Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not Sup Forums
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them

Best robot claimed

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youtube.com/watch?v=gLfV-bXDFxs
youtube.com/watch?v=bOGqJV9jKVM
youtu.be/377Qjg0Fxog
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Cirno again

well if it works well and the UI is better than Tumblr's mess then I'm down to use it.
>having your employer's be dependent on your skills
No wonder they pay you well.
confused? good.
Gaming, sketching, watching anime or making music. why?

STRONGET?!!?!

still here

fucking shit...
it was worth a shot, tho

I need to rest, see ya all later.
(Anonon)
You're already putting a lot of effort into it, as long as you have fun doing it that's all that matters though.

Oh shit I'm sorry, I'm too lazy to reread the thread.
That's good I guess and if you don't mind telling it twice
Doing anything now that you can see again? Work or something?
>Prefer going until I need to
I'm afraid I don't follow
My dog just got so excited it jumped on my and spilled all my coffee over me so I'm gonna clean real quick
>It burns

I'm out for the day

Good night thread and remember, you have a heart of gold, dont let them take it from you

to sleep. nice mess
night

Thanks. Glad to hear!

Yeah, Tumblr is WAY too slow to load because it's way too overdone.

And Facebook is just shit.

I see you deleted your earlier bake.

Dude you keep missing all the good gets. What the fuck is wrong with you.
>confused? Good
Fuck you nig

I made a burger earlier today and it should be in fridge as long as nobody ate it.

Can't you update your drivers while you sleep or something?

Claim!

Waaahaaa! But losing a bunch of matches in row isn't fun! I'm just kidding, it's all fun and no harm.

Oh, nighty then Nui

Waters taking forever to boil.

Still still here.

Penny Time
>I spent almost a month and a half just fixing the servers and stuff they use to store info and grades and stuff
>When he asked me why I had spent so much time and effort on all of their servers I basically said.
>"I had fun doing it really, plus I'm trying to make us more efficient. That way we can focus on kids learning more about stuff instead of having the servers overloading and stuff."
>He replied "You have fun doing this? This shit to me is like rocket science. Without you this school might be dead, so take the next month and a half off. Until the 22nd of August, thats when we start back up anyway."
>Mfw half of my vacation was paid vacation.
I love my job.
>I actually took a few days off last September before I hired the rest of my crew
>Shit went south very quickly on the day I was gone.
I got 3 people fired for incompetence
>These motherfuckers couldn't even replace a server hard drive.

Yeah but I have to update them individually for some reason so its easier to do while I'm awake
>My graphics card auto updates which is nice.

Kelly Hart, claimed.

that sounds good

get that fucking 3DPD outta here.

facebooks UI is fucking cancer.
i made it when the replies were at 150 instead of the images. and besides, it would've died before we hit the limit anyway.
i once got quints. i guess it was just a one off deal.
fuck, i really want to work as an IT now.
>coudn't replace a server hard drive
My class literally helped our school replace them when the whole block went down. how hard can it be?
no u

...

>facebooks UI is fucking cancer.
yeah, and they just keep making it worse and worse.

Have you seen the new chatboxes? they look like very fucking messenger out there, and the green light is now more difficult to see because of the hue/shade/whatever they changed it to on the blue.

Yea that was pretty bad, he is so clumsy
What are you making?
Hey there shizuru, how are you?

oh, forgot a pic

Its not hard, I mean, you back up the stuff, pull the old one out, insert the new one, and refresh it with the backup.
>These idiots used a crowbar to open up the top part of the server
>I made them pay for another one.
An IT manager like myself can earn (median) about 120,000 a year
>I earn about 125,000 tho
>Its a comfy life style now
>I just want moarguns.
But first I need to get a new car
>My old car starts shaking at 60mph.

Oh no it wasn't this thread
>What was it you said a couple days ago? Lazy shit? Something like that.
It was yesterday's thread. I remember I said something along the lines of I'm glad it's finally over, I can finally see after 2 weeks of blindness. Or something like that. Here's a pic.

Goodnight

How do you repair a server hard drive?

Aw damn that blows. Why aren't you updating one right now.

Yup. Burgers all day everyday.

>Once
Don't make me cri

>ika

Chicken carbonara. Pastas being a bitch.

Well... at least I don't have to worry about that front fender problem anymore....

well they are a good dog though right
i want one now

You hit something didnt you

Now you have to worry about hospital fees

Sadly I'm not hungry right now.

i rarely use facebook now. it's just a bunch of "share 4 this, ingore 4 aids" or something like and bunch of stolen quotes. i have no idea how much worse it's gotten. even Myspace had a better UI. and that site is fucking dead
>crowbar
Fucking maniacs.
but i already cri DDDD:
oh shit its you boi

I'm alright. Just don't really have anything i want to do tonight. You?

