzy's name, were good but after those things got wonky.
i know that feel but it's out of necessity and what i actually understood was sludge
>tfw you stop growing up and begin to truly understand black metal
>tfw you get a PhD in applied mathematics and theoretical physics and begin to truly understand djent