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/metal/ general: happy yule edition

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Merry Christmas I guess

djent

why is nobody copying X Japan?

youtube.com/watch?v=NdNT_o5gXBI"christmas is a comin' the kids want more!!!!"

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Merry Christmas everyone

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>why is nobody copying x japan
pretty sure almost the entirety of the 80s and 90s j-power scene is x japancore and i can name a few europower bands with x japan covers.

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check the top comment top kek

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merry djentmass

>Then the groove hit me, and I just had to dance instead

how can varg be so funny?

IQ of the author of this post:15

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pls do silencer hat Christmas

No Yule gifts for you, then

Yule was yesterday

Wtf's a Yule ?

(You)le

>wtf
hi rebbit

Bost experimental/weird /meal/

>Wtf's a Yule ?

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muslim holiday

yule cowards

Johnny is the one and only true god

Best Sigh album ?

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Imaginary Sonicscape or Scenario IV

imaginary memescape

what is djent and why should i care. i heard its kind of like mathrock but a bigger meme

it's what you listen to when you're to smart for metal

intelligent people's metal

so its like mathrock except a bigger meme?

>tfw to intelligent for glam

you guys like judas persist?

Yeh breh

more like this?

white suburban bedroom-artist metal

it's a very saturated niche but it's fuckin sweet

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>tfw to glam for djent

I prefer protest the priest

you're a big meme

this sounds like shit, is there any of this without meme guitar tones and meme vox?

merry xmas lads

i really like their album squawking for revenge

what is christmas like in a 4th world country

you guys like defeated salinity?

>tfw too intelligent for NWOBHM, speed metal, USPM, traditional doom, OSDM, and 1st & 2nd wave BM

hail horror hail

literally the first Djent song
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nope

literally like every other day
specially if you're a poorfag with no family who lives alone

well I guess there's no reason to listen to it, thanks anyways you fucking faggot merry christmas

>tfw to intelldjent for riffs

>he thinks chugs are intelligent

>all the good metal

>tfw to smart two get into slam

no problem bud have a good day

>good metal

>tfw intelligent enough for deathcore and djent but /metal/ isn't

What about 3rd wave bm?

I feel you, preach. That's why I hate xmas and every other holiday. I wish I was at work instead of bored at home

get into glam instead

>tfw to intelligent for Gorguts - Obscura

>tfw to conservative listen to anything other than 80s rock and metal

>girl asks me what my favorite bands are
>tell her Liturgy, Neurosis, Gojira, and Vektor

>tfw to poor so i don't have anything to sell and give it to the kittens

>tfw to poor to pour milk on louis' grave

You can always sell your body.

>tfw to shy for girls and concerts

post memes

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you guys see those recent phil videos? hes lost some weight and is almost talking like normal again. this is the best christmas ever.

glen *tip*ton

>tfw too intelligent for dadmetal but occasionally find myself enjoying it

>tfw too sad for anything other than dsbm

>tfw too cute for german metal

>christmas party with relatives
>young cousin, 9 years old wants to listen to some of my metal
>sees the album cover for pic related and freaks out and alerts the entire house
>get told to leave, and eat mcdonalds alone in my apartment for christmas
thanks for reading my blogpost, metal for this feel?

great album tho

memes

>"Mommy, uncle has bloody anime porn on his iphone!"
How would you react, r/metal?

Ozzy solo > ozzy black sabbath> dio black sabbath

tfw too brutal for family

did you bring the lp or something wtf retard you could have just told her no
>inb4 im just taking bait

post gorecore

>did you bring the LP
It was on my phone you dip.

>tfw JUST

post metal

>you let a child touch your phone
>you knew the album would be there
>

Which one of you is this?

Doom qts

>tfw you stop showering and begin to truly understand grindcore

I'm ashamed to say that I know this feel

Same lad.

Ozzy's first 3 albums, or should I say the first 3 albums under Ozzy's name, were good but after those things got wonky.

i know that feel but it's out of necessity and what i actually understood was sludge

>tfw you stop growing up and begin to truly understand black metal

>tfw you get a PhD in applied mathematics and theoretical physics and begin to truly understand djent