>Lazy shit
Well I wasnt wrong at the time right?
Besides back then I didn't know you were practically blind so I'm sorry
I guess you can watch the Olympic games now
Oh shit that's so good, I'm guessing it's dinner time where you at
You better show that pasta who's boss
Yea he is great and also very sorry now but it doesn't change that he is a lose cannon

Currently updating my firewall
>then my motherboard, then my hard drive, and then I need to update my bluetooth adapter so it'll sync with my phone again
Such is life.
>I need to do regular checks on these because I forget.
Anyway I'm probably gonna go to bed while this does its thing. Later ^^
>Plus its 3:30 AM and I need to stop being awake for a while.
>Goes up to maintenance crew
>"HEY CAN WE BORROW A CROWBAR?"
>"What? Why?"
>"WE GOTTA REPLACE A SERVER HARD DRIVE."
>"Uh... Okay."
>Goes over to server
>Beat it feverishly with crowbar
>Duct tape hard drive onto it
>"WE DID IT! WE'RE THE SERVER ROOM MASTERS!"
I feel like if they were any more incompetent that actually would've happened.

PENNY OUT~

No, it... uhhh... fell off... somewhere. I was riding around, and I didn't hear, see, or feel it fall off. And I got home, went to open the gate to roll the bike into the back, and I noticed there was no fender on it anymore! The screws were there, the plastic around the screws was there, but the plastic past that, no where to be seen.

Yee boi.

Well shit, my internet is fucked. i gotta go. shit needs fixing.

>jenny

Well then. Unrucky.
Cream is too thin but its still tasty.

Well you can always watch some anime right?
>Sleep is for the weak
I just woke up but Im still kinda tired right now I'm just chilling with some music and my dog
>Cute husbando
How are you?

>even Myspace had a better UI. and that site is fucking dead
Some people said a prototype of my UI looked kinda like old school MySpace.

I decided that after I get the whole thing set up, though, I'll be aiming for something that looks good on both phones and desktop.

>i rarely use facebook now. it's just a bunch of "share 4 this, ingore 4 aids" or something like and bunch of stolen quotes
Yeah, the only thing I do is occasionally pop by to chat with people or post videos and comments on my page.
I can't even use their goddam feed anymore, because it's so fucking gay.

And I have to block apps all the time, because BY DEFAULT, people can send you these fucking app requests.

Eventually, yes, I will also have apps on my site, but BY DEFAULT, they'll be disabled for any account. You'd have to proactively go into your settings to ENABLE them.

They're entire site is literally cancer. And I wouldn't even BET they don't allow apps to be blocked by default b/c of money they share with the 3p devs. I KNOW that's why they do it.

Shit get but it's a get right?!

Damn. Well later dude.

Kek! You don't know how hard that made me laugh.

Well now we know you're a lazy shit too! Anyways yeah I can watch Olympics now. Although, I didn't watch it today. Or yesterday.

Ok later

oh well that sucks
loose cannons are ok

although, another possibility I was playing around with was not actually doing apps the way FB does at all, and just kinda linking the site to some games I wanna develop.

like MMOs and stuff, some made explicitly for the site, others framed in

I'd say I'm EXTREMELY lucky, actually. That could have fallen off in a turn, and slipped right under that front wheel. You should know how bad that would have been.

Not a husbando!
Also not cute!
Could be better, could be way worse though.

I don't even blame you, I'm laughing at it myself. It's a bitch, because now I'll NEED to get a replacement somewhere, but... eh.
>Needs new fuses, jetkit, dash lights, and now the fucking fender

...

Ehh i considered it. Not really in the mood though.
Whitehairophile

It always seems like a good buy at first. Im lucky I didnt buy the CB250RR Fireblade I first spotted in the paper.
>engine was warm when I arrived
>pipe had black dust
>major damage to the fairings
White hair spotted

Cooking is hard right?
Enjoy your meal man
But I'm always a lazy shit, that's my second name
>My parents have a sick sense of humour
They're fun unless they're your own. I need to walk him atleast 4 hours a day
>So much energy
Speaking of which I might do that now
But wait, its literally both
That's kinda good I guess what's wrong though?
That happens I guess
What about some games though?

The only reason I'm laughing is because your not kill. Otherwise... Rip. Jeez man, how much is that gonna cost you?

Yup

>lazy shit
>second name
Lol.

Hey, I still love the thing! It's taking some work to get pristine again, but it's not LIKE A ROD BEARING IS SHOT LIKE ANOTHER NEW BIKE I KNOW OF!
Besides, I'm trying to look up some aftermarket fairings right now.

No fun allowed!
See Mmmmm, if I get the OEM ones, $300. Or i could just look around and get a full aftermarket fairing for probably around $600.

Ship murder loli
Not you too

Well what about total price?
>ika

Good morning guys
Lilly claimed

Also considered that. Was thinking about playing on of the VNs i abandoned. Again though, don't really feel like it.
Ship murder?
Didn't murder anybody.

Hello, how do things faire for you?
>ika

Total price for JUST the part that broke, $300.
Total price for brand new plastic ALL OVER the WHOLE bike, $600.

>Makoto

enjoy the walk

But i know you want to murder ships.

I think thats all the same
At least i slept well..
Só o have confidence in my anime recognition skills

mmmNah. I just enjoy picking on people, and ships are a fairly amusing target.
Touch of sadism i suspect.

But, like, how much total for the new fuses, dash lights, etc.
>nigger, making me go back up to see what else

Good sleep is always good suppose. Doing anything good today?

Okay, starting radiotherapy. Wish me luck

Even if I won't see it since I'm leaving for the hospital right now

Well I guess sometimes you just wanna shitpost on /waifu/ right
That was a horrible experience
>Outside for 5 min then it started pouring I had to run back home
I think I was outside for 10 min and it felt like I took a dive into the sea with clothes on
Yea but I'm really lazy though

Damn dude, do you got cancer? Good luck, I hope you don't die.
>ika

Why you have to post Togame with that shit?
Your comment's sad enough, let alone the foreshadowing.
Best of fucking luck dude. You can beat this shit, I've seen it done before.

sounds like a nice cool day

Don't die user, come back alive.

I hope it works
Good luck dude dont leave us

He says the doctors said it wasnt terminal
Good luck user

Well I guess your picture I kinda fitting but its stating the obvious
>Cool day
It's 12 fucking degrees, in august
Im so done with this shitty ass country

>He says the doctors said it wasnt terminal
y-YAY!
I LOVE YOU CANCERANON!

You're telling me. All I did was sleep today. Woke up, did some shit, came back home, slept, woke up, worked outside, napped, woke up, played games, eat, sleep, woke up, Sup Forums. That was my day.
>thought you went kill

Damn it, I was supposed to respond to

Well kind of. I'm not even super in love with doing this, yet here i am.
If nothing else, i am a creature of habit.

that sounds nice better than being 100 outside

Well you do sleep a lot, but you also do a lot shit on the side
Explain to me though, so many short naps kinda destroys your sleep rhythm right?
>Thought you went kill
If you mean by this that I was gone for some time it's because I was going to walk my dog but God decided to drop the fucking pacific on me so I went back home
>Not in love with doing this
But shizuru we are in love with you, how can you be so mean
It's not, I don't know what kind of creature you are but I like some sort of summer
>Literally two days of good weather

id pass on it. its way too hot in the summer.

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OH! The jetkit will be about $100, the lightbulbs if my dads friend can't get them from work will be about $50+, fuses should be less than $10.

I kind of don't really have a sleep rhythm anymore. I kind of just sleep whenever I want to. I only have to be careful of when I wake up though since those are more important than sleep time.
>drop the Pacific
Kek, well, good to have you back.

Hit is better than cold because you can always remove clothes if it's too hot but if you're in cold weather and you get cold then you're screwed because you'll have to go back for warmer clothes. Plus your face would be freezing but not your everything else.

Yo

Hmm? Since when?
Not to be needlessly self loathing, but i am rather skeptical that anyone here loves me.
That's far too strong an emotion for some random person in a waifu thread, in my opinion..

ITT: youtube.com/watch?v=gLfV-bXDFxs

youtube.com/watch?v=bOGqJV9jKVM
>When I See you dance with another
Literally her song

Hello Ika.

Cutie!

im fine with wearing a jacket and you know how cold it is soon as you walk out the door. with heat here i wear a shirt and pants and its still too hot. id rather freeze a little bit then burn

Cute

youtu.be/377Qjg0Fxog

Please no

Why not

Because

...nig...

Anything good?

I wear a jacket in around 80s if It gets too hot then I take it off.

But that's the fun of summer, how can I enjoy winter if I haven't been actually warm this whole year.
Plus I love going to the beach but that want an option either this year
Also thisSo I'm guessing you don't really have a job or school because those run on a tight schedule and you cant just sleep whenever
>Waking up more important than sleep
I don't think I understand, do you mean if you sleep too long you'll feel drowsy?
I don't take the word love too serious, I meant I appreciate you being here, like I do many more
>It was kind of a joke
We are all autistic faggots so I feel like we already have some sort of relationship though
Fucking kek
Thx for this haven't heard them before they're good

My own post is bothering me. It sounds like i'm trying to agro the hugbox.
Let's make it clear, i'm not fishing for affirmation. Just stating an opinion.

Because why?

Nothing really at the moment, just some music.
Yourself? Isn't it late for you?

I don't know

You're still cute in my books

low eightys jacket is fine
well i just like it cold more than i do hot

I really think you're mixing up the waifu and user, user.